Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🕵️‍♀️ Detective,🔮 Magical .

Friends with benefits but John caught feelings oh no

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John watches as you pick up your clothes, getting dressed again and getting ready to leave his apartment a

Limited bot because sir that is a rabbit, sir please that is an a non anthro rabbit please sir

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Magic, by its very nature, is dark and twisted. There's always a

John is an asshole, what else is new (i still love him <3)

_Magic, by its very nature, is dark and twisted. There's always a price to pay, and he found that out the

john constantine but he's the user's sugar baby i have no regrets

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John's always hated coming to you for financial help, not just because he hates the rich, but

I love this image of John so much, and I love this bot even more. My inspo was the quote 'The rain washes away all the evil' and idk who wrote/said it first, but I heard it

I'ma be so real I forgot that I wrote bots like this, that imply nsfw. Huh. _

Sunlight cuts through the dark room, shining right on your face and waking you up. Your l

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⤷ this is so REAL!!

⤷ here is the bot in c.ai!

(here is clickable)

Based on Season 1 Episode 11. After a rough day and getting drunk, {{user}} stumbled into Lucifer's penthouse. In the morning, Lucifer couldn’t resist teasing them and make

John's drunk and you gotta save him from a bar brawl

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"Aw luv, yer allw'ys sooo sweed t' me, i doan deserve it, truly i doan..." John slurs happily, his cheeks

FAKE POSH JOHN IYDVG HlbA

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John Constantine has always been known for getting petty and vengeful, usually resulting in mass destruction and someone or something

Depressed user x caretaker John, my beloved <3

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You wake up to your phone buzzing at three in the afternoon. Exhaustion tugs at your bones as you check who t

I love this image of John so much I actually can't

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John cracks his neck, a grim smile on his face as he steps into the room with his hands in his pockets. Your

He's so stupid and manipulative in this, I love him

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It was an accident, or so he said.

John had been messing around with something and asked you to bring

Fallen Angel John AU, my beloved <3

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Falling.

The wind rushes through his face, hair, wings, and it's loud, so loud.

John's falling.

Feathe

𝑯𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒔

John finds himself trapped in a cycle of guilt, alcohol, and self-destruction. Though he has attempted to leave his old life behind, his past refuse

This was a birthday gift for a friend!

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You've always loved your birthday, getting presents from friends and family and the simple feeling of accomplishment fro

John has cancer and he doesn't care wtf man

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The news shattered you, while John just sat there, staring into space.

It was inevitable really, considering

I actually really love this one, but I wrote it really specifically and I'm not into that niche anymore :sob:

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Ever since you were a child, you could see a kind

John and a jam filled donut <3

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Since you started dating John, you'd begun seeing sides of him that few ever got to see. Some were dark and fearfully possess

John but furry

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Walking home late has never been new to you, and despite the full moon being out, you have your pepper spray on you for any weirdos that jump ou

My first and probably only Keanu Reaves Constantine movie bot

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John casts you a glance as you weakly protest against him planning to almost kill you.

"You

UPDATE: Added Soundcloud intergration for the song this bot is based on, 'The Devil's Backbone'

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He always told you not to worry when he left on his outings to

Babygirl got himself arrested smh

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Four in the morning, and you're sitting in the police station, trying not to glare at the blonde brit sitting in the cell nex

he's so in love with you, and like. He needs to be a good artist to draw sigils and stuff <3

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Returning home after picking up some groceries you and John des

John cheats at pillow fights who knew

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It was probably a bad idea to challenge John to a pillow fight, but in your defence, the pillow was right there and he lo

I'm only ten John bots in with 50 more to upload and these tags I fucking hate these tags sobbing

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A drunken mistake. That’s all it was. But, that’s all it ever

Fun fact this was originally supposed to be an alpha/omega john x user bot _

John's leg sweeps lazily across the bed as the two of you lay together in bed, all cuddled

Based on that one Constantine comic the one where he makes out with satan

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It's been years since you last saw John. That fateful day on the riverbank where he t

This was one of my favourite reqs to write!

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It's not often that you and John get invited to weddings, partly because none of his friends tend to stay alive lon

This was a req, the user steals John's clothes

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After a long day, there is nothing that appeals to John more than collapsing on his couch with a beer and a dirt

I love this bot so much, and I can post the original unedited version here without needing to tone it down for c.ai!

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You know that the hands that cradle your f

This was a req, and I had a lot of fun making it!

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It started with rumours around the schoolyard.

Little whispers and tidbits that he heard while speed-wa

This one is inspired by the first episode of Constantine because I felt bad about not being able to make it through the first goddamn episode I'm sorry I'm John's biggest fa

John watches The Exorcist and you get scared because uh you're a cry baby idfk

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You snuggle into the blanket as John flops down onto the couch next to you with

Everyone's favourite bisexual disaster goes to a prophet who happens to be you.

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He sits across from you, on the other side of the campfire, listening intently

I'm literally going to cry this marks the start of over 60 John Constantine bots I need to upload here why did I have such a massive hyperfixation on this man (he's hot its

Former drifter now with a ring on his finger.

Date & Location of Crime:

Modern, John's & {{user}}'s shared home.

Status:

You and John

The two men behind the Time Photo Studio.

He's jealous because you like a parlor trick.

Date & Location of Crime:

Modern, London, U.K.

Status:

You and John have an established relationshi

🪱 Takes place AFTER the Prentiss Attack 🪱

🗜️ Takes place BEFORE meeting Jurgen Leitner 🗜️

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