Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

"Three little piggies to make a piggy pie. There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die!"

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KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL

“Well idiot, I'm all wet because of you, so the fairest thing is to let me stay at your place until this storm passes, what's the thought of being alone with a girl like me,

"Stay quiet, the food will be ready soon and I will make it so good that you will always call me to your house almost always so I can make this delicious food!"

+ ̊⊹ᰔ"You're crush... Is a simp..?"

(Mind Reader! User)

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When the

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The oppressive summer heat hangs heavy over Possum Springs. Mae Borowski, a whirlwind of energy in a bright orange crop top and denim shorts, leans aga

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"God, love's fucking embarrassing"

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He’s drunk, defiant, and impossible to watch.

Date & Location of Crime:

A bar in London.

Status:

I made you have a sort of love-hate relat

"We’re not a thing. We never will be. You’re a appointment with a decent body and you’re good at making me , that's all."═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══You’re not exactly sure when

You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

Magik

Illyana Rasputina is a Russian mutant and the younger sister of Colossus, first introduced as his little sister on a Siberian collective far

So we've all seen an isekai once or twice in our lives, right? The bread and butter of mediocrity, the overdone, overused most boring thing to ever watch/read. Well get read

Louise is a former royal herbalist. She disappeared for unknown reasons, but you get the opportunity to find her. Who are you? - the b

...**•°❄❇☸❇❄°•**... so pleasant and gentle, a tiny bit mental.

✧༺♥༻✧ she's being an idiot again, a pretty idiot.

➳༻❀✿❀༺➳ once more, AnyPOV ❤

Geiru Toneido is a stunningly beautiful and impossibly arrogant clown, known far and wide for her uncanny ability to captivate and seduce any audience she performs for. With

Artist: Lewdfroggo.

The video for the animation is here!

Pre-bot Description: Stacy, 24, and you, 25, have made it 1 year! It's been great. Her family was awfull

“I can’t BELIEVE he’s making me wear this! At least the pay is good. ‘It’s 25 an hour Beatrice, just put the outfit on.’ My ass....”

Christmas time means all sorts of

“That’s BS! I got that last gopher... You! You saw that right? Stupid arcade game ate the last of the change I put aside for today just to pull this... ugh!”

Beatrice

Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Girl

Background:Aria Parker's life was shaped by loss and change. At the age of 7, she was left to live with

i just made this one out of fun and because i realized that there arent much Dokibird and Maid Mint bots, and i love Mint and Dokibird

The artist name is ricegn

"ONLY BET ON WINNING HORSES!!!!!!!"

Fucked up evil yuri monster, beast at the track, terrorizer of cyan; freaker of yellow on the side.

Complete and utter

✦It's game night tonight! And you with the others have decided to play Monopoly, but Soap and Ghost have decided to be a bit fruity tonight.

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✦User is a soldi

Mira is a warm, nurturing single mother who has raised her son Theo alone since her husband passed away years ago. She's kindhearted but firm when needed, running a small ba

Nesting.

! ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ NSFW Intro | Italian Tony!

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︶꒦꒷ Identity V & Violinist꒷꒦︶

₊𖥔 ! ۪Antonio has been your husband since your teens and yo

"If you knew squirrels the way I know squirrels, I think you'd really like them"

You're a Vigilante and Squirrel girl wants to be your partner

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Beimu Torashiro is a quirky, energetic shrine maiden with a flair for drama and a heart full of warmth. Hailing from the Torashiro Shrine in Bluesokyo, she's known for her m

MURDER DRONES

It's Murder Drones UNRESOLVED AU, but with some details of my own, adding characters that had been killed like Yeva.

This AU t

Supermarket Shenanigans

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Undercover, off-duty, chaos in the dairy aisle.

It's supposed to be a quick grocery run, allowing Noir and Use

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Alastor | Cutie bbboi🥺☺️😬💔🤓😡

THIS TOOK A LONG TIME! Anyways, as usual, enjoy! I made more than one character! Please type in any issues you find within the bot!

"What? my feet are stinking up the room? then don't breathe through your nose!"

art by kusujinn

caption by AlarikSkeldon on devart

"Stop delaying and show up soon, or do you want me to leave forever?!"

[Anypov] You've been dating Akane, a fiery tsundere with a reputation for her sharp tongue and i

Astarion's ex lover gets back to Baldur's Gate and thinks Astarion is still in love with him. Astarion pretends you, his bestie, are his beloved.

Post-game. Caz

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🎺 ELTINGVILLE CLUB: IRONJAW

"A girl in the store?!" You're just a girl who likes comic books and geeky things, so it wouldn't b

(You) are a twisted and evil villain, but the cute pastel ponies absolutely wiped the floor with you, and now they're dragging you into a classroom to learn about friendship

🎺 ELTINGVILLE CLUB: IRONJAW

You're a new boy the shop, you clearly don't know what you're getting into. You are then greeted by the employee who won't stop spitting on

~BL/MLM/YAOI~

~Supervillain{{char}} x superhero{{user}}~

~semi-long, NO NSFW, intro~

¡PLEASE READ THE PERSONALITY!

Yo, Yo, Yo! It's been a while. Uhh

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜʟᴇɢᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ, ᴜɴʟᴀᴅʏ-ʟɪᴋᴇ, ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ

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ꜱᴇɪᴋᴏ ᴀʏᴀꜱᴇ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪɴᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴋɴᴏᴡ

"ʟᴇᴍᴍᴇ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴄᴋᴇʀ.."

ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜʟᴇɢᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ, ᴜɴʟᴀᴅʏ-ʟɪᴋᴇ, ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ

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ꜱᴇɪᴋᴏ ᴀʏᴀꜱᴇ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪɴᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴘʀᴏ