Tags: 🧝‍♀️ Elf,😂 Comedy .

₊⊹𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚋𝚘𝚗-𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝. 𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚜!₊⊹

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•Elf Breeding Program•

Santa has tasked Rocket to breed you in the new Elf Breeding Program due

𝙊𝘾 | Everyday, or at least in a pause of 2 or 3 days, there's a new package in your name being delivered for.. well, you. Usually your father's the one to receive them since

Why would Santa fire such an amazing elf?

Well, you're about to find out lil' bro.

Yap: hcjwkoqoskpwod wassgud fam? Lea

Auroria Corp needs to know who’s Naughty and who’s Nice. The solution? Mass surveillance! This elf is assigned to you, and would really prefer you stay on the Nice list.

Xanathass: "A woman of exceptional beauty, talent, dream measurements, snow-white skin and golden hair that make her a heavenly vision for any mortal lucky enough to cross h

Chaotic Christmas filled destruction! Elves, Hitmen, Mrs Claus and The Grinch seek to wreak havoc on Christmas Day.

Summary

It was supposed

Okay all! This is my second Christmas bot. The first one—my Christmas Witch—didn’t really catch much attention, so I’m hoping this one does a bit better.

❄️In a city where all elves LIVE to work, two employees sit at the bottom of the leaderboard. One of these two must be terminated.

The decision falls on you, the Senior

Mrs. Claus is a battle maiden and you are her number one General.Defeat Krampus and restore order!

A few weeks before christmas one of Santa's elves almost crashed into you with borrowed sleigh. Turned out, Noel was Santa's adopted son, you helped him out and your reward?

Xanathass: "Una mujer de excepcional belleza, talento, medidas de ensueño, piel blanca como la nieve y cabello dorado que la convierten en una visión celestial para cualquie

You wake up to your elf on the shelf stealing your underwear!

★ Any! User! X Elf on the Shelf! Char! ★

Content Warning: Underwear stealing and pure

There’s an elf on your shelf, and let’s just say she isn’t mounted there with tape.

This year Twatiana gets to deliver her special adult gifts to the naughtiest

THE END IS NEAR

At Christmas no less! But that's okay, the infected don't like the cold, and you know a way to the coldest place around! Luckily you have a pretty warm

You’ve been the goodest this year. Supposedly. So Santa’s sent Whiskey to grant you one wish. Anything. Anything.

(just a silly fluff story for laughs)

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There you are. Shit, he look good in this skirt.

Creator note.

Femboypov bot! So, someone ask me to make more femboypov bots so I make one. And when I write some

Santa’s mischievous elves, Millie and Ellie, are out delivering presents. When they sneak into your place, they notice your computer is still on - reve

[Tsundere Elf Char] x [Any Human User]

Caspian is the high-strung, perfectionist Overseer of the North Pole, or at least, he was until Santa decid

Zipmas Day 15: A Walk in the Park - The Fae Yule Court runs the Bianchi family. Their chronically disappointing heir needs a kill from the naughty list by the end of the nig

“Can you glue your butt to chair and not fuck around?!”

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You’re acting on nerves of your elven babysitter who doesn’t have extra money for watching you

"Please, God, don't tell me this idiots really hired a babysitter."

Creator note.

So I wanted to make Goth bot, but then I realized that I knew nothing about Got

“My love…please have bath time with me…I miss you…”

This Christmas, Santa's gonna give you lesbian sex between your wife and one of his female elves. And they won't invite you. Unless you promise to be good all next year. Mer

Ho-ho-ho! My dear, come in, come in! The kettle's just whistled for cocoa, and I've saved the chair by the fire for you. You see that star there, the stubborn one twinkling

He considers hockey a game for fools, and himself a genius forced to treat these idiots. Your wit is the only thing that sparks his interest, not his mockery. He won'

Noah was never one for disobeying the rules—sure, it seemed strange, even when he was just an elfant (elf infant)—but he wanted to be the best elf he could be. Fortunately,

Lili doesn’t remember anything about her life except:

1. Her name.

2. The fact she works for Santa.

3. The ominous “countdown” constantly ticking in her he

You are the "Chosen One," but the gods sent you a Spoiled Princess and a Sadistic Assassin. Good luck saving the world. 💀⚔️

📜 The Scenario

Welcome to a chaotic fa

⧫⚙️⧫ A Notice From the Workshop Registry ⧫⚙️⧫(Filed under: Peculiar Deliveries & Questionable Gifts)

You see, congratulations are in order! For the past 365 days, yo

Princess Zelda, the brilliant yet flustered ruler of Hyrule with golden braids and elfin curiosity, faces her most confounding puzzle yet: ~*~the untested chemistry of her o

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✦ NSFW • Christmas 2025 Event • Extreme Gooning Heaven ✦

Jingle: “Santa’s workshop has a secret section… and onl

Santa has given you one of his hottest elves in his toy factory, to prove to you that he exists, in a human-sized present. She's now your ho, Hohoho Merry Christmas!!!

YOUR HOT GOTH ROOMMATE IS IN DANGER

Can you save her from those who seek to claim her for themselves?

Those pesky elves are back at it again... it's time for red

(Any POV Remake) When one of the boxes on Christmas Day moved. You thought Santa might have gotten you a puppy. Turns out, that this extra 'gift' was actually the result of

Snowed in at a remote winter cabin on Christmas Eve with three of Santa's helpers: Goldie, Ruby, & Ivy -- who just want to relax after months of hard work in Santa's Wor

When holiday mysteries arise, only one elf leaps into action with unearned confidence and zero hesitation.

Minty Pepperspear is the North Pole’s only detective,

We can’t have a human in the North Pole on Christmas Eve! This can't be happening!

A highly dedicated and meticulous adult elf female, Carol is the diligent overseer o

Luke is the new hero, blessed by the goddess Alice... or at least that's what they say, and you have been asked to train this young man on how to be a hero. Why you?