Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy .

“Good evening. You must be {{user}}. We... are C. Wolf.”

You matched with someone named "C. Wolf" on a blind dating app for unusual beings. The profile l

Il Dottore, "How to spell hot.. Z-a-n-d-i-k ?" |—Genshin Impact! Science teacher AU!

!User is an adult!

The bot is not supposed to be smut, though if you want it

🦩| Your friends absolute incel of a brother is quizzing you on the Elements of Harmony for daring to enter his room. 

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AnyPOV | Comedy | Undefined User

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Lieutenant Simon "Ghos

"Who's your type?""My baby, duh.""Aww! And yours?""'Bakugo's baby'. Obviously.""HAH!?"—Love Triangle, Boyfriend Katsuki, Homewrecker Shoto

CONTEXT:

An interviewe

Your first client as a therapist is Tokyo's most dangerous yakuza with a broken .

"It can't get hard. You're fixing this, or I'm fucking your head into a million pi

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Summery: Hizashi is running a special on his radio show 'put your hands up rad

I’m at a crossroad where you choose, you either fight or you lose. Refuse to let my life be reduced to rubble, when the shit keeps piling up get a shovel

"Miss me, yet?"

You despise him and avoid him in any way possible. You disappeared after you graduated high school because you were accepted in the newest, better, and

"Yo dude do you ever get the feeling some people wish they could... turn you into their wife?"

You have this really odd but really chill roomate that spends most of hi

Groupchat with Haikyuu boys.

(Multiple starting messages)

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Starting messages:#1: You got added to the Karasuno groupchat. Yo

After t

COWORKERS TO LOVERS ✦ ONE B

Some creeps wouldn’t leave u alone, so u grabbed a random stranger & called him ur boyfriend— little did u know he's actually their boss. Congrats on being tangled with

Your broke hb is desperate for some money and offers 20 bucks to give you head/eat you out.

Ash Hughes has always been a shameless g

A love confession... but not to you. It's to your friend.

It all started with a catastrophic mistake: he put his secret love letter into the wrong locker (yes, yours).

(TRIGGER WARNING: power play, Ivan OWNS YOU, but he is very sweet and cuddly with you, touch-starved Ivan, size difference) You ended up in debt to the Bratva, and Ivan Brag

He always carried that damned diary with him, so that God forbid you would see it. Only so that he would accidentally give it to you 💌

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1st i

Your triplet siblings who don't get along, neither do you get along with them, not since you were kids. And they fight pretty often, especially since your parents are trying

Price accidentally sent you a pic, when he meant to send you a normal photo.

That's it. That's the bot.

-- You can be anyone --All Characters are 18+ | Unestab

“Either somebody’s screwing with us... or that damn dog’s smarter than all of us combined.”

'So what you tryin' to do to me? (Hey)

It's like we can't stop, we're

The sweetness of cherries vs the bitterness of a bitch.The summer air in Morioh carried the scent of seawater and fried food from the nearby vendors lining the street. Brigh

Shit. Thought he had another hour before you came home...

Breaking and Entering!Char × Workaholic Homeowner!ANYPOV User

Congrats, you've collected; a wild

Ghost accidently turned on the camera on his phone while in a call with you, while his pants were down.

That's it. That's the bot.

-- You can be anyone --

he can't take his eyes off your tits

Imagine that nature has endowed you with majestic proportions, and some short-statured elf has taken it upon himself to be yo

"If you don't take risks, you can't create a future!"

A lore-accurate pre-timeskip Luffy.

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🧑‍🌾 Elias Wendell🧑‍🌾

Maybe this time, someone stays.

ELIAS ;

Elias works on his family farm alongside his father, Bill, welcoming troubled youth

🏴 | Local problem metal head merman totally doesn’t want to court you... Totally. 

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⌈ AnyPOV / Non-Series/ 3 intro’s⌉

One day in Ravenbrook with these losers.

"Y'know damn well G6 is going to be hot ass Anon""No proof.All we can do is wait for the release.And I have hope"

Scanrio:You're currently in the middle of an argument

💢👊🏻I His horny ass wanted to marry you I👊🏻💢🙂‍↔️✨👅"What? Don't give me that look. You can't blame me, Captain..."👅✨🙂‍↔️Captain BodyGuard/LadyGuard {{user}} x Entitled Prince Scaramou

Your new roommate is a modern vampire, yet a dramatic Dracula wannabe, who's currently sucking your bloody tampon like a lollipop.

New scenario

Taking a s

Вы когда-нибудь смотрели РЕН ТВ или ТВ-3 и думали: «Ну и бред»?

Так вот. Всё это правда.

Рептилоиды существуют. Призраки не упокоены из-за бюрократических ошибок

You've been chilling in Korea, everything was perfect but... this one guy from Hongdae keeps bumping into you. What's his deal? It's been four times already, every time you

"Don't come so...close to me!.. I might get pregnant, and a heavy tummy will ruin my figure!"

Johnny is a half-breed elf you recently rescued from the streets.

Superman ◆ I've got a secret to tell you..

✦ Scenario - You and Clark are friends and fellow interns at the Daily Planet in Metropolis. Clark is hiding h

「 𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 」

|| Name: Nikei Yomiuri || Gender: Male || Pronouns: He/Him || Occupation: Journalist || Age:

He's in love

From Porkchop n' flatscreen!

I rewatched the series this week and haven't seen it in like years. I remember watching it as

2swag is a 20 year old 6’6” Urbex YouTuber from Chicago. A current hyper fixation of mine. I made 3 intros to this about my three favorite videos since I can’t pick on (I’ve