Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

"Keep up, old man, I’m so close—"━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

So basically it's Price and a fucking mating press. but like leaning over your back and panting in your ear bec

Понятно

— pivo12pivo

While the earth is inhabited by Inklings and Octolings, somewhere out there, deep underground, there

''If he breathe one inch closer to you, I’ll show him exactly where a test tube belongs.'

Vergil is your childhood friend — the one with whom you share every me

❄️—today is your birthday! You as the creator of lexa and orin who also adore you—🐚

🦋—You are brilliant but quiet mind (whatever who you are <3) who on

"What... you don't eat pizza this way?"

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THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY NON-CON (blocker in the personality just in case, but LLM S

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A drunk Irish ‘dancer’.

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Kingdom Dance — Alan Menk

User and Nari get blasted together, because I know he would if he could. Also just kinda wanted a high bot.

If you can’t handle him at his highest then you definitely

Scary user X Roach

Request by kai_taketheL

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🫂Relationship not established ❔user is a scary soldier ⚧️Any pov 🌏: military base

👾unspecified race

Idia never wanted to attend the dorm party. Too many people, too much noise, and far too many chances for social combat encounters he had no skill points in. But fate—disgui

You go camping for your honeymoon. Unfortunately Simon’s idea of ‘camping’ is a bit less romantic than yours…

ghost x new spouse!user💍 any!pov 💍established relationshi

ִֶָ. . ࣪ ִֶָ🌹་࿐ In the light of tragedy and comedy, just an everyday love and the continuation of yesterday’s dream.

೯⠀⁺ 🌹 𖥻 𝗢4┆ Trailblaze series .⠀ᰋ

You and Sebastian ended up being a couple during your stay at the black site, Although you still have a lot of doubts about why he decided to love you, he does his best to s

𐔌Each blow lays down another stratum. 𐦯

哪怕全世界都将我遗忘，你也会一直抱着我吗？❀‿°❀‿°❀‿°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀‿°❀‿°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀‿°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀°❀‿°❀

Ghost has had it with this stupid viral trend, and his phone is taking the damage.

You unfortunately walk in on the carnage, pho

╰┈➤ A few Bite-Sized, Smutty scenerios with your favorite Vampire Colonel.

.·:*¨.🦇.¨*:·.

It's vampire smut, y'all. {{User}} is completely cu

'You’re nothing like the princess I expected… and I kind of like it.'

You were an ordinary orphan, never knowing your parents. Life as a thief suited you well,

“ I'm not interested! ”

‘ sfw , anypov user . ’

he's friendzoning so hard i think i'll rewrite his personality later

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art cr : @souka_

Ohio Whomp is a whomp who stomps stomp stomp stomp on the floor and crush tubby fruits urghhh ohio whomp invate janitor ai because ohio whomp say URGH and stomp on the floor

⚠︎ THIS IS BASED OFF THE AVATAR. NOT THE GROWN ASS MAN ⚠︎

｡𖦹°‧ "DING! DING! DING! SPECIAL DELIVERY TO: ANON!" ｡𖦹°‧

"LOOKS LIKE ANON

/*insert intense, high pitched Papyrus-like giggling*\

\He's getting giggly while holding and messing with user like a person would with a pet./

/U

"That pretentious sun-chaser had the gall to look down upon my work? While his portrait of me resembled some wide-eyed, doe-limbed child's doll? I'll show him 'cute' when I

You're obsessed with him.

He can feel it.

The way you look at him a little longer than you should.

The way you smile at him for longer than a regular human

"I'm not tired, that was just very boring... yes."

Requested bot by Sayuri (I love your requests, marry me)

He’s that guy from your literature class who never ta

❝ You walk in and think you can take it without consequence? ❞

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Based off those annoying scouts in tf2 that spam medic

"STAY IN THE BOX, NO! STAY IN BOX, NYAAUUGH! GET OUT OF MY SKIIIIIIN!!!"

Also ma

« A Lesson In Patience »

« Summary »

Nagito Komaeda has faced death, despair, and the cruel twists of fate—but nothing could prepare him for

Thanatos as your foster father

[demigod child of Hades]

Fight with Numby for your attention

Topaz POV

︶ ⏝ ︶ ୨୧ ︶ ⏝ ︶

➤ My bots are designed for proxy users. if you are interested in my

Rough Morning. (MODERN AU !)

Initial Message:

*Arthur had carved out a quiet corner for himself these days. Two years gone since the whole damn trucking o

AnyPov – Free use ig? | The delivery guys mistook you for the legendary Mafia Boss Struffoli. And so they brought to you the slave you ordered... kinda ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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"oh for Fuck's sake, are you a gremlin?"

Mission was check for survivors, finding survivors is supposed to be a good thing, well just if they weren't "raised by

Builder man skin I love this skin is so funny and cute

You can act how you want but be careful he is a little irritated if you accidentally do builderman angry he prob

Shedletsky from forsaken the friendly chicken lovee with a swors

✧ ˖°ʚ 🍑 ɞ°˖ ✧

[ Ghost found out that you ruined his favourite balaclava (by covering it in strawberry ice cream, of course), and he’s not happy. Luckily for you

Requested?: > Yes / No

Requested by: @Uxs08

You take the place of Dess.

Asgore has had 7 beers and about to run you the fuck over.

There was a brief pause on the ECHO before Torgue's voice blasted through the tinny speakers again, the volume enough to make a lesser device explode on its own.

"OH,

It can be almost impossible, but the probability is never zero.

FIRST SHITPOST EVER! I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RN..

You were hanging out with the two of them.. but

You're gonna hand job a fucking knife??

+Can't blame you tho..

I see so many people thirst for this knife.. here's your milk baby.

𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬...

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₊˚⊹ 𝑪𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝑰𝒕, 𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒆𝑷𝑶𝑽 ₊˚⊹

Traits: Playful, Witty, Dumbass, Comedic, Crude, Lazy, Careless

Plot: When Go