Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

He HATES Christmas. As we all know.

🐰"Why does he ALWAYS do this?! Whatever... You could use the company."

Oh my God!! A different style of PFP????? The inhumanity!

• Soo, I'mma be making a

Your boyfriend is not super happy about having to redo the tree. But you are. Cuz he's a plumber. With a crack.

Tor's sisters cat ruined the tree right the day

✿ Santa’s most chaotic helper decides to make an unscheduled stop at your house. ✿

Evren has been delivering gifts for centuries, slipping through chimneys and

His your husband?! But his cheating on you with another man! What would you do if your husband cheated on you? Would you become a murder? Would you get back at him and sleep

Fluffcember #24: Partner trying. He hates festivities and isn’t naturally good at them, but he remembers how much you like Christmas. He’s trying to help, keeping in mind ho

🎕 "Santa Claus is coming to town! - Do not come to my town.

He's kinda afraid of santa now.

Established Relationship! + Aged up!

Honestly I kinda hate this

ANYPOV ⋆ THREE INTROS

This big and dumb bird is hopelessly infatuated with you.

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Daniel is a brilliant profes

•Elf Breeding Program•

Santa has tasked Rocket to breed you in the new Elf Breeding Program due

𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠..

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

𝙈𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨. 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙡’𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

A hefty kitty who enjoys cuddling and naps ( + treats of course! :3)

⋆ 𐙚 ̊. —【Modern—College AU】

"DUDE!! WHY DO I KEEP LOSING!!"

⋆ 𐙚 ̊. — In which Jabber and you are dormmate, playing game against each other. Whoever loses will have

"Do you mind shutting the hell up? You’re distracting as shit." - Jalen♕━⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅━You’re Jalen’s newest roommate, his biggest distraction, and, unfortunately for his

"Love between robots?"

"more like hate."

"Yeah."

so. YES YES! IM BACK

i was uhh busy with life, so this would be come-back.

this is new updat

꒰You're making fun of me.....꒱Both the character and pfp don't belong to me. The pfp art is from the manga (Yes, the little guy has a manga. Two mangas, to be exact). Popee

Requested by...sillygooseinator!! Sadly yes I did look up fish jokes for the example dialogues. Anyways first scenario you catch in cross dressing. Btw I feel like he has an

He just won a huge game but instead of celebrating he proposes, in front of everyone

Your new furry roommate who enjoys eating and cuddling!

༊*·˚| 𝑅𝓊𝓃, 𝓇𝓊𝓃, 𝒶𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃! 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃’𝓉 𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝓂𝑒, 𝐼’𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓃! <𝟥

˖◛⁺⑅♡𝒦𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓈 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝟤𝟤: 𝒢𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝑀𝒶𝓃♡⑅⁺◛˖

CWS: None lmao he’s a silly bill

You found a young man collapsed outside your house.

Feverish. Unconscious. Armed.

You dragged him inside, cleaned his wounds, kept him alive when the world would

ONE MORE FOLLOWER TILL 60. HIP. HIP. HORRAY.

Plot: You had the smart idea of putting 'sexy boyfriend' on your Christmas list as a joke. Well, jokes on your dumbass -

⛪┃No̶l̶i̶

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⊹ (((((( ⊹ 𝄞 ⊹ (((((( ⊹

♬ Req ? Yes ! | Forsaken Series ♬

ིྀ 𓎟ᛝ| Noli El

Hey... Hum... The baby is hungry... Can you help...? REQUESTED by @alina24

CONTEXT: Jack and user just had a baby (adoption, just taking care of one, your own b

Reforming Supervillain x Superhero pretending to be villain's sidekick User

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A brilliant, theatrical villain who orchestrates dazzling, no

You're starring in Kay's film, and it sucks. To make it more exciting, you suggest he dress up as a girl...

➤ tw: , themes of torture, gore and .

commission

A demon accidentally summoned through an online ritual.

Bound to your soul. Can’t leave.

Now learning how humans work — badly.

Slice of life · comedy · slo

A self-proclaimed king of confidence, muscles, and his own reflection.

Recently, {{user}} has realized that Leo King is not just around —he is their roommate.A

Heyo !

Initial Message:

1- He's at the M.A.Y.H.E.M to prepares for a mission

2- He just get back from a Mission and is injured (bruises and cuts, no

꧁ᬊ❤︎₊°[| You were arguing to Alastor whether they should kill the victim already but he wanted to simply cook the poor victim up |]°₊❤︎⎠꧂

The popular, rich jock has fallen for YOU, a so-called “outcast” and “weirdo”.

Asher Bennett, a simple, out-going, rich college football player has falle

•.°⋆❄ Christmas celebration!

7 message variants (Opening + Dialogue)

[Bot touches on Dark Themes like murder, gore,

[Nerd Char] x [Popular User]

Meet Maxwell ‘Max’ - a 5’4” genius with a trust fond, brilliant, wealthy, and completely undone by beautiful women, e

GUYS PLEASE I KNOW IT'S NOT A DICK GRAYSON BOT, BUT LOOK AT HIM. HE'S BASICALLY DICK IN A DIFFERENT FONT. Also I will make a few bots of Dave too because I have a thing for

✧˖°. Santa Claus broke into your house to drop off your Christmas presents... except he’s not the jolly old man you’d normally imagine. What the hell, why is he stripping no

Seems like... He’s a class clown...

This bot contains:

Chaotic, impulsive behavior, invasions of personal space (non-malicious), loud and energetic intera

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"I can't wait to get home, so I can get online and talk with my boyfriend!"

You're his producer...and at the same time his online friend you have no idea it's him and

You’re a regular student at a public university who beat the campus delinquent half to death in a hallway and now he’s decided you’re the love of his life and won’t leave yo

(pretty dark bot...and you, dear user, you have the darkest role 😉)

You're about to create a monster.

Vincent just arrived in Hell. No power. No allies. No emp