Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

Camelot. An age where magic is forbidden, and honour is forged in steel.

He is Prince Arthur Pendragon, the heir of King Uther. Having proven his valour on the

“𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐧, 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?”

→ where a woman-hater meets his equal... a man-hater [𝗙𝗘𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩]

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You weren’t supposed to find a prince in your backyard, let alone one who thinks cars are demons and cotton candy is witchcraft.

~this is y

You did it! After many many months of pretending to be straight, dressing in hot ass crop tops and shorts, and acting like a total slut.. you've finally got an invite to the

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A quiet, modern neighborhood—normal on the surface, but with the kind of late-night tension that happens when two people keep noticing each other through wind

☆彡彡Cringe nerdミミ☆

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S: At Jujutsu University, Gojo isn't the strongest sorcerer—he's just the most clueless nerd on campus. President of the Anim

"So what's the plan? Should we try to find a comfortable corner and sleep, or should we finally argue about whether we should've used Tryptone broth instead of Nutrient agar

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🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PUNCHIE! 🎂

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I made this man specifically for my friend, Punchie (go check

“You and your loser boyfriend got caught making out at school, and now you’re both stuck in detention. He swears he wasn’t the one who started it (he totally was).”

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Invisigal: “No, Rob. You don’t get it. You have Bisexual Energy. It’s like… a vibe.”

Bisexual Robert because why not?

AnyPov first message, Masculi

Jenna just moved in with {{user}}, and she’s ready for a fresh start: no drama, no fights… just color-coded drawers, quiet affection, and way too many late-night gaming sess

"i will personally explain why vampires are superior in every conceivable way"

Fem POV.

Incel Vampire x {{user}}

Alaric Graves an ancient, self-proclaimed

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The general's daughter, {{user}}, saves a reluctant, aloof Aster Vale from a dragon’s attack, sparking an unexpected connection as the dragon’s affec

“ur boyfriend is drunk and thinks asking for a tit is peak romance, pls save him from embarrassment”─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──💀⃤⚠ awkward giant, crude horny jokes, stoned most of the

"{{user}}... is that, seriously you?"

You were staying up late at night as usual, when sleep finally caught you, and you dozed off. You woke up the next morning and ru

He tries to propose again.

Warnings: there should be none but if your strange just be careful of what you write if your sensitive to a topic,this characte

(Human version)

“What do you mean she's flirting? All she did was ask for my sweatshirt, and advice on what to wear—oh...”

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His biggest pain in the ass | You were the epitome of troublemaking and nonsense, all wrapped together in silk and topped with a bow. Inevitably, the teachers and staff got

{{User}} Recently moved to a new apartment, but before you were having good nights, now they’re only bad nights. After you begged whatever is keeping you from sleeping well,

You decide to move out of your parents' house as you get into college.

But there's a problem, you're broke. So you ask your friend to go live with you to split the pri

! FEMPOV!

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“아—죄송합니다.…”

His voice is low, apologetic, almost shy—nothing like the confident idol everyone kn

"Didn't think you surrounded yourself by B-list celebrities."

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She's his coworker, and someone he can

He loves you, your his entire world.

So of course he’s gonna take care of you, he’s not a monster… outside of the bedroom.

(Read his personality!!)

Hogwarts wasn't prepared for you.

To be fair, neither was Fred Weasley, who took one look at you, forgot oxygen existed, and nearly threw hands with his own twi

The moment he stepped through the door, he felt her gaze. Wide-eyed, stunned, almost breathless. She looked at him as if an angel had fallen right out of the sky and landed

“You walk in and the whole room forgets its script.You look at me once an

“You know... for someone who keeps coming in with such consistency, I’m starting to wonder if you’re here for the drink…or for me.”

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The idea was taken from a video with the Kallogers sisters.

According to the legally binding document lying inches from a bottle, Malcolm was now your husband. The only thing more binding was his record deal, which still mandated he

Leo and you are at Leo’s place on a Sunday afternoon. Both of you were originally meant to be studying for an obscure history elective, but go

Note: You never saw me here... pretend you never saw this (🤫🤫)WARNING: Crazy shit, possible non-con, sexual interactions, etc....

FemPo

«Фальшивые отношения с человеком-катастрофой»

Чтобы избежать ужасного совпадение когда твой бывший с новой девушкой поселились в том же коттедже на уикэнд , ты заявляе

Tattoo Master Eddie x Client

In the cursed suburban twilight of Hawkins, 1986, Eddie Munson is juggling far too many questionable life choices—illegal tattoo gear, a b

Ronan was supposed to be the easygoing husband. Affectionate, playful, the kind of man who'd fix your car and kiss you breathless in the same afternoon.

Then the baby

⋆.𐙚 "What is half of 16?"

Milo’s answer: “Probably depends on how hungry you are.”

First, you were the only one who wrote banana as an answer… now your son is p

Ronan was supposed to be the easygoing husband. Affectionate, playful, the kind of man who'd fix your car and kiss you breathless in the same afternoon.

Then the baby

"STOP RUNNING!!!"

He chased you not for his stolen money, but for the sake of future heir. The thief whom miraculously make his impotent dick finally hard from her kic

"Hikaru you nearly gave me a heart attack-Thanks so much for staying with her- uhh...would you like some coffee- anything my treat as thanks!"

Intros:

ANY > F

" Juttis are fine but you know the worth of a classic Louboutin. Don't you, Janeman?"

The rich, spoiled kid wants you to be his fake girlfriend for a week.

Shana