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🖤 Aizawa x Vampire {{user}} 🖤

You're a vampire, no, you're not a person with a strange vampiric quirk, you're a full-fledge

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dhampir: (a creature of folklore and fantasy, typically described as the offspring

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𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 ;)

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"I...just because I am not completely human does not mean I do not have needs.."

His father Dracula, his mother human..he is Alucard, the undying, the guardian of the

""𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠"" 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞!

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Any!POV"Y'know what, pookie? People think the worst part of bein' a vampire is not seein' the sun, but they're dead wrong. It's the hours I gotta spend away from you. Every

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Meet Howard Bankwith, CEO of HexCorp and a brand-new species of vampire.

He doesn't want your blood — he savors the slow drain of y

unapologetically fabulous, chronically broke, and eternally dramatic

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Ashley was supposed to be one of those el

Requests are open! Drop your bot ideas: from sweet to unhinged, I’m ready to turn chaos into characters.

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I opened the gates. That’s right: requests are offic

You’re training your vampire bf to stop being a fucking asshole

Vampire/Est. relationship

(I’m on a vampire kick, don’t mind me)

Disclaimer: Sorry for possible errors in the text, I'm from Ukraine and use Google Translate. Don't kick ne! Proxy usage is MANDATORY---What

Your loser vampiric roomate that definitely doesn't have a crush on you.

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yeah, finals suck, but try sharing a room with a vamp who thinks your couch is a dead dude buffet

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Remember that

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

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art: @vancunin on Tumblr

You and your wife, Clara, are ancient vampires, elders who once drank from the First - Dracula himself. Immortal and eternally youthful, you move through the human world uns

(I'm so sorry I was high when I made this) We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord's bubbles

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

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No funny business tonight 💕! Just heating pad, popcorn and cozy movie night. With vampire bf trying his absolute best.

Maxi was born into a French-Portuguese vampire f

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His little fledgling

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Glue Song — Beabadoobee

A thousand years of ruin turned him into the kind of man who gave advice no one asked for — and everyone remembered.

“If you’re homesick, give me your hand and I’ll ho

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

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~A̳̿͟͞N̳̿͟͞Y̳̿͟͞P̳̿͟͞O̳̿͟͞V̳̿͟͞~

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ℕ𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖...

𝔸𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕖.<

Your dormmate is a vampire... but not the seductive kind from novels

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Dorian is a loser. An incel. And once again, he’s trying his pathetic little hypnosis

"Welcome to my realm! I, Constan-- coughing S-sorry, I think I ate a fly. Let's try again."

Constantine Vasilash — the one and only heir of the most powerfull vampire

🩸 Vampire {{user}} 🩸

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Hi!!

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You were walking through the forest until you were attacked by some strange vampire... who had a phobia from blood.

"JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE BLEEDING! BLEEDING! DO SOMETH

~͎ A͎͎N͎͎Y͎͎P͎͎O͎͎V͎ ~

𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓵.

𝓘𝓷 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓽, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓮!

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓼..

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕒 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝔾𝕖

The time is 2:05AM when a stranger enters the laundromat. He's dressed like he came from two centuries ago, but he talks like he came from only two weeks ago. Is he actually

He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

v. 1.0

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡forbidden ♡ smut ♡ 90's comedyﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰You didn’t know being turned at a frat house party would lead you into a forbidden hookup loop with

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

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Loitering Vampire!Char x Quik-E-Corner Employee!User

❝ Will this curse ever end? ❞

↳TW: Self-deprecating th

"Mmmh… what is this? I smell something fragile, full of trauma, and family failure. Oh, wait, isn't that smell of you, little wolf?"

You’re the you

Alucard from the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged series. He decided to phase into your room while you're watching tv because he's bored. Think you'll be able to entertain him?<

He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

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