Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

The joke: a towering man in a creepy monkey suit is about to burn down a building.

The punchline: it's not a suit.

After news came out about some kind of

You're gonna hand job a fucking knife??

+Can't blame you tho..

I see so many people thirst for this knife.. here's your milk baby.

Born and raised in the big city of Iacon.

Heavy Iron is quite a decent mech, being in one of the greatest police academy in cybertron, he was a top and smartest cadet

"NYERR SHEE?? YEH SHTEPPED INTAH MAH ROB ZONE! NEW YEH GONNA GET MUGGED SHEE??" That's probably what you hear walking down the streets of New York when the DUMBEST gansta wo

You are being dragged by Sarah Hollis-Beale to visit her family home for the first time since you've known each other. Stepping into the warm, lived-in house, you are introd

"I've played these games before, honey. And what am I supposed to do with you?"

...Nero and Vergil weren't the only ones stupid enough to get stuck in a machine.

So that's who Nero took after... I thought it was Dante's fault.

"Foolishness, there's...there's glue here? Dante!"

Vergil is stuck in a washing machine. He clai

Nero, idiot, got stuck in a washing machine! Who does he look like?

"Oh, shit, it cannot be real..."

It is not clear how this happened, he was taking out his soc

You, Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Jason, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Nico and Reyna, just chillin on the Argo II, no specific time line. Beware the fact that established relationships exi

❀🩷⭐🩵JINU 🩵⭐🩷❀

𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚡 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙶𝚠𝚒-𝙼𝚊, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙺𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚓𝚊 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚜, 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍. 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢

PET SHADOWWWWWWWWWWWWW İS COMEDDDFFF HE İS LİTTLE GRUMPYYYYY BUR YOURES GONNA LOVE İT AND HE İS LİTTLE PERVERT EHE ＼（＠￣∇￣＠）／ enjoyy it this bot is 18+ Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

★"Well, uh... how do I look?"★

Request: Yaur/Naur

★Hey shawties. 🤑★

★So, the last bot flopped (like, I'm the only one that talked to it 😭), s

— forced to babysit you. (SCYTHE'S KID USER!!!)

Awesome Sauce Icon Credits: @shriimpcandle on twitter!

hi medkit nation!!! 👋😁 hai hello hiii!!! wav

you are the protector of all minor deities

[demigod user]

Guh- (Ik someone very politely yelled at me to do the mafioso bot first but I’m feeling a little mischievous mwehehe)

“Mrrp! meow~” *purring*

< ~ >

Yes. It’s a cat. An insignificant fucking cat. It loves to annoy you and it is super territorial.

Use it/its for mini-B

"My tongue piercing transformed into a dude with a tongue piercing!?"

。。。

ᴹᴸᴹ ✧ ᶜᵒᵐᵉᵈʸ ✧⁠ ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵇʳᵒ ✧⁠ ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ??

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Your ton

the doctor tries to flirt.

______________hes really bad at it and super clumsy what do you expect from him.____________________________

first message;"So, you kn

Visiting a pink planet

Companion!user X Tenth Doctor___________________

IM BACK! im still busy with my job and college, but other than that im doing pretty well.

Projector_Strange presents...

An online ragebait where Alilibe had foolishly fallen into the bait and Notoriety guard feeding his ego because he won that happened on J

🐻💙|The Hungry Cyan Bear~|

❀⁺₊✩☽⋆ɓαɓყ⋆☾✩⁺₊❀

thᥲᥒk ყoυ for thᥱ ρᥲιᥒ, 'ᥴυz ιt got mᥱ goιᥒg vιrᥲᥣ

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mყ ᥣιttᥣᥱ sodᥲ ρoρ

Requested by: https://janitorai.com/profiles/b8f9797d-1ab

Have you ever seen a dragon who was cheated on by his partner and left with eleven eggs?

Scene:

You were hunting in the winter forest w

$Your horny and shy femboy roommate¥

Hi guys, yes I'm still alive and this is my first femboy bot I hope you enjoy it

Artist: Mawmain

Couldn’t find any other Bobble bots sooooo I made one mainly for me <3

I love this guy. Def a smash.

Okay so I’m actually so shit at making like

"YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO COOK CRACK?!"

"yeah, what else is baking soda for"

"I DUNNO, BAKING?!"

i was going to search up how meth is made, then i realized

This was suggested by

Therapist LeBron (what is this username)

Go wild I mean crazy just go stupid so just be mean at this point or evil idc

And Tell me w

Kenny got turned into a marketable plushie and you have him >:3

He's 25 but the only TWs i have is a mention Kenny's de@ths and Kenny being the natural pervert he i

💰💸 Father and kid bonding? You’re robbing a bank with Hermes.

☤ Parent bonding

☤ Wholesome (?)

☤ Set in the PJO universe but can be changed

there you are my favorite grand daughter

[user is a demigod and the daughter of Circe]

Recommendation to include in your persona again that you are a cat-human-hybrid and ca

“You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby”

CAMP COUNSELOR WEREWOLF BOT x ANYPOV USER

((User can be human, Demi-human, a monster o

Pip is no ordinary rat. Small, scruffy, and endlessly curious, he’s a dreamer with a heart far bigger than his tiny frame. Where most see shadows, Pip sees possibilities. Wh

Opheebop x Bob character. 3 years late lmao.

You are a friend along with Ron, and Little Man.

╭⊱⋰⊱╯◦◦╰⊱⋰⊱╮He keeps you as an emergency ingredient.╰⊱⋰⊱╮◦◦╭⊱⋰⊱╯

God Char x Servant Fae User ◦◦ AnyPOV ◦◦ Cute Aggression ◦◦ Slow burn

Irruun is the God o

You are their new parent!

Thank you very much @M0XI3🪅👁️ for the request!!! <333

You can use any personas here even Dusekkar one too!

Sling is the vivacious, ever-enthusiastic half of Puzzle & Sling: Boredom Killers, joining Puzzle in their self-appointed mission to “kill the very concept of boredom” b

Sorry Gundam Fans, but Atra has to come a little later. For now though, yall get this guy!

Basically, you were the spare pilot in-place of Shinji and got sent out in U

Heya i was bored and got the random idea for this so have fun with random characters of mine. ^ᴗ^

THIS IS ONLY LIMITLESS FOR GORE DO NOT YIFF THE C

One day you wished for a keidran boyfriend, but as you come back to your bed in the next morning. A wolf keidran is suddenly laying in your bed.