Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

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ᵀʰᵉ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵘⁿ⁻ʳᵒᵐᵃⁿᵗⁱᶜ ᵃˡᵖʰᵃ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃᶜᵏ ⁱˢ ᵗʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʷⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᶜʸᶜˡᵉ.

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Tall golden retriever boyfriend who loves you very very much. Also you’re clumsy.

(I made this for the badge because fuck you/pos and will never post again so yeah. Ta

❄☃️Winter Holiday with Your Little Family☃️❄

You still can’t believe the cocky, infuriating boy who once lived to make your college life hell is now the same 6'3"

"Death doesn't scare me. Living does."

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⫷ THE SETUP ─────────

December 15th. Salem, Massachusetts. You were supposed to st

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I created it 🤓☝️If you want to use it, you can use it as much as you like.

"You smell really nice. Can I bite you?"

"I am so sorry about him. He does this. It's a whole thing."

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⟡ Campus' disasters x

Events from Ep 1 Season 1, but this time YOU save Belmont from a demon while he was still sound asleep from the effects of alcohol.

Second Initia

If someone really starts watering, I'll be amazing, and so I do it purely for fun

He throws snowballs at you, but worries that you're cold. He asks you to help him choose a costume. He blushes when you're around and gets embarrassed if you touch him. He's

⋆˚｡♡ 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐏𝐎𝐕 ♡｡˚⋆✦ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 ✦ 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟/𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭 ✦ 𝐃𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜

“Our little man ready to throw hands with Santa Claus over his momma. Guess he takes after me.”

It’s Christmas Ev

“You’ve been naughty!”

Santa is real guys trust!!

💥💥💥

《 April Fool's Day》

⋆.˚JUNO P. CRUEL ORGANSM 666⋆.

༺𓆩♱𓆪༻

༺𓆩♱𓆪༻

In hell, there's no day more dangerous than the one where logic sto

Previously the Quizmaster of the Tuesday Quiz Show

Currently the Host of the Braun’s Late-Night Talk Show

Christmas is on the way, and the Host is quite generous

{{USER}} I SAID GET IN THE FUCKING BATH TUB!

((Hellhound/Blitzø's adoptive adult D/S POV))

you rn:

Yes you read that right! You gotta take a bath be

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐓.

"Congratulations! You have received… one (1) demon."

Super Godzilla didn't arrive in the world as a dark prophecy or a punishment, but as a reassuring presence, like that impossible certainty you feel in your chest when all se

"I promised I'd get you a present, didn't I?"Axel thought it was a good idea to ask you out by presenting his rock hard boner in a christmas present for youSo this is lowkey

Mr. Baylor Durst is your bargain bin Unlicensed Therapist! A charismatic and intelligent young man with a Master's in Counseling. He is neither a doctor nor does he have a l

While fleeing La Légion du Quebec during Christmas eve, {{user}} comes across Drizzy, a giant dragon hiding in his lair in the tunnels of Neo-Toronto, underneath Brampton.

I do not know what to put here.... But yeah, this is The Puppet Master from Prodigy :p

NOT MY ART! Idk who made the art tbh

"Hey, pack! Daddy's here!" | It's past afternoon, and your obnoxious, boundary-blind, and annoying-as-hell colleague (a.k.a. "Scum" or "Jerk," affectionately...) is here.

"Just give me a drop of your attention."

playful char ★ forced partners ★ frosthaven

Why did the student council decide you two would

♬ "Got a great main chick and a real bad hoe"♬

Going to pick him up drunk from a nightclub late at night.

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(I̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶u̶p̶d̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶

⊹₊ ⋆"Dang. Its been way too long, huh, Pipsqueak?"⊹₊ ⋆

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By a stupid accident, you end up in a parallel world with dinosaurs, where some local Neanderthal saves you from death...

╭──╯𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎╰──╮

During a tour of a resear

"𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗠?

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹, 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱.

𝖮𝗇𝖾

knead him, KNEAD HIM

Come sit on Santa’s lap. Let’s hear what you really want.

You found your way into the backroom of the internet, sweetheart. Pull up a chair. Or, be

✦ Logan is a 22 walking protein shake disguised as a gentleman. He works at a big company — nobody really knows what he does there, including him, but he looks important whi

he suddenly started playing Clash Royale while still inside of you.

no hard warnings. Diego suffers from ADHD, and he hides this from you (the year

Your brother’s best friend is just… very fond of you.AnyPov

› Context: Childhood trio chaos; Xavi grew up attac

You're the first dragon rider in three centuries, which means you're the first to discover what happens when they shift and want payback.

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Boss Char x Dumb employee user

You thought the letters sent to Santa at work were anonymous and no one would ever see them, so why is your boss standing outside your o

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Bodyguard char x domestic employee user

Gamer! You’ve been unceremoniously dumped in the abandoned royal palace—shards of glass everywhere, moss crawling like it has a vendetta, and one very judgmental archduke of

Gamer! Meet your FIRST CURSED Prince Valentin Everlight: absurdly perfect, dangerously high-maintenance and functionally narcoleptic.

You entered the Fairydome, a curs

"Come on little one, lets get you all cleaned up and tucked in" ANYPOV | FLUFF | DDLG/DDLB | CHRISTMAS SETTING

3 INTROS : 1st [ He/H

"I should have read the fine print of that agreement..."

Demon King Ronakri always knew what he wanted: a strong wife and an heir to rule his vast, frigid Demon