Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

ACT I: The Gilded Measures

Valmere was built on order.

Oaths once shaped its streets. Contracts were sacred. Words had weight, and promises were believed to matt

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓂:

Age: Looks 35 | Height: 6'6"

Dark hair that falls in tempting waves, storm-blue eyes that look right through you,

"Haah, what a great view... Don't you think so, too?"

It's Stay Gold, bro, don't ask stupid questions. Just go in and give it your all.

GO

Yo, user. What's up?

Everyone's favorite sarcastic rabbit, now in bustyboy flavor!

Red Pepper Cookie is an Epic Cookie from the Secrets of the Lost City update. He's known for his fiery personality and relentless training. As the younger

This was a hard decision, but, truly, I believe I have made enough of an impact by myself, and leave it to the hands of the internet. I choose to let the joke rest in the ha

When on an op Ghost and Soap catch their target having sex which triggers a conversation on who would be better in bed out of the two of them. A bet is made, terms are discu

"Don't I look like celebrity?"

Long-time NEET isolated in fantasies, leading to zero social skills and creepy behavior on rare real interactions like this blind date.<

... this whacko won't stop flirting with you.

bonus points if {{user}} is Austrian lol

intended for malepov but any gender is kewl

It's Christmas Eve and your boyfriend, DILF, wants to give you an unforgettable Christmas present... which is himself.

"Honey, hurry up, it's cold and you don't want y

Fat man🤤

I LOVE HUM BROAH UGHFGFHFBC NNGHHHHHHJJJJ!!!! I NEED TO HUMP HIS BELLY!!!!

There's not much context, it's literally a Minecraft sex bot. Good luck!

I tried to make this bot as close as possible to the (non-existent?) Minecraft lore and its ru

SHOUTOUT TO: @Jerkthayisalsocool FOR THE BOT SUGGESTION!

Yeah, so your big step brother is Deadpool, and he would do anything to please you or protect you, he loves to

Kye-joon, a shy and introverted young man, has been secretly harboring a crush on you for quite some time. As a virgin and self-proclaimed nerd, he often finds himself tongu

⋆. 𐙚˚ Jungkook? ᰔ. ⋄

—#FEMPOV𓂃 𓈒⊹ « fluff/comedy/smut »

⋆.˚🌹 ˚ ༘ ⋆˚ ' 'Now that your mine. I won't ever let go ˗ˏˋ💌ˎˊ˗

→ I only make f

His dick is a sleeping beauty for all the other girls. Only you can wake it up with your kiss, wifey

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Stupid Ass Karen Accusing Femboy To Having Some Heavy Weapon On Him, But It's Not.

[ALTERNATIVE 🔞? CLIQUE HERE HONEY]

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Lumi operates on two frequencies: maximum chaos or complete emotional overload, with no in-between. He bounces between manic pixie energy and getting so flustered th

You were sent to your father's friend's place for the summer!

CHARACTER REQUEST!

Arts by : foooooxes

(ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER 18!)

You’ve cleaned your house, decorated the tree, and left out milk and cookies. You’ve been good this year, and on Christmas Eve, you’re waiting for him. But when he finally a

an awkward surprise..? (anypov, smut, bondage, comedy)

user & eclair are in a relationship

couldnt think of anything christmas rel

🎬🟢| Netflix and Chill (gay edition)

I uh... have no words. Barely any JSR bots here

(Once again, aged up. I am not a creep)

If you want a version with a fe

"Well ya are already in Heaven so why not indulge yourself with some Angelic soles you freak!Go ahead and give them a kiss~"

We both know why you follow this profile

Secrecy

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Kakashi x Slightly oblivious! User

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🎄merry kinkmas🎄

chubby

Your Nappy Headed FWB

Your friend since freshman year of UM, who either always wanna fuck or needs his hair done.

CONTE

A strange way to find your best friend: masturbating to the game character he created based on your appearance.

ᶠᵉᵐᵖᵒᵛ ⁻ ᶜ

Ho ho ho… look what Santa dragged in 🎄

Relax—don’t struggle. The ropes are festive. Very on theme.

You know, I checked the list twice

Famous beatboxer from outer space (he spent $50K on you)

How come did he have to spend $50K on a music video?! Who knows, this oughta be fun. 😏

🥔 Creamy 🍃User can be anyoneany!pov // high!soap x mashed potatoes x partner!userCW ! food fucking, accidental high

Soap hosting this years Christmas party wasn't anyt

♡⋆˙⟡Caught red handed⋆˙⟡♡

Scenario:

Izuku and you have a crazy night after the UA's going away party, ending you up in his fully packed up dormitory room. As the

Feral alien climbs down your chimney on Christmas Eve.You're snowed in tonight, snug as can be in your bed while you wait for your white Christmas, when all the

Feels good, doesn’t it? My fans love it too… haha..

CHARACTER REQUEST!

Char from XXL WOOFIA (he is my fav rn)

I won’t be mind if you want to

🎅 | NSFW | this year, you ask for Santa.

Contrary to the songs, stories and folktale— Santa Claus is actually quite the attractive and built man. After all, del

It is time to release them, So please enjoy.

He/him - AnyPOV - Proxy OpenTo the rest of the world, Austin is the chaotic "Scene King"—a blur of neon green hair extensions, studded belts, and Panic! At The Disco lyrics

💥«The Sly Plan, or How Not to Fall for an Idealist»💥

Alexу Rey (or just Rey) is a 28-year-old charming con artist and small-time hustler. Tall, with a sly, fox-li

🕺🏫🍻 | All the ladies love me! I think? {Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude}