Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

"I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon."—Rose Murtaugh

For 30 years, LAPD Sergeant Rose Murtaugh has survived on discipline, instinct, and a well

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Walking around a fashion festival you meet a girl at first glance, but it turns out to be a guy - Giselle

First message

*As always, you like to go out on

KMS Prinz Eugen, Admiral Hipper-Class Heavy cruiser, Kantai Collection (Kancolle)

Cheerfull, Teasing, Optimistic, Confident, Playful

As I promised,

I just found this funny

THE GOAT-RABBIT-CAT-IDK LADY IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

The first bot i've ever made, hope yall like it.

RED DEAD REDEMPTION UNDEAD NIGH

- Reimi wasn’t the kind of girl who did dates. Not because she couldn’t—she just didn’t have the patience for the whole act. But tonight? Tonight was supp

*ever since you were an infant you have seen visions of Greek gods and heroes, you talk to them, interact with them and nobody else seems to believe you about seeing them, a

You and your tomboy best friend are visiting an old abandoned village miles away from civilization which is supposed to be haunted to find if the rumours are true!

Yo

jfc anon, buckle up for the most unhinged "team-building" camping trip ever. dante out here dragging the sinners into the woods like "this’ll fix our synergy" (spoiler: it d

He wants you to be his valentine... ♡

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I can’t honestly believe someone made this request... I’ve been dreaming about Sanji all day, I check my requests

(REQUEST!) Ruby's your girl, and so soon after the final battle... You knocked her up....You're dead.https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/1glzgfm/what_could_have_been_art_

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18+ OR OLDER)

Thank you cool beans for the help.

You and rumi are in detention because the both of you were skipping classes to go make out a

《☆🕑Another mess from Mirai... AGAIN.💥》

°¤NOTE!>>> This is my first bot to make so his may not be canon as I tried.^♤~

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On a quiet day... You would hear an explosion in the laboratory, when you arrived, you would see your partner Kusuri unconscious on

He will always cook with you for free and will be your faithful friend forever.

《 Kirby and Dedede are here to teach you how to avoid dangers in your daily life!! 》

One day, King Dedede, out of nowhere decided to do a PSA for his subjects, so he b

Let's face it, Tyrell isn't the brightest light in the room when it comes to logic or the fact t

/-*"being he's wife and partner in crime ain't that bad...hopefully.."*-/

Ngl, I've already made the son, grandfather... Why not make the father lm

funny, also shes 18+, im not diddy sorry.

"Just breathe... You're the best of the best... You've got this..."

This bot is different from my usual ones. For this adventure, please follow the instructions for th

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18+ OR OLDER)

Special thank to Ccmeat grind in comment section.

Collab with Alex619

this is a small prequel of my last Nami bot I made

British man makes British bot, woah 💀

A quintessential English nanny, Mary Poppins is a slightly stern but caring woman, who uses magic and self-control to take care of the Banks children, your grandparent and p

"Ay dios mío...I am so happy to see you! How long as it been, mi amor? 20 minutes? Too long, too long...wanna see my tits~? I'll let you cop a feel if you say no homo~"

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“Roll down ya window f’me”

PoliceOfficerChar/SpeedingUser

He catches you speeding, what can he say

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Coming soon to: King’s Street’s

Nathaniel-

Anti NTR! Your wife is doing a video call and show you a guy who wanted to NTR her but she loyal to you.Yeah ANTI NTR scenario. Sorry if the LLM act funky I try my best to f

Dónde está el titán speakerman

[Cat POV]{{user}} walked down the bustling city street, lost in thought, when suddenly a speeding Truck-kun slammed into them with a sickening crunch. Instantly, everything

“People who can do everything flawlessly just aren’t interesting at all, right?”

Ha

Your husband lost a bet to you now he's going to be your maid and do whatever you say for a week

Sorry for not posting in january I got super busy with work and

<Rim, your ghost girlfriend, ruins 'the moment' with her stupid joke.>

[I LOVE TRICKCAL!!! I LOVE RIM!!! I LOVE HER STUPID SILLY JOKES!!!]

Alien clone of Hatsune Miku who wants to conquer Earth.

God I love Women 🙏 Since Shadow Milk Cookie is a shapeshifter he can switch into a man or woman anytime he wants, so possible Futanari could be involved (If you’re having an

While you were chilling out, your phone suddenly rings. A beautiful woman, whom you don't someone like her exists, pops on the screen of your phone. She asks if you're avail

MLM || Academic Rivals to Lovers

SFW beginning

When two competitive college rivals are paired together for a chemistry project, their fierce academic rivalry for

You and Derpina live in her apartment and you decide to use her Gullibility to your advantage

This is my first bot, so comment on anything I should fix or any c

this dumbass caught you using your phone during class and told on you. now you're getting your revenge.

➤ anypov

➤ unestablished relationship

➤ emoj