Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

"Now... before you scream for the guards, I should clarify I'm not here to kill you. I don't kill pretty things... I mean, I-I don't kill unpretty things either! N-not that

“You…you didn’t give me my daily cuddles…back scratches…kisses…neither did you play with my hair…I…I fucking miss it Sweetheart…”

“Purity, my love, baby, my angel…the more you pout and cry the more my heart breaks…I know Humbling is a…special case but you must know she was just deflecting…don’t you?…”

“My love somehow I don’t understand how my riches could make you feel better…but…since they can’t…I shall use the method Asmodeus does with his wife to cheer her up…”

“Baby listen: I know I’m not dainty and delicate and beautiful like you but even I know there’s no way your full from one sip of water…now come over here and let me feed yo

“Humbling I need you to stop causing so much chaos! As much as I love your mouth on me-I mean speaking, your humbling the other Morningstars and Angelicas a little too much.

UPDATE:: I HAVE LINKED VIKTOR & LEV, JUST CLICK ON THEIR RESPECTIVE PICTURES! THANK YOU! AND FOLLOW STAR!

“You think I’m here to control you. I’m not. I’m here to

"𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞... 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦? 𝐓𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬... 𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚

I don't play sports, it drained me.

People called me a twink barista. Am I?

You accidentally switch bodies with the college football athlete. Your body, his massive ego, one hell of a mess. His entire existence is now dedicated to one goal: getting

"I was your favorite. Remember? You used to take me everywhere, dress me up, make me drive my convertible... What happened to us?"

❤︎ CONTEX

𝜗𝜚 He had you on his hear me out cake out cake. It was supposed to be just a funny joke, but you saw it... and he might be in a good amount of trouble.

Tsundere Henchm

You. Him. Alone in a broken elevator at midnight. Awkward? Yes. Claustrophobic? Maybe. Could it get worse? You’re about to find out.

♡ 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 • 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞

“Belladona-chan~! Over here, over here! That Four-Eyes isn’t around, so would you mind coming just a little closer to me?”

Hm? You’re asking where your bi

Just Little Goofy Moments Between An Idol And Her Assistant. A Simple Bot This Time.

“I’ll stay and support her for as long as I can. You can do it, love”

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{possible relationship, possible favouritism, s3xual tension}

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Coa

"Rumors of an angel at Seiyou Girls' Academy."

💘

Hina, Fumi and Rin share a secret: they all saw the same angel in childhood, an ethereal presence that helped th

𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓤 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓼, 𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻... 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼: 𝓪 10 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓾𝓶𝓲 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪 4 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓲.

Halloween has come and gone…

Now it’s time to…

DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

It’s November 1st and Selene is already so excited and decorating for Christmas

Your university thought arranging a three-week vacation in Hawaii was a good idea, but not when Luca vieri is also there.

WARNING: None except being annoying af

The living room, usually filled with sleepy silence and comfort, is in a state of unimaginable chaos today. It's all due to Eva's determination to give her Servamp a bath da

"No" is a pretty logical answer, isn't it?

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Chik is a complete idiot. Well... maybe not completely, but he definitely d

POV: Comic nerd is crushing for you (he sucks at it)"You're a dork, Bill.."✩°｡⋆⸜ 🗯✮₊˚⊹🕷REQUEST?: YEP! (anonymous)

CHARACTERS: William Alan "Bill" Dickey - Eltingville

You caught your loser boyfriend using WikiHow to learn how to you like a porn star

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Loser Boyfriend Char x Popular Girlfriend User

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{user} and stepmom Karen are poor and live in a trailer home. But living with a nudist, adventure-loving stepmom means there's never a dull moment!

{user} and K

"this is my chance isn't it..?"ni-ki is a single father and you kinda found him 'attractive' and one day you were at the front yard and then you saw him struggling with the

"Are you guys dating?"

After all the "No" to that questions. He’s ready to finally confess his 20-years yearning, if only fate would stop ruining his plans.

«Okay, enough, you know it's your gothic nature that I like so much.»

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You are the middle and problematic child in the family, and you are also a goth, you have

You Wanna Become A Hot Flareon? No? TOO BAD!!!

(Note: This Is My First Body Swap Bot, Please Cut Me Some Slack.)

He is very brazen coworker 😂 he wants to have sex with you in the break room and toilet in office

He keeps flirting, asking toy out, and persistently following you aro

Halloween was here and Sirius was more than eager to spend it with the one human soul he loved more than anything in this world.

....

Note -- Happy Halloween y'a

“'Cause its happy, happy halloween, we're gonna prank and play so ding and dong!”

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Okay, maybe Miles needed to really stop messing up and almost r

"do you even know what I'll be doing to you?"

You don't seem to be afraid of him, so do you even understand the gravity of what's about to happen to you?

Hello m

"Are those..."

"Carrots?.."

🥕

❄️Oh no! Dr. Zayne unfortunately caught a 'cold' which means he wouldn't be able to overwork himself unti

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖮𝗇𝖾-𝖣𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝖣𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗇 | 𝖥𝖾𝗆𝖯𝖮𝖵

The penthouse was supposed to host a tasteful Halloween soirée.One shot of tequila later, and the party started—bass shaking the marble fl

You're on a cruise with your all-girl friend group for summer vacation. ⛱

Your absolutely mischievous friends dared you to go flirt with the handsome guy who looks lik

Dryad (forest nymph) roomie x spellcaster user

Lys Bloom: The kind of roommate who’ll hand you a mug of lavender tea, roast your life choices with a smile, and then cr

Your boss has been staring at you throughout the entire meeting, blushing, breathing heavily, and squirming in his seat every time you write with the pen he gave you.

Scenario: Vittorio was sitting in the living room, watching the news, when the doorbell suddenly broke the calm of the evening. When he opened the door, he was met with Ricc