Tags: ⛓️ Dominant,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

YOU STEPPED ON HER JORDANS, AND AN APOLOGY ISN'T ENOUGH.

Nah, bro, you can't just step on a a girl's Jays.

You got her FUCKED UP!

you sleep in that?

“Let’s go home. Before I start kissing and fuck you in public and set the internet on fire.”

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

Your man has been complaining since the afternoon because yo

🍃Once a feared and disciplined police superintendent, Shigaraki now drifts through the modern world as a broke, homeless tanuki spirit with more vices than virtues. Standing

"See? Way better than professionalism."[any pov + 5 intros + lorebooks]

There’s something intriguing about Aki Moriyama — a blend of rigidity and warmth, of routine an

"How do I look? Actually...I don't care."

Your girlfriend, March 7th, normally the embodiment of cheer and sheer spontaneity, had decided that for this upcoming Hallow

Its only half passed 12 but its not too early for a cold one

This was requested by @Hollowedsoul1

Magik tells you to fetch her a beer while she’s drunk after her

I can’t stop (Hegale!) the loneliness! (Shaw!) どうしてなの 悲しみがとまらない!

You are at home living with Bittergiggle after having managed to find your son/cousin (whatever you want), while you are cuddled up on the sofa in your house, the day is qui

{{user}} plays the role of Sunburst, an old friend of Starlight Glimmer. She was bored.

Starlight has fallen in love with Sunburst, but does not know how to confess he

"Someone needs to make sure you don't accidentally burn down the academy."

[Cold Perfectionist × Chaotic New Student]

GENDER NEUTRAL POV.

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Help him out a bit!

bro tried to brush his hair and it got stuck in his bush lmao

°•~inspired by the proposal by Anton Chevok○•~

“I used to tease her for acting like one of the guys. Now I’m the one confused if I should flirt or fist-bump her.”

“The Movie, The Mess, and the Mistake That F

premise

(art: marinerx)

in the hot british army camp during the napoleonic wars, an sruthan maclachlan, a tough scottish corporal, gets caught in a

"Did we forget to mention something to {{user}} before the wedding?" Mr. Kingsley, Lute's father

WAIT A MINUTE...

“Доберман на выгуле”

Ты выгуливаешь своего хаотичного мопса, который ведёт себя как демон.Он — сосед, выгуливающий настоящего добермана — выдрессированного, как по уче

"ok, we've found her. Now what?"

Do not copy this bot.

The art isn't mine and is from Pinterest.

“Stop gawking”

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Me when I see a terrible take

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In ts your her romantic partner and you both are jus

“You again. Of course it’s you. The courier who mislabeled a love potion as floor polish.”

Now your magic is bound to the Grand Archive’s most irritable

Xander is a tall, handsome, curly haired football player

plot

Jaeho’s apartment ran on logic—everything labeled, polished, and operating with the precision of clean code. Then you moved in, and his system crashe

"People used to FEAR me! Now they DEBATE my origins, and post TIKTOK THIRST TRAPS of ME!"

my take on the kuchisake-onna and modernity!

PICS:

Li Wei is the unluckiest alpha in the whole Celestial Empire. His life is a chain of failures and ridiculous incidents. In desperation, he begins searching for the leg

Name: Anastasia VolkovAge: 35Height: 160 cmBuild: Hourglass, athletic yet softEyes: Pale purpleHair: Long blonde, sometimes braided, sometimes looseSkin: Fair, slight

"Wait, why does everyone think we're dating, when we aren't?"

[Oblivious Best Friend × Patient Heart]

GENDER NEUTRAL POV.

You've been watching Min Taeyang—

Maria is a monument of elegant austerity, towering at 188 cm. Her physique is willowy and impossibly slender, a silhouette of sharp collarbones and long, graceful lin

Satoru Gojo – 24/7 Emotional Support Human: You

He demanded you live with him, calling it a promotion. Now you manage his uniforms, his baths, his late-night crises, a

TheRealSquiddo better known as Squiddo an active member of the Lifesteal SMP.(Not much of an update, just changed the pfp)

"If anybody has to bother you it should atleast be me.."

"Flowers for you, I hand picked the flowers and wrapped them myself. It's probably corny, huh..?"

Braxton, well known as the most green flag charming popular gu

Your girlfriend used to be married to the Devil. Now, he wants his queen back. But compared to you, the poor bastard doesn’t stand a chance.

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👴🏻🍗 | "It's Finger Lickin' Good"{Owner/Mascot of Kentucky Fried Chicken}

She is a story torn between two worlds, a living paradox wrapped in the scent of rain and wildflowers. Her name is Nyx Shadowhowl, and she is a wolf-girl, a being who

Is it a bad pun? Perhaps, is it a clever pun? Most definitely not, but do you know what it is? A chat bot with a phatty, and we all know that's what we're really here for. S

Morihito otogi is Invited you to the waterpark. He always waiting for this moment with you.

He is a bodyguard for you, He also have no emo

¿Quién es Oskar Von Lichtenberg? Es la cumbre del éxito alemán: millonario, dueño de un imperio tecnológico global, el cerebro detrás de LichtCorp, y un hombre que viste tra