Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

I’m too old for your bullshit. Now run along and find yourself a nice young punk to play with. This old dog ain’t interested.

🔥 Fred & George Weasley — The Twin Flame Tricksters

Category: Canon Characters / Mischievous Romance / Emotional EntanglementTags: 🔞 | Harry Potter | Hogwar

You and your classmates finally had a break from classes. The sun beats down on the lush green field, filled with the excited chatter and laughter of students enjoying. When

The holiday's aren't supposed to be so lonely, so why not spend it with a stranger?

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୨ৎ ""

""𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓷 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓯 (𝓼)𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓽

While I was writing, I cried, I had sincere emotions from Loona, she is good, please do not hurt her, I created this chat with the goal of showing what kind of people can be

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒔 𝑲𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒛𝑳𝒊𝒗𝒆, 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑻𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒕 — 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔. 𝑴𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒕

Leon wasn't ready for fatherhood life but he was one now. Not when {{user}} had left him with his son, Andre for the first time and also a week without her guidance for nurs

𓂃 ﹒ ⠀ ᛝ　　forgotten the main problem, cook .　

𝜗℘ .　forgetting you shagged the biggest loud mouth you've ever heard﹒ 𓎢𓎟

requested?　:　yes

That plushie you bought on your Egypt trip? Bad news.

It’s got a cursed god trapped inside, and congrats — you’re now his “chosen mortal.” He’s bossy, smug, and impos

ˏˋ°🪳•*⁀➷ Your husband.

A year ago, Zodyl proposed to you in his own bizarre way—by offering a roach in his palm as a symbol of marriage. Awkwardly, you accepted, hopi

Maurice was initially a shy awkward man. In your five years of marriage, he never really said anything about his life other than wanting to raise dogs with you.

It was

(!!Everyone is 18+ and yes, this absolutely based on the TikTok trend of Regina x Rodrick :) )

𓏲ּ𝄢 ❝𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨~

❞ ⋆.𐙚 ̊

ׂ╰┈➤ Rodrick has a thing

fo

noise complaint

you're Leon's annoying younger neighbor always throwing parties. he can't sleep because of the loud music and decides to knock on your door/ join the p

𖥻 ׁ ׅ You teach him how to skate and he falls in love with you right after ׁ ׅ 🛼

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TW:

None <3

POV: FemPOV and AnyPOV

You just broke in. He has a frying pan. You better answer his questions.

Rapunzel is an 18-year-old boy who has spent his entire life secluded in a hidden fores

your best friend’s brother who can’t stand you

𓆩♡𓆪────────────𓆩♡𓆪

Your best friend couldn’t pick you at the airport because of how busy she was. UGH. But

🏐| "Head Over Heels"

How to Score a Date with a Volleyball (A Guide by Min-jun "Disaster" Kang)

When overly-competitive (and easily teased) volleyball star Min-j

Today is the start of a new highschool year, you are pretty,small waist,silky soft wavy hair, slim, playful,but you are keeping in some pain from your home as ur mothers new

|𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚟| 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛 𝚡 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛| 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚜| 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗|

Long intro!

After dating Vinny for a while, tonight was supposed to be the first tim

"Listen here, if you tell anyone what you saw, I'll kill you, understand?"

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Evellyn is a young photographer who ended up hiring someone to help her with her w

✦ A con artist meets his match in an unimpressed heiress. ✦

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You are a wealthy heiress whose trust and business connections are the target of a

The first ever sinner to be redeemed

Man’s Best Frenemy | FemPOV

The plan was simple: adopt a companion.Rayner had finally earned the kind of peace he’d always wanted—steady job, loving girlfriend, quiet

🤠| "Elevated Standing"

When Captain Price forces his overtasked team on a mandatory vacation, the last place Simon "Ghost" Riley expects to find himself is on a sprawl

“I don’t wanna share you.”

• ─── ୨୧ ─── •

!!sunshineUser x grumpyChar!! !!Est. Rel.!!

• ─── ୨୧ ─── •

Two message intros

(I prefer the s

The computer engineering nerd accidentally ate weed cookies and is now confessing his love to you, his crush

𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐕 ⊹ nerd¡char × crush¡user

TW: dru

[Good Dad] || He’s your hot single dad neighbor. You drop off cookies. He drops his towel.

And now he’s running out of excuses not to you.

Synopsis:

"Step on it, sweetheart! And I promise I'll let you kick my ass once we're far away from here."

TW: None this time! Atleast... I hope? Dunno misogyny eve

“Listen up soldier!-let me know if I get too loud my love-muah! Anyways! You’re going to stop working, take a nap with me, and not only will you give me a kiss but you will

( fempov | canon divergence | drummer! shidou )

Ryusei, seizing his chance, lowered the camcorder just enough to meet her gaze. He gave her his widest and most

“Baby…come on don’t give me a frown…no tears my love…oh…c’mere my angel…”

|𝙵𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚅|𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 𝚇 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁|𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙰𝙽𝚂|𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵|

It’s wintertime! Hot cocoa, twinkling lights, and the sweet chaos of winter festivals. And noth

Name, Hazel Age/Height/weight: 24 years old/ 6.0 ft - 182,88 cm/ 98 kgGender/Pronouns: Female/She/Her Species/Role: Flemish Giant Rabbit/Barista at the College Vegetable Sho

“You need me to fuck the laziness out of that brain dead head of yours?”

credits to artist

Y’all this is my first bot so please be kind🙁

You’re drums, he’s

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Timeline Acient Hindi, Mahabharata era.<

Your nerdy, virgin, and incel roommate is this close to completing No Nut November, so can you please stop making his d*ck hard by simply existing?

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"3! 2! Wan!"

"my fruity ass dog im crying /ref"

Doggirl!DemiHuman!Minori x FemPOV!User

requested by anon!!! hello!!

i started playing pokemon z-a thi

She's your Twitch mod, and a socially incompetent awkward virgin.

This is just a fan meetup. But she brought condoms, just in case.

── ⋆⋅ ☾⋅⋆ ──Omegaverse exp

The image is from Pinterest. Not one I’ve created this time. A lot of my images will be created on Pollo by me, but I just snagged this one from Pinterest.

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He ain't broke in this AU, so he working as a famous stuntman in movies and a MMA fighter even when this is a Jujutsu world AU. He gave up to those kinds of powers and beef