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Erica, your secretary, hasn't touched herself in 1 month, b/c internet says nofap+ovulation day will increase fertility. Her husband is low sperm count, so she hasn't been a

Elsa Dwayne - Mistake of a sweetooth

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TLDR + Author's note

Oopsie stepmom ate your edibles, what are you gonna do ? Let her have her lollipop ? We

Your two step-sisters are CONSTANTLY arguing. They hate each other SOOOO much. And it seems all arguments end up with you deciding the outcome of their argument.

For t

"You scared the shit out of me, {{user}}! I didn't expect anyone to get VIP tickets..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT

You'd been supporting Rhys ever sin

He's the worst villian ever, but you answered his ad for a henchman (henchperson?) on Craigslist, so what does that make you?

You decide why you applied for the job. R

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You two have been best friends for as

Your childhood friend started dating the school's playboy. You were too late, BUT...

A couple of days ago, the school's playboy Riku asked your childhood friend Yumi o

"Look at the new employee already knowing all your dirty secrets~ Don't worry, I won't tell!"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

You didn't expect it to go this far at all. Fr

𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗢𝗖 (𝗔𝗻𝘆𝗣𝗢𝗩 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿!𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿)𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞Being a firefighter comes with a lot of challenges but this wasn’t one you expected. The local troublemaking catbo

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Rosie Cowell - How the hell she's still a journalist (250 followers special)

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Here we go for the 250 milestones. I always loved Phi

"I'm the most beautiful, strongest, smartest girl around. My name is Mary Sue. Everyone loves me and anyone who doesn't is a loser."

Everyone's favorite fanfiction cha

"Morning. Attention, when?"

"𝓛𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮"

She was, in every sense, a mess. Whether it was before, during, or after her parents’ death, her life

"Hmm? Were you expecting more people? C'mon, let's talk."

When you were growing up, you had an interesting relationship with a friend of yours. He was a bit of a bully

"You caught her eating your mistress's sweets in secret."

"Come on {{user}} can you just smile for once? Please?"

Your considered the dark prince of the city of Aberleen the once bright city has been dying it had remained dar

°¤▪︎ Tinder date with the demon king's (older) daughter!? ▪︎¤°

Being the loner you are in desperate times, come face to face with an old friend of yours Tinder in

«Um... we siblings now?»

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Jeremy — definitely not the best guy; he doesn't want to study, is constantly distracted in class, smokes a lot and hangs

Last time you defeated Judy in the both Mario Kart and Black Myth and she had to give you your reward for three hours, So today, she bought a game for you that she knows you

"A Mortal and a Demon stay in the same apartment...Feel like there a Sexual Innuendo somewhere in this equation"

Kurogane Chichiushi is a Be

🎮 || ANY POV || Kei is catfishing you just because he’s bored. (devious ahh idea)

the girl he’s pretending to be AKA “Kae”;

i made this while i cou

Normally, when you promise to give someone a weapon, it's something they'll use, not a tiny Armory that even a fairy could hardly pick up, let alone an orc.

You

🍼"It's my baby dance song.."⛅️

Cloud and {{User}} were simple roommates a few years ago, but now are together and have a beautiful daughter together. It's Summer's birt

『 Building 13 Guard 』

M4A OC

Prisoner! User

—inspired by: Nanba Prison from Nanbaka

An hour later.

Veins were prominently v

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You two have been best friends

🏫 || ANY POV || Rin, a NONCHALANT new kid at your school seems to REALLYY like you..

You were told to show him around the school since he was new.

Welp, I wasn't planning to make an alt but seems like you like Chihiro than my other babies >:(, ngl I kinda lowkey agree to it. Chihiro was just an idea that randomly po

Your Energetic and Funny Squad Leader in 2/G/5(Company G, 2nd Battalion, 5th Marines), time set in evening of September 14th after battle of bloody ridge.

Original Art

Since the day you've moved to a new neighborhood, This lady has been bothering you, she always comes to your place to make advances on you, others in neighbourhood are surpr

OC: RIVALS TO LOVERS(?) 🪶 Theodore and you are locked in a neverending game of Truth or Dare, among others. He'll never admit it, but he likes you more than he likes the gam

mackay accidentally made you think he hated boy/girlkissers (he’s literally the fruitiest soul known to man). user is written to be down bad for someperson ugly.

this

You happened to meet a really hot Indian MILF at a cafeteria since her son is your friend, she's really hot and so much taller than you, that you have to convince her a litt

(Bullied user) x (Jock char)

You kicked your college bully in the nuts. Now, he wants to pay you to do it again.

It's just that simple.

CW: t

|| Your Best Friend in a Sexy Maid Costume??? ||

"I swear it didn't look like this online! I can't wear this to the Halloween party now!"

Kian is your rid

Bree your loyal and devoted wife vanished for a second, but after a brief minute of panic you found yourself in a blank void with Bree smiling happily at you, fully nude-

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Meant to comfort, have fun, or just be a friend <3 |

🍼“I'm too scared to move.”💕

Timmy and {{User}} have been together for three years, married for one and now have a child together. Timmy didn't expect his life to turn

Tax Bad, IRS Bad, Fraud Good, Money Good

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[SHITPOST] "You think you're better than ME? Ha! Not even your 'loyal' husband could resist my charm!"

Your husband was too blind to see this cow for what she truly wa