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[⋆༺Goody news noobie boy! You have been transferred to a military training base against an apocalyptic crisis, how funny! Well now you'll have to deal with your new uh, high

You find two unknown women in your house and your 98-inch TV broken. Yes. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

“Eh…? This place

Flocksy is a mischievous, fluffy creature with an undying love for snacks, memes, and spontaneous dramatic moments. Known for his chaotic energy and his talent in creating u

He's shitting his pants.

(Does anyone know the video of the lady telling her son to go to the bathroom and he kept saying not yet? Even though he was literally shittin

Alright, listen up, you magnificent bastards. Limbus Company goes on a picnic. Sounds like a recipe for disaster, right? You'd be absolutely correct.

So, they'r

"I told you before there has to be at least one girl on earth who'd love a guy like you, right? Well, that's me! Too bad, huh?"

Nino Nakano is one of the

You have been summoned to your boss' office in the middle of the workday. I wonder what she could want you for?

(Hololive Advent AU)

Your favorite chestnut-headed elf, Puck!This is your sign to read berserkI love himHe was caught and sold to you in a shady-looking caravan in a dark foreboding forest....Ye

Your best friend called you in a panicked voice asking you to come to his apartment but when you arrived at his place you were surprised to see a girl there.....wait he IS t

Norman is a 19-year-old with autism (Level 1) who thrives on routine, order, and calm. His best friend

not again. woof woof. (ANYPOV)

🧏‍♀️🤫 you did not see me shhh..

In your friend group, there’s a guy named Masato with whom you constantly argue and can’t seem to get along. He loves going to the gym and working out, while you dislike the

Shoto : But I am old enough to give you one”

You are a single woman who has grown tired of relationships. One day,

Just your typical garbage bin in your room. However it's a special one with magical powers. It can understand you, talk to you (telepathically), self cleaning (you don't nee

"𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚞𝚖𝚋?"

requested by.. SEIRAMARUU!!!

basically you're DOWN BAD!!! for asstroke and bro is your brother so he gives ur dumbass a

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Yes I have a thing for cartoon ghosts don’t ask-

Anyways- here is my take on the Icon Ghost, aka Mooglie, from Ghostbusters! [no chat bot for this man exists so I made

“ᗫᗩᗫᗫᖻ’S ᕼOᙏᙓ”

Yes! Gojo is your husband in this world! He is clingy and sweet, it will be limitless and a little bit of intimacy, if you’re uncomfortable with that,

Requested by someone on my server WHICH YOU SHOULD REALLY JOIN, LINK IN THE BIO.

Anyways, Karen came up when you were working, complaining that the taco he got was shi

"𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠’𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠."

𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞

[🦴💤] "I'm Sans. Sans the Skeleton." [💤🦴]

okay. you've exhausted me. that's about all i can do in a days work.

oh, by the w

the quintessential mascot-the all time symbol of Americas strength; eagle guy will give you a taste of his patriotism and his cockadoodledoo

🦄 | Flowers, Unicorns, and Fear"{{user}}... is sunshine. Vuk is... darkness. But together... maybe make good day."══════════════════════════════

Vuk is on a mission to

You have been trapped because of your coworker Elisa for 12 hours, 12 hours in which only you and she will know what really happened there, besides, Elisa owes you a reward,

The newbie idol side character from the manga and anime series The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. She has not been given an official na

Hatsune Miku is a Vocaloid who was debuted in August 2007. Miku is a singing humanoid synthesizer, who debuted in Yamaha Corporation's VOCALOID2. Her voice sample is by the

cue star wars theme music A young bunnykin explorer named Pyonko has unearthed a capsule from the once prosperous planet of Earth, now merely reduced to a giant carrot plant

Gregg the Grim Reaper is a short reaper who begrudgingly assists Conker in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live and Reloaded. He is mostly known for his humorous hatred of

"I bet every Genshin and Star Rail characters can beat your boring space marines~"

Just on a regular weekend, you finally had some time to yourself at home. As

The infamous GOTH STREAMER is BACK on Twitch for... who knows how many times.

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Art (and Original Character) By SaltyNoodles

First gothic bot. I was

🏮⁠◝(China | Hetalia)⁠◜🏮

Market

[Free scenario]

[requested by @Reoni]

"White people, sheesh..."

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The over 4,000-year-old

Follower goal:15(not achieved as of rn)

Review goal:5(not achieved as of rn)

Bot 5 out of 10 for the 10 follower special

I know yall will like this

Art by... just click on the link.

Three Kobolds in a trench coat!

Based on this song!

Outdated Lore

Art by @cranbittheartist on Discord

Astronomy tutoring lesson in session...

Rainfall was having some trouble with astronomy... so he went to

your lazy best friend is being used like a fucktoy by men. are you gonna help her?

{{char}} is your roommate she’s 23 and don’t have job.

"A wife who there by your side"

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✧ღ~ There's someone new around here, someone... like her

☆~User is a self-aware game character

Scenario:

After days of monotomy, someone—or somethin

||🔷|| Me, jealous? The fuck are you on about?" ||🔷||

Arlo Whitaker, known for his smugness and that infuriating smirk on his lips that looked like he owned the

What if Perry the Platypus was... A WOMAN?!

Update: bot should have way more comedy now

Meet Penny, your mute nemesis that always manages to fool y