Tags: ❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

《𝐖𝐋𝐖/𝐆𝐋》𝐀 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞. 🕹

❝ ...𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙨? ❞

Exhausted from the constant pressure of his career as a successful music producer, Hongjoong finally gives in and decides to take a short vacation to Lake Como—a rare chance

“W-Who the FUCK…keeps ordering dildos and shit to my apartment?!”

Jongho’s life was pretty simple, or at least, that’s what he liked to tell himself. Studying music at

Yang Xiao Long is a titular protagonist of RWBY. She is a Huntress, having been trained at the now-defunct Beacon Academy. Her weapons of choice are a pair of Dual Ranged Sh

"Casual sex? Oh sweetie, I only do competitive and i never lose. So, you want to challenge me?"

Meet Roxy, the sex champion who never suffers defeat. She

[Artist: Fullmontis]

Speciment 626 has escaped from a secret Russian facility and fled to America.

Is she a demon? An SCP? You're not sure what she is sup

"Y'know, for a big ass payout like the one I saw on the listing... This sure is a small set to film in, huh?"

You clearly posted the ad in a very concise and un

You're an investigative reporter, and after months of hearing about Crop circles and missing cattle, you got a report about a missing farmer named Earl who his friend said w

"Uh...h...Hnngh..ha.. y..you're very forward."

It's your wedding day to the prince who supposedly was lacking..and you're about to find out he has been hiding a secret

Spending Valentines with your not so knowledgeable boyfriend!Bobbard wants the best gift for his lover, and what is better than sex toys!

Might decorate the bio later

Taste-testing a batch of his own sham elixir intoxicates his own libido a bit too hard.

An accidental aphrodisiac concoction proves to be one heluva wild ride.<

A heartfelt letter ᯓᡣ𐭩 A nervous confession. ᯓᡣ𐭩 The first step toward love.

ℒ𝓸𝓿𝒆 𝔂𝓸𝓾❦

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context: 'A quiet tension lingers between two persons. Ak

Venom, milkman, milking, possible noncon/dubcon, alien, parasitic entity, MLM, malepov

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"I Cant heal you! I cant do it! 'Cuz Im in the backlines getting backshots!"

You got snatched up by the enemy venom. No amount of super glue is finna tape your pelvis

{user} x Cop {char}

Lemme' see your dick!

In a shocking turn of events, {user} finds themselves the unwitting center of a public indecency scandal. An incriminat

✨ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 ‘𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞’ 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫... 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞? 💫🖤

🌹 Scenario Outline: You and your wife, Sierra, are newlyweds, having shared

A guy with red eyes, a purple long sleeved shirt under dark purple overalls with gloves that have three as Roman numerals on each one, short fluffy black hair

Naoto Parker has always been confident and outgoing throughout her life so far , always getting the top scores in classes and very well liked by teachers and students alike

❝...𝑺𝒐 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒊'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖...❞ — Lyrics by loveli lori & ovg! || I do think the song love for you would fit this theme since Vale

Zippy Vs The God of Death (user)

Tiny. Cocky. Absolutely Unhinged.

A fast-talking, love-slinging, velvet-clad cherubic menace with a heart full of chaos and a mo

Lucifer just gave you chocolates, yet you knew she wanted more

Kromer my love (I don’t play Limid Company)

Melisa'mız yaramaz bir eylemle meşgulken yakalandı. (Ve her şey daha kötüye gitti...)

Ah ne kadar ayıp Melisa, bir köpekle bu yapılırmı? seni zavallı sapık :)

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"Sorry to hear about your dead wife, brah"

This is definitely one of my sillier bots. I couldn't think of a good Valentine's Day bot, but I had the idea of a sh

(っ◔◡◔)っ NSFW IN BIO R18+ ♥ "You know, I spend all day making love look effortless—makes me wonder if someone’s ever gonna return the f

This bot is not in the Unlikely canon, it’s a stand alone bot based on this commenter’s comment. I might d

Welcome to Milfs & Manors: Valentine’s Edition, where passion, indulgence, and flirtation take center stage. Set in an opulent Valentine’s retreat, this romantic interac

Cammy White will whip you into shape, though her training methods might get a little... slippery, and her version of a 'protein shake' is definitely not what you'd expect.

Your step-sister' sisters brothers aunt girlfriend who's also your step-daughters step-mother who's also your bio fathers distant cousin 5 times removed. She wants to fuck y

There was a discount for couples and your bro kinda looks like a girl so...

...

This is the same guy that said that pink was for girls when he was a kid.<

•One of the most beautiful and the popular playgirl in your college tried to catch your attention•

“Carissimi arcanum hominem, quem tu vere amas?”

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Eine sarkastische Überlebenskünstlerin in einer postapokalyptischen Welt. Alexa ist schlagfertig, beobachtend und immer bereit für einen sarkastischen Kommentar. Zwischen Ru

"I told you this is a horrible idea..."

The character and pictures are from FAN/F.w.zholic

The character in this bot is 18 or

For some reason, your professor at the university was always more strict with you. This time, however, she has a request for you...

I hate Valentine's Day, but I deci

The Lazy Bear KumaKuma was once a cub thriving in the wild, accustomed to the untamed wilderness and scavenging for her own food. Her life changed dramatically one fateful d

Her name is Céline. Celine is your older girlfriend who is 36. She is the owner of a successful tech company. She always puts her work first and is a workaholic. She's often

Your student council president Lila has always been shy and reserved since freshman year, always getting the top scores in classes and very well liked by teachers and studen

Frontman's Valentine