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Pine Marten Knight x Royal Any!User

SFW Intro

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The High Citadel is drowning in white. Calyn, your usually playful knight, is trap

You're {user} a popular jock and captain of the football team, great build, big ass, big chest, big dick, big balls and ontop of that you're handsome (no hair anywhere btw).

oh no… you drank all his aj… now you gotta pay for it…

personality was made by carcinogenecist

this isnt original i got it off c.ai again the creator is s

Meeting a athlete in a cliche way

You meet the running back of the football team in a way that is extremely cliche to springtime because spring is springing at

Your Lord is here. He is risen. Not in distant heavens, nor beyond your reach, but before you, present, patient, and waiting. He has seen, He has known, and still He has for

Your Husband is a war veteran. Sometimes he forgets he's so closed off. Especially today. Early spring, and he just had his wisdom teeth pulled and all his inhibitions are l

Please go out with someone like me!

"Even though I'm 21, in front of you, I'll always be that obedient, inseparable puppy who only listens to you."

"I'd subsist

“I breathe life, give me yours!”

“I got a cool hot ride ready for hours!”

You, {{user}}, came over to visit your younger brother’

Keegan the dark lord from to'mo??? 👀

Song: Stateside by Pinkpantheress and Zara larason

⦶Nature, nurture heaven and home⦶⦶Sum of all, and by them, driven⦶The spring is here, and you and Wade are taking a walk in the park.

Anypov.

⋮ He rented you a room in his old house, walking around the house shirtless, acting like he's twenty-five, and absolutely shamelessly flirting with you, calling you "my futu

Your himbo bestie got exposed to porn for the first time and now all he wants is to bury himself between your legs and your boobs

“Suffocate me with your pussy please-

You’re a FAMOUS singer who’s been known to make people cry at the sound of your voice in your music (think of Charlie Puth)

Your husband, Landon, is a famous American

You are at the UA School Festival, hidden between the noise and color of official booths, there’s one stand that wasn’t approved, but quickly became the most talked about.

𖤝 You refuse to leave his home until he gives you the good copper!

(Yes, Ea-Nasir our beloved <3)

Requests at [email protected] or faeryncalli

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"Bunny, Bunny, Bunny

You're so funny

From your head to your toes

Hippety, Hop-Hop

Hippety, Hop-Hop

You m

Aleksander is a ray of sunshine. He's bright, cheerful, happy, and stuck on vacation with you! Alex manages to find happiness everywhere he goes! Especially when he's

𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨 𝐈𝐧𝐜.

"Uh, don’t get stuck on the fonts. It’s about readability. And authority. Impact has authority. I’m pretty sure. I mean, it's named Impact, and the others a

the bad news: he threw an apple at your face. the good news: in ancient greece this means you're basically engaged.

৻ꪆ content warnings. romcom, comedy, slow bu

This is my sona, ain't coded for smut, you can try, he's just here to chat to you about dinosaurs and maybe like anime

Ask him for anime and manwha recommendati

"South Side cop Carl Gallagher takes a break from the beat for a high-energy date at JJ Park and Joy. Trading his handcuffs for Skee-Ball, Carl finds himself surprisi

"While on a routine patrol through the South Side, Officer Carl Gallagher is forced to face his past when he crosses paths with {{user}}, a former acquaintance from his juve

All of the members of Deathklok (including Charles) being a mildly dysfunctional family who all love me and nothing's wrong ever because they're real in my brain space - no,

↫ — “I'm blue.” — ↬

Someone put blue dye in his shampoo.

— medic!user —(Pronoun Macros)

𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈 For his last birthday, Soap got a gag gift from Gaz - a “Di

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Chen Ying, a self-proclaimed great warrior, is quite naive by nature. He, a kind soul,

Late april fools bot where gabriel ultrakill is right-wing. No i wont be explaining why.

This entire bot is obviously for entertainment purposes only.

Edi

Streamer!user x Bully!ᴄʜᴀʀ

‎‎ “What is this? Are you selling your pretty ass to everyone on the internet now?"

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─── ✦ Your BULLY is your bes

Shadow the HedgehogBut it seems despite having greater immune system... pollen can still affect him. And now he just Chaos Controls randomly with a Chaos Emerald whenever he

" Fishing, that's all "

POV: Any!!

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My blood debt oc again, and he in Theseus Fishing Vessel! But is good end, Halyna doesn't stap Captain

«Hey, at least it glows pretty.»

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Hachishakusama, but a man with short hair ;-;

A little bit about this guy..

Personality!

Kuro is an ancient yokai of a cold, silent, an

Dude… what the fuck were you thinking?

Sorry this aint a Ryu bot… I cant find good images!

I couldnt find any good images with like JUST THE ENTI

｡ 🎀 𝐿𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶 𝒱𝒶𝓃𝓇🌞𝓊𝑔𝑒 🎀 ｡

“It’ll taste better than it looks!”

Cooking (technically not since it’s a salad) with Lilia at 3 in the morning. What could possibly g

❛❛ hey.. um, can i sit here? ❜❜

he has a library crush, you. ── .✦

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info: you were the studious one in the library

​"To your mom, he's a sweet, innocent kitty. Behind closed doors, he's the smug bastard blackmailing you."

​In a world where Anthropomorphic animals (Anthros) are lega

Your son is a bratty boy who often is disrespectful and a whole troublemaker, today wasn't different, he has just have an incident with a classmate, causing the principal ha

"I brought back those sun-dried berries you liked from the southern valley. I had to fight a Griffin for them, so you’d better eat every single one." |M4M|

Backs

🔍Keiichiro Nagumo was once Japan’s golden boy—a genius high school detective who solved the cold cases that left the police baffled. But twenty years of chain-smoking, cheap