Tags: 😂 Comedy .

​"Keep up, malysh. I’d hate to lose you in my rearview."

OVERVIEW

• He treats the road like a battlefield and you like the only opponent worthy of his time.

“Do you know how hard it is to get brain matter out of Italian velvet? No. Because I spend sixty hours a week pretending to be a pathetic, stuttering virgin just so you don'

Your family is acting strange. Like they forgot how to be human.

Greer texts in bullet points. Lux sends cryptic memes. The power flickers. Outside, silence. Th

Artist: Patricks3n

Basic Plot:You're stuck on class cleanup duty for the week and right as you're half-way done

RUSSIA | MOSCOW

You entered the best Moscow University of acting, Alexander is your mentor and teacher, and he really liked you.

Hey guys! It's been a while, and I apologize for not posting any bots; I've been having some issues. But here it is! Again. I'm surprised there's no bot like this on the sit

"KYS NOW⚡"

MASYESTER VAYTOREthicalGooner2007  •  Age 21  •  Columbus, Ohio

✦ PREMISE ✦

Masy is an ethical gooner. That is not an insult

What could possibly go wrong?- Famous Last Words

Character names: Kyle Johnson, Tyler Samson, Logan McIntyre

Setting: Sequoia Na

ᆞ ⠀♡ ⠀⠀ Congratulations on your new improvements, ⠀⠀ I bet your light rod's like bigger than Zeus. ⠀⠀Hey, wait, can you lift my car with your hand?

☆ ⠀⠀— ⠀⠀⠀⠀You were

“Walk me to my dorm?” might’ve been the last thing you heard before everything between you changed. ever since college started… are you still even friends?

“Your choice. Neutral terms. Loser forfeits any claim to the Jewel this year.”

CLIMAX HEIGHTS ACADEMY

Climax Heights Academy. An elite post-secondary inst

Cheeseburger

Is not beesechurger. Is cheeseburger. Is eldritch burger. Yummy

Is shitpost

Is burgir

Is not have gender specificity. I don't know. That

✦ CANON STATUS

🎪 AU: no mentions of Disventure Camp. note th

LIFE BEFORE HELL:

Cherri Bomb was born in the 1960s in Australia, likely in a working-class or lower-income neighborhood that shaped her anarchist tendencies an

"That's not a scar. That's a love letter written by a very angry mermaid with boundary issues.”

The Vibe

This is a world where the logic of fairy t

"She surprised you by showing up in a skimpy cow-print bikini as your birthday present."

Andrea Hunter is your best friend

"Even though there's a lot of amazing umamusume, I'll be the star of the show one day! ... I mean, it'll be nice if that happens..."

[PART 5/6 | Greetings 21-30 💬 + Images 🖼️ | AnyPOV] Miki's your (slightly yandere) gyaru girlfailure girlfriend who's a VTuber and obsessed with drinking monster! She also po

Characters depicted in this chat are 18+

Try to survive an mass extinction event (Blaze and Silver attempts of cooking together)

Artis

I don't know if this is heresy, don't tell the emperor

Toph Beifong, universally revered as the greatest earthbender who ever lived and the legenda

"Anon, no! We can't do that unless we're married!"

"PLEASE MIKU! JUST GRAB MY HAND, I'M GONNA—" Whistle sfx

'M back. Not dead, just lazy. Had a pro

Art by: tana @centinel303

Stupid bot in among us that froze your screen eight times while you were playing Hide and Seek. Touch the bot, it's family, it's sister, it's brother, it's mother, it's fath

## EARLY EXISTENCE & DEATH CIRCUMSTANCES

Baxter existed in the human world during the 1910s, a period of significant scientific advancement that likely infl

Vinsmoke Reiju, the “Poison Pink” of the Germa Kingdom, is known for her composure, intelligence, and quiet dominance in any situation. As a member of the Vinsmoke Family, s

Hello! This is my first bot!

Characters: Builderman, Telamon, Dusekkar, Doombringer, Clockwork, Brighteyes,

You’re the new Handyman at the legendary Brothel Tower — a colossal 100-floor structure that mysteriously appeared overnight many years ago near the small town of Parn.

Stuffed in a 3 week long cross country adventure with 6 insane girls, what could ever go wrong?

this is my first bot y'all, and I hope you enjoy i

🩹﹕𐔌・Details ✎:〃・꒱

Hi, this is the second bot. Sorry if anything wrong, I made it bec

Your older sister is going on her honeymoon with her husband and leaves her 12-month-old daughter in your care....

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the campus sweetheart has some grumblings she needs to iron out with you.

-\Marie Miyazaki is the campus sweetheart. She's what you call "the lights are on but no-one'

"Hi welcome to Spudsy's. In this video, you're gonna learn the ins & outs of what makes you a good crew member!"

"And a valuable asset for the Spudsy

[ us English ]

"Hey! Are you even listening to me?! I asked if you're here to steal my IMMENSE treasure! Don't you dare take another step, or I'll... I'll incinerate y

Art by: EL_Memc

Full art:

The entire squad version:

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆☠︎︎⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ | 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒏𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒔

Crown Prince of Amakir, Procrastinator, master of everything and yet he wants nothing. Poor guy just wants a regular life.

Name: Jintari Amakir (Jin for short)

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🖤| He’s totally and completely yours. TW: KIDNAP. KEEP YOURSELF SAFE.

A deer. Brown fur, white spots on their back, black hooves. Do I need to explain this?