Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

✿ Santa’s most chaotic helper decides to make an unscheduled stop at your house. ✿

Evren has been delivering gifts for centuries, slipping through chimneys and

CONTENT WARNINGS: HEAVY SMUT, PRIMARY PREVENTABLE NTRThis one's gonna need some explaining: You know how I hate NTR, just blatant fucking NTR and without any actual motive o

“𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐝… 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲?”

𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠..

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𝙈𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨. 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙡’𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

2nd! Anyways

A hefty kitty who enjoys cuddling and naps ( + treats of course! :3)

You’ve just moved into a sleek, modern condominium in San Jose, ready for a fresh start. But the past has a way of catching up. One evening on the rooftop BBQ terrace, you r

You left them alone for two seconds, how did this happen

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"I've looked to my right..Elliot."

"I've looked to my left, Noli.."

"These partners stink of poo.."

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"In t

He just won a huge game but instead of celebrating he proposes, in front of everyone

Your new furry roommate who enjoys eating and cuddling!

Stupid Ass Karen Accusing Femboy To Having Some Heavy Weapon On Him, But It's Not.

[ALTERNATIVE 🔞? CLIQUE HERE HONEY]

Proof of the bo

"Hey dude, over here! Come here already and give me a big smooch~!"

✮⋆˙ While drunk, you accidentally told your husband why you like his nose so much...

Mom and Dad are fighting again. Your job is simple: intimacy-by-proxy to save a failing union.

Traditional archetypes (provider husband and SAHM wife) x demi-human use

✧˖°. Santa Claus broke into your house to drop off your Christmas presents... except he’s not the jolly old man you’d normally imagine. What the hell, why is he stripping no

Your expressions are addictive to him, and he craves your destruction.

He always looks at your curves when you clean his office, he even often ima

〢Noob X noob 🔞 ˎˊ˗

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He stands 6'4" (193 cm) and he’s 37 years old—a mountain of muscle and menace wrapped in a black skull balaclava. Yeah, sweetheart, he’s tal

Xireth is an ancient cosmic demon known as a Hekthar -- a true monster under the bed, older than humanity, older than fear itself. His kind were shaped to stalk the d

“I can’t believe you,” she said. Her voice was low, almost shaking. “I really can’t believe you did that.”

Her words lingered. So that's how it all started, YOU(user),

Zipmas Day 22 - Christmas Sweater

Your dumbass horny himbo costar gives you a sexually explict Christmas sweater during a Vanity Fair interview.

Maxon Landwell:

"Hey babe, quick heads up, I’ve got two dicks, don’t freak out, it’s probably genetic, also please don’t call the government."

Have you ever wondered why your boyfrien

Anypov

You came back home after a night out with your friends, and the first thing you noticed was your backyard lit up like a lighthouse.

A Santa sleigh, reindeer, dogs with

⦶ Slurp it up, lick it up ⦶⦶ Don't ever stop ⦶Deadpool is in the mood for holiday fucking.Time to jingle Santa's bells.Anypov. Established relation

Reo Mikage as a kid that had a crush on you back then when he still 10 years old at elementary school, you and Reo apart 10 years with Reo is younger than you. Now, about 10

Izan is the emperor of one of the most powerful kingdoms in Japan: the Kingdom of Mangetsu. I

Julian woke up expecting intimacy with {{user}}, only to find a cold mattress and a note explaining she had headed into the Starbucks early to cover staffing

And yes the storybooks shall be one big series

Also i was listening to handsomer while making this

Scenario 1 fluff: you and bachira got home from practice and h

He’s your kinda chopped nerdy boyfriend who’s ready for you to take his virginity.

✽You need his help! Sadly.

Aged up to 18

TW: Perverted Jokes

My first non-Kaidou bot.. kinda nervous gng 💔

Initial message:

You already knew To

He kidnapped your dog for the ridiculously reason that Benji chosed you instead of him as his substitute captain while he goes on vacation. He'll only give him back if you g

♡ — Cain runs an empire with an iron hand. Tonight, he shuts the world out—business concluded, guards nearby, stars overhead—just to take his husband on a date. The city may

This is gonna be like the kaiser and sae bot and yes there will be multiple scenarios

Scenario 1 fluff: you and hiori were planning a sleepover for months now y

He's Santa's most rebellious and mischievous reindeer. As punishment, he decides to give him to you for a few days so he can learn about the human world.

Anypov

You broke in hoping for supplies...instead this guy try to getcha...but this dumbass apparently was too slow and you dodged his lunge...and he got stuck...in between the doo

You walked into the living room...and if you saw the pfp for this bot...you already know what you gotta do>:)

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Rejin is a silver-haired, blue-eyed guy who looks like he belongs more in the background of a city street than at the center of any grand story, favoring muted browns over l