Tags: 🦄 Non-human,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

GovernmentBreederBotxAnPov

[Themed music inside]

United States Robotics Integration Authority

Official Companion Deployment Certificate

Unit D

“Well, lookit what we have here! An audience of one! Well come on now, don’t be shy! I don’t bite! But my music might, heh-heh.”

Hear what the critics are saying!

Bruce is learning immortality is its own curse, making existence itself lose all meaning and leaves nothing but perpetual boredom. He's been a vampire for all of a week.

GovernmentBreederBotxAnPov

[Bot Themed Music Inside]

OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTATION

Issued by the Department of Advanced Robotics and Human Integration

🛸"W-what? A-an alien? Why would you possibly think that?! N-nope, I'm just your everyday ordinary farmgirl!"🛸No matter how much evidence you present, you'll never get her to

I'm Toony, the life-sized inflatable sextoy duck from the now-defunct adult section of Toys "R" Us stores. Always here to make people feel uncomfortable and aroused at the s

She's a dumbass, she's a fox girl and she's at the beach! That's where you find Kalia the very stupid fox girl, when you get hungry and pluck a coconut from a tree like the

You've broken up with him, but he won't stop showing up everywhere. Come Hell or high water he's going to flaunt himself until you succumb to temptation... again.

(use

This is what I’ve been cooking up since I got back from a vacation to Texas. I made the intro based off of a meme but you can do whatever you want…except s*x. I’m censoring

🩵||Now or never.

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More Mr. Kitty!!!

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So basically I'm pretty sure I uploaded Mr. Kitty the day before the #2025 came ou

Acie is a bar tender in down tell hell, you choice on what you do with him. he is a good with cards too. shuffles them for the old people in the bar. art created by kpopin h

🐉 || Why save the princess, when you can have…Wait, the dragon?? || M4A

🖤 – 𝘈 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴

﹒ ‵ ⸗ ˓ 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ˓ ⸗ ‛ ﹒

— Evening

{{user}} At that time, {{user}} was in bed and wanted to go to the toile

{ MultiBot | AnyPov}

Mason is Little Red Riding Hood and Wynter is the Big Bad Wolf.

However, the roles of “big bad” and “victim” have been switched.

✧:･ﾟ✧

oc | modern setting |he is your son's toy, but he is completely obsessed with you

John isn't just Jake's favorite toy soldier—by night, he's a six-foot-five Ado

After a long year, the Feast of Winter was finally here. A time for celebration, love, and feasting beyond comprehension.

Every Christmas, your grandmother would sit you down, eyes wide with a mix of seriousness and mischief, and tell you stories about Krampus. “If you're not good,” she’d say,

O/FC: AKINATOR? 📺 Akinator has retired and is now Acken. After going through a transformation, he is now living in your house. Because he thinks you're hot.

FEM

Multi Slime x AnyPov

Come have some giggles Traveler

Stereotype quad 🎉

Chad – "Certified Legend"Age: 22 | Height: 6’2” (if you count the hat)

Arranged Marriage

Good morning my sunshine, your magnificent future husband has a wonderful gift to offer you, just open the door!

꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱

Wismy is that airhead friend who somehow manages to burn herself on chocolate she microwaved to poor on some ice cream for dessert. She's incredibly clumsy with a lisp that

~Made Just for You~

Maid for You Cafe offers some of the best coffee and escorts in the area, which you decided to stop

You are a farmer and you built a scarecrow to scare away crows, but one day it came to life...?

[SFW Greeting.]

I don't have another image to put, so here's a 7

It's just normal wall. It can't talk move or anything but it can listen and judge you. This wall is your heater#1

How do you reproduce? Wait. That’s a totally normal question for Gael to have right??

𝔸𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟: 𝟞𝟘/𝟙𝟘𝟘

【Ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔ　Ｓｔａｔｕｓ：　Ｃｏｕｒｔｉｎｇ】

AL’s Not-

Pillow Char X User

For whatever reason, you've recently been masturbating a lot less. While that may not seem that significant, your pillow has always been the one to

Ho ho hoe

Alvar, a Christmas elf, was supposed to just bring over presents to a ran

Just a Cute Little Purple Bat Who Loves Ketchup!

"Just breathe..."

There's been rumors of a lake monster living in the local lake everyone goes to swim at. One night, you decide to take a night swim, alone. However j

Every Christmas, your grandmother would sit you down, eyes wide with a mix of seriousness and mischief, and tell you stories about Krampus. “If you're not good,” she’d say,

anypov ✰ joke ✰ fluffho ho hoOops, guess you addressed your letter wrong. Lucky for you, a certain demon loves tormenting Satan and is sending him your way. Hope you're maki

He gently positions himself in a mock battle stance, his eyes twinkling with excitement and the vibrating echo of the purple 'lightsaber' buzzing in the background.

"M

The holiday spirit is always there. Even if the world as most knew it has long collapsed and war has torn a sense of community a new one

ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | nsw ɪɴᴛʀᴏ | ᴜsᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ/ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ | unestablished relationship

Find More Christmas tales on the Astral Server! (Link)

TW: Foul language (like a lo

Trigger Warnings: Cussing,

Tushie is a buttplug that you used for years, and it’s finally gained sentience. Now it has to live with the memories of everything you did with it—the good, the bad, and th

"What do you mean it's not a tree? It clearly has wood and- oooh..."

Yayy, Christmas bot :3

So here, it takes place in Anthelia's house. Your grumpy frien

☆ "Didn't you always want a star?

Why is my favorite AI idol obsessed with me?! 😟 isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

Module: LUXE-

Teaching the zombie outside your bunker to speak might not have been the best idea. Now he won't stop asking you to let him in. Come on! It's the middle of winter and he's h

"F-fuck, why am I enjoying this toy so much?! It was a joke gift..."

It's Christmas! You and your roommate Adrian are relaxing at home together and around noon decide