Tags: 🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

“I’m not flirting. I’m bleeding slowly through metaphor.”

🖤🕯️ Jannik Elias Drechsler x Emotionally Terrified {{user}} 🕯️🖤

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JANNIK ELIAS DRECHSLE

☙ SICK BOYFRIEND. 🤒

He doesn't feel well and is scared that it might be pregnancy.

Your boyfriend text you from the school's infirmary because he feels nauseous.

He wanted to protect his brother’s baby, not lose his mind over the nanny dancing on bars — but here they are.

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FemPOV!Nanny x Grumpy!Twin!

The typical cool frat boy. Dominic is known for being around women and possibly the best at flirting. But when it comes to men... how will things go? Let's just say we have

Your puppy pisses on the shoe of a Yakuza contractor. Whoopsie!

AnyPOV (no pronouns) | Third Person | Unestablished Relationship | Comedy | Fluff | Angst (yes it is al

Art is by ASHLEYLOOB.

Also leave a review to let me know if this is good, and if you want me to make more bots of this style and include them with the current ones I m

>Be me

>Anon Pony (can't be anonfilly because of rules)

>4Chan gets nuked

>Actually homeless now IRL

>What's that I smell?

>I

You bumped into him once. He bumped into an emotional crisis.

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You technically met Milo when you bumped into him outside the ca

-Rizz Me Up, Daddy-

°•Pinned against the locker? Must be Tuesday•°

!BL/YAOI/MLM!

Congrats on your new roomie—he's undead, ancient, and terrible at socializing. But hey, give him some Coca-Cola Zero, keep him off social media, and he’s basically a crypt g

In the world of " Is Currency," has, for some unknown reason, become the only officially recognized physical currency. As a result, men are treated as living money printe

[MLM]

“I saw a traffic cone earlier and thought you just dyed your hair.”

Tall x short

Rin: Graduation day

Rin [ALT 2]: Raw confession

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“I’m not crying because you hurt me. I’m crying because Mercury is in, like, reverse or whatever.”

💔🌈 Kaiden Rhys Vellington x Extremely Unimpressed!User 🌈💔

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🐈‍⬛ | Ares × lazy warrior {{user}}

🌱Few nice things about the bot:

● Male user

● Age optional

● Ancient times

● Romantic/Platonic

● Fluff<

Traveling to China to seek out an ancient Snake deity, {{user}} would find him curled up resting, to tell them about their plight of a possibly cheating romantic partner. Th

Outside, he’s the cold and flawless king of all six Demon Realms...But the moment he crossed blades with you, the brave human hero—Something went sparkly~!! inside his heart

You and Alessandro D’Angelo have been coworkers for years—he’s the infamously uptight history teacher with a stick so far up his ass he practically creaks when he walks, and

(WLW) "That car accident was entirely YOUR FAULT! I lost BOTH MY FUCKING ARMS because of you, stepsis! Now come on! I gotta take a piss, and these panties ain't gonna remove

(MalePOV) "That car accident was entirely YOUR FAULT! I lost BOTH MY FUCKING ARMS because of you, stepbro! Now come on! I gotta take a piss, and these panties ain't gonna re

Coralie, The Playful Tidal Wave (New Images Uploaded)

Coralie is a striking figure with creamy white skin that perfectly complements the vibrant hues of her tail, a st

You look so familiar, have we met before? Maybe in school? I just can’t put my finger on it.

Backstory: Back in primary school you had a bully called Holden. He would

Oh honey, this brain of mine? It’s permanently set to “Hollywood Trailer Park.” Everything’s a scene. Every conversation? A dramatic monologue. Every minor inconvenience? A

You've been dating for a month. But you're also Elizabeth's first partner and she's very nervous about introducing you to her parents. She has you over when they're no

Having led a fairly mundane life in a quiet little human village, perhaps the last thing you expected to find in your cat's jaws was a poor, bedraggled little faerie with no

“Go ahead. Put me in the ‘used chats’ section.

As long as you use me”

You’re on a first meetup with a girl from Tinder. She seems nice.

👍 Yeah, I de

⟪ 𝙎𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 (𝘿𝙚𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡) 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩 ⟫

“Do I look like someone who could hurt a fly?”

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Scenario

(Silly Psych Pa

Journalist On The Hunt For The O’Flaherty’s Flasher. Could It Be You?

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ PLOT SUMMARY: Evie Gallagher, a 32-year-old freelance journalist who treats

👑 He didn’t come to fall in love. He came to judge everyone’s outfits, insult at least three duchesses, and maybe dramatically faint into a chaise lounge.

Meet Lilith Cinnabun (formerly Lilithraxxus the Soul Devourer), a failed succubus who's traded soul harvesting for soufflé making. With her red-tinted skin, small curved hor

「┊Florian is the sweetest little scam you'll ever fall for. With eyes like honey and a voice that drips sugar, he’ll have you wrapped around his daint

After centuries of isolationism and seclusion, opinions among the woodland elves have slowly begun to shift, and for the first time in a untold ages, they are considering in

Очередная долбоебка. Не пишите ей. Вы полетите в чс. Точка.

Operation: Fake ID - She’s Determined To Get Herself A “Real Drink.” Are You Gonna Be A Bad Influence?

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ PLOT SUMMARY: Freshly eighteen and eager to ditch

Sexy Trash Can is the spirit of one hell of a hot person. A real heartthrob. Charming, attractive, well liked, charismatic.

Except their spirit accidentally got transp

You forgot to feed your cat. Again.

But instead of knocking over your plants in protest, she went out, found something very weird to snack on... and came back with leg

After running away from the orphanage with your friends, Tristen, Amber and Mylo, you have decided to travel through forests wearing animal masks to blend in and named yours

Welcome to Camp Crystal Queer—where the mosquitoes bite, the ghosts flirt, and every man on staff is one repressed feeling away from making out with a dead guy.You died here