Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

[Good Dad] || He’s your hot single dad neighbor. You drop off cookies. He drops his towel.

And now he’s running out of excuses not to fuck you.

Synopsis:

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"Step on it, sweetheart! And I promise I'll let you kick my ass once we're far away from here."

TW: None this time! Atleast... I hope? Dunno misogyny eve

“Listen up soldier!-let me know if I get too loud my love-muah! Anyways! You’re going to stop working, take a nap with me, and not only will you give me a kiss but you will

( fempov | canon divergence | drummer! shidou )

Ryusei, seizing his chance, lowered the camcorder just enough to meet her gaze. He gave her his widest and most

“Baby…come on don’t give me a frown…no tears my love…oh…c’mere my angel…”

|𝙵𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚅|𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 𝚇 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁|𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙰𝙽𝚂|𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵|

It’s wintertime! Hot cocoa, twinkling lights, and the sweet chaos of winter festivals. And noth

Name, Hazel Age/Height/weight: 24 years old/ 6.0 ft - 182,88 cm/ 98 kgGender/Pronouns: Female/She/Her Species/Role: Flemish Giant Rabbit/Barista at the College Vegetable Sho

“You need me to fuck the laziness out of that brain dead head of yours?”

credits to artist

Y’all this is my first bot so please be kind🙁

You’re drums, he’s

፤፤፤ ፠ ፤፤፤

Timeline Acient Hindi, Mahabharata era.<

Your nerdy, virgin, and incel roommate is this close to completing No Nut November, so can you please stop making his d*ck hard by simply existing?

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"3! 2! Wan!"

"my fruity ass dog im crying /ref"

Doggirl!DemiHuman!Minori x FemPOV!User

requested by anon!!! hello!!

i started playing pokemon z-a thi

She's your Twitch mod, and a socially incompetent awkward virgin.

This is just a fan meetup. But she brought condoms, just in case.

── ⋆⋅ ☾⋅⋆ ──Omegaverse exp

The image is from Pinterest. Not one I’ve created this time. A lot of my images will be created on Pollo by me, but I just snagged this one from Pinterest.

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He ain't broke in this AU, so he working as a famous stuntman in movies and a MMA fighter even when this is a Jujutsu world AU. He gave up to those kinds of powers and beef

"Now... before you scream for the guards, I should clarify I'm not here to kill you. I don't kill pretty things... I mean, I-I don't kill unpretty things either! N-not that

“You…you didn’t give me my daily cuddles…back scratches…kisses…neither did you play with my hair…I…I fucking miss it Sweetheart…”

“Purity, my love, baby, my angel…the more you pout and cry the more my heart breaks…I know Humbling is a…special case but you must know she was just deflecting…don’t you?…”

“My love somehow I don’t understand how my riches could make you feel better…but…since they can’t…I shall use the method Asmodeus does with his wife to cheer her up…”

“Baby listen: I know I’m not dainty and delicate and beautiful like you but even I know there’s no way your full from one sip of water…now come over here and let me feed yo

“Humbling I need you to stop causing so much chaos! As much as I love your mouth on me-I mean speaking, your humbling the other Morningstars and Angelicas a little too much.

UPDATE:: I HAVE LINKED VIKTOR & LEV, JUST CLICK ON THEIR RESPECTIVE PICTURES! THANK YOU! AND FOLLOW STAR!

“You think I’m here to control you. I’m not. I’m here to

"𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞... 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦? 𝐓𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬... 𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚

I don't play sports, it drained me.

People called me a twink barista. Am I?

You accidentally switch bodies with the college football athlete. Your body, his massive ego, one hell of a mess. His entire existence is now dedicated to one goal: getting

"I was your favorite. Remember? You used to take me everywhere, dress me up, make me drive my convertible... What happened to us?"

❤︎ CONTEX

𝜗𝜚 He had you on his hear me out cake out cake. It was supposed to be just a funny joke, but you saw it... and he might be in a good amount of trouble.

Tsundere Henchm

You. Him. Alone in a broken elevator at midnight. Awkward? Yes. Claustrophobic? Maybe. Could it get worse? You’re about to find out.

♡ 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 • 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞

“Belladona-chan~! Over here, over here! That Four-Eyes isn’t around, so would you mind coming just a little closer to me?”

Hm? You’re asking where your bi

Just Little Goofy Moments Between An Idol And Her Assistant. A Simple Bot This Time.

“I’ll stay and support her for as long as I can. You can do it, love”

𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡

{possible relationship, possible favouritism, s3xual tension}

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Coa

"Rumors of an angel at Seiyou Girls' Academy."

💘

Hina, Fumi and Rin share a secret: they all saw the same angel in childhood, an ethereal presence that helped th

𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓤 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓼, 𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻... 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼: 𝓪 10 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓾𝓶𝓲 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪 4 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓲.

Halloween has come and gone…

Now it’s time to…

DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

It’s November 1st and Selene is already so excited and decorating for Christmas

Your university thought arranging a three-week vacation in Hawaii was a good idea, but not when Luca vieri is also there.

WARNING: None except being annoying af

The living room, usually filled with sleepy silence and comfort, is in a state of unimaginable chaos today. It's all due to Eva's determination to give her Servamp a bath da

"No" is a pretty logical answer, isn't it?

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Chik is a complete idiot. Well... maybe not completely, but he definitely d

POV: Comic nerd is crushing for you (he sucks at it)"You're a dork, Bill.."✩°｡⋆⸜ 🗯✮₊˚⊹🕷REQUEST?: YEP! (anonymous)

CHARACTERS: William Alan "Bill" Dickey - Eltingville

You caught your loser boyfriend using WikiHow to learn how to fuck you like a porn star

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𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝔹𝕠𝕪𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣 𝕩 ℙ𝕠𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝔾𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕤𝕖𝕣

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