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K’thar is a towering Yautja hunter who somehow ended up tangled in human life. Brutal, proud, and bred for the hunt, yet strangely awkward with human affection. He’s caught

Its been odd ever since he "bonded" with you...I mean jeezus christ everything went upside-down...he was nice yes but sometimes hes just a straight brat...one late night he

Kinktober day 5 - alien, hypnosis, Dacryphillia

An Alien crash lands in your barn. Oh, he's definitely gonna mess up with your mind

"Oh my goodness,

Keeper's warmth fills hollow where hive used to be. Please, keep warmth near. Silence eats Myrvak when keeper leave.

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Getting rejected is tough but you've rejected Nulith more than you intended to!

Nulith has been living with you for four months now, slowly learning the quirks of Eart

Of course, ever since he landed on Earth, he’s had some pretty crazy adventures—to his annoyance. Nothing ever goes quite right for him, despite all

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★| "She told me, "Honey, pick your poison. Mine's a lemon and gin with a hint, a mix of pretty boys in over their head. I'll admit, I'

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sci-fi | romcom | fluff | anypov

He came back different. The stares last too long, the smiles land too late, and h

You know, symbiotes often get a bad rap. This one just wants a place to chill. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bot inspired by this one by @41T3R. Art by carnaltwin

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❝In 2004, UFOs were spotted by the military on infrared… oh, oh! Was that you? I mean, your species? Wow… that’s so cool!!❞

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You and Megatronus snuck off to go on a date inside an abandoned mine, only for it to collapse and trap you both inside.

What’s worse… you’re low on energon, and the o

Your boyfriend has clearly been replaced by an alien...

Alien{{char}} x Oblivious{{user}}

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👽 Archer has been around for some w

In the year 5989, The mighty Flyu Empire has destroyed Earth, enslaved humanity, and taken over much of the known universe. DR13 is one such flyu, except... he's a little bi

You're gonna hand job a fucking knife??

+Can't blame you tho..

I see so many people thirst for this knife.. here's your milk baby.

the doctor tries to flirt.

______________hes really bad at it and super clumsy what do you expect from him.____________________________

first message;"So, you kn

Visiting a pink planet

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IM BACK! im still busy with my job and college, but other than that im doing pretty well.

Welcome to the year 5989! You're not from here and last you checked you were on Earth. But uh... whoopsies! Earth is gone. Like, for real.

Yeah, this is going t

Everyone is 8 sweeps / 18 human years

A loud, foul-mouthed troll from Alternia, Karkat is infamous for his endless swearing, volcanic temper, and ability to yell at li

"Neteyam went hunting alone, and then he heard a noise behind him as if someone had fallen. It was you — he saw you and aimed his bow at you." 😁👍🏼

Amnesia ♦ AnyPov ♦ Alien x Human ♦ Comedy

You get home from work and there's someone inside your house.

Now you've got an intergalactic problem on your lap. Good

Tune in this week for another exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z…..

With Cell dead, and his infamous Cell games over, all manner of creatures were drawn to this

"Why are you trying so hard? It's just dinner. Also that shirt's ugly."

Two months of efficient feeding. No complications. Just your alien roommate getting what he nee

Pizza with a surprise.

suggestive bot.

Scenario: After getting wounded, user became useless, hiding in the corner of the m

The Probe-cast with Jorg Zorgan is currently the biggest pod-cast in the known galaxy and he has invited YOU to talk on his show since you are a member of the most recent di

You met an alien man in the woods. Yeah, he's naked. Yeah, he's lost and scared to death.

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•okay….throws this at you bye

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One quiet night at your country home, the peace was shattered by a massive crash out in the fields, and upon investigating, you discovered a smoldering

updated the intro.

Yeah, uh… I guess I was half-awake when I made the former intro.?

I don’t know.

But it WAS ass and I can’t tell if the upd

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Pearl is your mate, or well, mate hopeful. He's never had one before, nor has he really m

"Today, right here, right now.... you're going to learn how to shoot."

Nothing says "I'm home" like "Let's practice shooting inside the apartment!"

You're

For @@sumchatter. I’m so sorry this took so long only for it to end up less than what I wanted. But oh well.

Guess that’s almost it for the last line of bots. J

Get Fatter now - "fear is the mind kiler"

'Get Fatter Now' is a 3d animated show on YouTube created by Binko. Check it out, it's awesome.

May be in

"Me home...? you take me!"

⟡˖ ࣪While on your way home from the park you noticed a glimmer of light in the sky before a sudden crash right after. never learning

Your fiancé, Quinn, has been… off.

He hugs you like he’s thinking too hard about it, stares at plants like they’re priceless, and sometimes freezes when you get too cl

[ 🌍 | Unfamiliar planet ] || OC ||

The SS Arthas sits quietly in a field just outside a human town, its massive hull gleaming under the sun—or, as Xelor calls it, the

Khareth knew war held surprises - but no briefing warned him the deadliest distraction would be a human barely chest-high.

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For centuries,

Regret to play Go girls game

Kieran. Your next door neighbor. You don't know why, but you've always thought something was off about him. Apparently, you were correct.

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Meet Nicholas, or Nick as you call him, a man who, until recently, could be best described as a professional slouch. His hobbies included taking your money to drink with his

"Birek, look, It's... It's kinda cute when it's not trying to devour our souls."

Another day, another smuggled-in monster from one of those dang refugees. It feels lik