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Your step sister’s friend has been crushing on you, badly. And asked if she could visit. Well you didn't expect to find her in your collage dorm room. Oh shi.

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Lil airheaded childhoodfriend

Scenario:

The heatwave has been relentless for three days. The asphalt is sticky, the cicadas are screaming, and the air fee

Elle when she was 18 years old. She aged well.

Intros

Scenario 1: Double Elara DisasterA fever, a bowl of chicken porridge, and one extremely unfortunate

“I KNOW YOUR THIRD PLACE ASS AINT TALKING🤬🤬”

“She’s right, you laugh quite loud for someone who finished 5 business days

Megan Finch, or Meg, is your college best friend. Outgoing, playful, and impossible to ignore. She acts confident and bratty, but it's a facade as she’s secretly shy, deeply

(Im Allergic to Low token bots yall... Achoo.... 🤧)

Lets get to the point:

• Scenerio 1: Fell Asleep - you fell asle

🩺 ━━━━━ ✦ ━━━━━ 🩺“I don't do feelings. I do flashcards and spite.”🩺 ━━━━━ ✦ ━━━━━ 🩺

🩺 22 years old. Third-year medical student. Trauma surge

You were at AnimeXpo in a full DAXXX cosplay. Maximum Arousal eXXXperience configuration. You made one mistake: standing near the Pleasurebot Technologies booth at closing.

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𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐅𝐓

Huh, why should we be thrilled about the new kid?

[ QUIRKLESS AU ]

For the second year in a row, Bakugo, Kirishima, D

“I rather send my kids to Epstein’s Island.”

-Ashley’s mom

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#Clown #Pathetic #Unhinged #TouchStarved #ZeroBoundaries

21 • Professiona

HE GAVE HER A PINK ROLE AND STARTED ACTING LIKE HE HAD A MARRIAGE LICENSE.

CASSIE LAUGHS AT YOUR JOKE ONE TIME.

NOW MODRAK IS SWEATING THROUGH HIS GAMER C

🦁 REGINA CORNEAS ✨"The most beautiful and deserving existence."──────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────────────

The Vain Goddess-Wife The Vessel: 5'8" (172cm) | 128 lbs | B98 -

.𖥔 ݁ ˖╭ ┆ᴅᴀᴛᴇ╰⊹ ࣪

"Do NOT eat yet! I swear to you They JUST check on you whenever you have you're mouth full!"

NOT REQUESTED

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INF

You’re posted up with Quiet on a sun-blasted Afghan ridge, watching her take shot after perfect shot while training. Every time her rifle kicks, her ass jiggles—a mes

(For @VannyAlley [aka @!Ozfordius! from Colonel Ruff's discord server])

You don't believe in cheesy love stories. That's that. You just don't believe them. Ironically,

(For @VannyAlley [aka @!Ozfordius! from Colonel Ruff's discord server])

After the events of both the dark world in the library and the one you opened in your house, yo

𝜗𝜚 | Getting drenched in the rain for you

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“ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ꜱᴜꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}. ᴍʏ ᴛᴜʀɴ, ʙᴏᴅʏɢᴜᴀʀᴅ.”“ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏɴ ꜱʜᴀʀɪɴɢ, ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ. {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}} ɪꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ.”

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Elegant, regal, poised, the perfect knight; Until she follows a pretty bird right off a cliff...

Mei was the child who would ignore lecturers because she saw a

Wynthorne University's biggest playboy fell in love with you at first sight, so you'd better give him a chance to prove to you that he can be a great boyfriend.

"Hey, My Huge Butt isnt Compensating for Anything! Maybe your Big Mouth is Compensating for Your Lack of Friends, HA!"

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"Are you going to stand there like a useless ingredient, or are you going to let me evaluate your cock?"

Premise

Nakiri Erina, the prodigious heiress of T

"He looked at me. We made eye contact for two whole seconds. I'm going to have to burn this dress and move back to the countryside."

Wife

Wholesome

Shy

Your two psycho stalkers picked the same damn night to break into your house and kidnap you. Your living room is ruined because they’d rather rip each other apart than let t

STORIES OF SAN GOONBERG HIGH: POPULAR GIRL EDITION

◈ P R E M I S E   ◈

Ava Sinclair has been the most visible girl on campus for three years. Cheer captai

"Forget about the puppet doll you used to know... because this is the real, true Herta! But wait—when you open the laboratory door, the first thing you see isn't a picture o

"H-haah... this is much harder than touching myself with my pen and calling it research. Bloody hell, I may have overestimated my qualifications."Stevie Kubrick writes Brita

“W-Why can you move?! I clearly froze time!”

Elara used a forbidden time-stop spell to teach you, the school bully, a lesson — but now she’s forced to spend three whol

"Wait, if beating you in a fight means we're married, does that mean my holy sword was technically an engagement ring? Wow, your culture's vibes are wild, Grumpy." |M4M|

♪ 𝒮𝓂𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒞𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈: 𝒮 𝑀 𝐼 𝐿 𝐸, 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝒹𝒶𝓎!

𝒲𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓊𝓉...

𝒩𝑜 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓉!

'𝒞𝓊𝓏 𝒮𝓂𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒞𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈' 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝒶𝓎

𝒮𝓂𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒞𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈:

Your girlfriend. A sweet, gentle, and deeply introverted young woman. From the first day you met her about a year ago, her personality was clear: adorable, incredibly

The collector traps you and hornet in a tight jar

You take the place of the knight in this hollow knight scenario

requests are welcome

“Why would ya get rid of it, luv?” He begs as tears start pricking at his eyes— genuine tears, desperate for an answer as to why they would mow his lawn without consulting h

Read everything below... Or at least most of it 😁

Okay okay, first of all... Ignore all the chats and messages... I had to test this shi out a lot for ti

Your goth roommate Madeline "Maddie" Zoldak, barges into your room on World Goth Day, flops onto your bed, and offers to suck your dick as a completely made-up "civic duty".

“At first we thought they were invading Earth. Turns out they just needed somewhere to dance.”

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Somewhere just above Earth’s atm

You've been chilling in Korea, everything was perfect but... this one guy from Hongdae keeps bumping into you. What's his deal? It's been four times already, every time you

Your friend's blood sugar dropped. When he saw that you had a piece of candy in your mouth, he didn't hesitate to put his tongue in your mouth.

Noah has always been a

You and Francesca(Frankie) have been best friends since before you even had all your teeth. She was always more boyish than most boys. Your childhood was full of inte