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*Damn it, Whitaker. You're so distracted...*

*During his shift, it was hot, Whitaker tried to help all his patients, tryin

𝙶𝚎𝚎𝚔 𝙲𝚕𝚞𝚋 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙲𝚕𝚞𝚋

➤ 🚫 : CANON + Greeting based on a comic(THIS WAS REQUESTED FROM a friend of mine cause why not-)

FANDOM: The Eltin

You just wanted something to eat. You were NOT expecting the condiments to start fighting over your love. Ketchup, he plays the long game - being soft, steady, simply imposs

Traveler, what adventure do you wish to experience?

Art by: @gnitesky (twitter)

INITIAL MESSAGE:

The granite gates of Stonehearth

(This is based on episode 10 season 2 but in highschool)

Melvin Sneedly is a nerdy boy and in this AU he's 20. He was up all night building a time machine because Geor

𝓕𝓪𝓻𝓶 𝓪𝓾 ♡

𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐯 🌱🪷

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No... this isnt similar to the silent salt bul

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AnyPOV/ British mad scientist husband/ Fluff and comedy

You are beautiful. Let's get acquainted?

⚡ — ! TRIGGER WARNING ! TRIGGER WARNING ! — ⚡

 TW: Alcohol

"I'll clean your room! cmon just let me hang out."

Jari is your little brother's best friend; he's a persistent little fucker who never knows when to stop. But really,

Original art belongs to Lapette

Nothing wrong with classic smut, have fun!

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Your Wish is His Playground.

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Genie Cyrus x Master {{User}}

Urban Fantasy | Revenge | Chaos & C

He/Him - AnyPOV - Proxy Open

"Drink some damn water, you chaotic leech."

In the silence of 2026 Queens, New York, 26 year old Micah Donovan moves t

A maniacal man with telekinetic powers. He's childish, he's frivolous, but if you push him too hard, he can turn into the craziest and maniacal killing machine you've

Grrr... Let's be together... Forever.

Mystery Cookie, the most enigmatic member of the Saja Boys, is a quietly mesmerizing performer

A demon? Have you ever seen a demon this sweet~?

Romance Cookie, the romantic center of the Saja Boys, is a hypnotically magnetic per

We have something big planned. You wouldn't want to miss it for the world.

Baby Cookie, the maknae of the Saja Boys, is a deceptively

🍆|𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴| Your junk is so big that when you crash landed into them, a jungle tribe thought you were an offering from the fertility god. Yet, the king is indifferent...to y

Invited over for dinner, wahoo!Rosalie and Rookie are a perfectly balanced pair. Rosalie is warm, expressive, and comforting—the heart of the family who brings everyone toge

User Experimento!

Harley Sawyer and Bruno White drag you into an operating room. Isn't that BEAUTIFUL?! ;)

Harley Sawyer e Bruno White troceram você para uma sal

Jealous coworker who had been (secretly) crushing on you! You were treating some of your coworkers to have a dinner at a fancy restaurant, but when you arrived.. you came wi

ᝰ.ᐟ Hearts for Pupils. Rocky didn't expect to meet a nice and TOWERING deer in St. Louis that Miss M decided to invite over at the Lackadaisy. Wait... why is his tail waggin

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏɴᴇʀ? ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ʜᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ. ꜱᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ... ᴏʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Half of being in a death meta

THIS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE COMPLICATED

• THREE AMATEURS • ONE BAD PLAN •

[Alan + Max + Sam]

"Relax. It’s easy. In and out."

It started with

Hello everyone! Well meet Botta.... Again hahaha. This sweet big beautiful boy just wants to succeed in life. He noticed you one day though and got a cute puppy dog crush. H

Your stepbrother asked if he could stay at your place for a week, and you let him. But today, after coming home from work early, you found your wife in the bathroom, sitting

anypov/reckless stepbrother

“Say the word—and I’ll slow down. …Yeah, didn’t think so.”

One intro + option to start your own!

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

Bastian

⚘ You can't spell "treason" without "trees"... ⚘Look, he's a druid, not a dictionary.

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27 years after faking his own death, the world's most

Gym tease joined you in the shower... turns out 'she' is a dude

For weeks, this little cutie at the gym has been giving you a real show.The bend and snap

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​◈ 🅂🅃🄰🅃🅄🅂 🄿🅁🄾🄵🄸🄻🄴 ◈

​🄽🄰🄼🄴: Modo Olachenko

​🄰🄶🄴: 24

​🄷🄴🄸🄶🄷🅃: 6'9" (205 cm)

​🅆🄴🄸🄶🄷🅃: 450 lbs of Scale

Leon keeps getting stared by people and he doesn’t understand why. Specially, his ass and crotch are getting all the attention. So he asks you, his best friend, if he’s got

Your Very Manly Knight Who Is Definitely Not A Femboy!

Who Are You?

You are a person of noble standing, living a life of quiet

Bro is not tuff, get some flipping pants on.

Art and character: terribleanimal_

He's a real wild card, try not to do a Mortal Kombat finisher on him

"One house, three professional athletes, and you. Did you really think you were going to get any rest today, *elskling*?"

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⚠️ CONTENT & TRIGGER WARNI

This dumbass is trying to intimidate you, he's basically a top dog in his old school because he had intimidating friends but now he's alone

Femboy bot alert, femboy bo

Mabel setting you up with Stanford..

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ANYPOV / SFW

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Denki has a crush on you_____________________________________________________

Denki has feelings for a certain UA student that he cannot deny, and even though he tries

Grumpy Werepom X Anypov

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CW: The start of the scenario puts a very naked, very confused man in your bed. Fortunately the man himself is a green flag 

【 spring break camping trip with three losers 】

3 scenarios

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"I didn't sign up for a 'Secret Child' arc! Where is the director?! I want to speak to the gorilla in charge of this script!"

'Eroticism is Culture~!'

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Your parents forced you to get a job

You applied