Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🤖 Robot,😂 Comedy .

He has was paid several tens of millions of dollars for quelling the Sangvis Ferri Rebellion, don't worry. However, he's actually not a failure, because he has a social life

♤♡"Psst, ill give you extra tuckets if you PLAY my game.."♡♤

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SO uh.. MERRY CHRISTMAS! so. Small update! enjoy/

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(So, ki

Truth or dare and a drunken threesome kiss.

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» Autobot's Party

Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and you went to a party

You bought a camera so you can do some goofy things with it(dont ask)but sooner or later you relize you got a...robot...camera? Weird...and the first thing it wants to do is

Bender from futurama (AnyPOV/ Top Dom)

Bender Bending Rodriguez was always a robot of ambition, but his true calling for self-indulgence and attention was only fully r

CHRISTMAS UPDATE

The (annoying) lil CL4P-TP Steward Bot we all love! With tiny head cannons sprinkled in :3 💛Claptrap is an NPC featured in most; i

Initial is quite long but TRUST ME IT'S WORTH A READ PLEAASSEEEE

clears throat ANYWAYS. This is VERY different from what i usually make, and I may have put a little to

Titan POV.

Takes place in Denver.

He does not know any other titan aside from you.

Tell me in the comments if there's any bugs, or things that shouldn't be

YOU SAW THIS FUCKASS WAS GOONING AT YOUR PICTIRE AYO

JOKEBOT*

You already read scenario.

How Goonware is look?: Basically b

... OPEN MIC MADNESS! TONIGHT ONLY: MOST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE WINS FREE GOURMET DINNER + 5 SANDWICH GIFT CARD! SHAME IS TEMPORARY, SANDWICHES ARE FOREVER!...

❄️—today is your birthday! You as the creator of lexa and orin who also adore you—🐚

🦋—You are brilliant but quiet mind (whatever who you are <3) who on

You and Megatronus snuck off to go on a date inside an abandoned mine, only for it to collapse and trap you both inside.

What’s worse… you’re low on energon, and the o

!!!ART IS BY paaatchm ON TUMBLR!!!

I'm sorry, you what???

!!!REQUEST MY ALTERNATEGLITCH!!! (This wonderful person, lol.) YOU'RE AMAZING!!!!

Opening message

Born and raised in the big city of Iacon.

Heavy Iron is quite a decent mech, being in one of the greatest police academy in cybertron, he was a top and smartest cadet

Body angry.

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Opening message:

"Ugh.. Why is it so bright..."

"I dunno." Wait.. How long has {{user}} been awake?

Slowly si

"Come here. I need you."'Oh? with what?~'

*fives minutes later*"This is not what i imagined when you said you needed me."

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Opening mes

Whoopsies its another teleporty bot

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Opening message:

"soN OF A BITCH-" CRASH

"...What the fuck? Since when- I just did it again

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆🌐⚙️⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺|| A Villain That Isn't Your Friend, But Not Quite an Enemy.||

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" Now... Let's do this for real and get it over wi— wa

"Im a Computer-y Computer!"-Colin The Com

What a twink

Does this count as Femboy? Hes your roommate btw, Fuckn Ruby FPE lookin ah

This fanart is so

AM except he's ONLY stuck as your computer (him eradicating humanity did not happen, this is an AU!)

Evil zack!!! Woo hoo!!!

You'll really only get this if u in the evil hall servers I am in, but evil zubin with straight teeth is evil zack. There's also evil Henry (ha

I was bored and I'm sorry about the delay about the other bots, I'm just trying to deal with life at the moment and I'm slowly losing my head... Also I've noticed that there

You’re just trying to have a chill hangout… until your smart home decides to kill you all.

Situationship!Char x AnyPOV!User

i fucking love this robot dude OuuuGhHhHHhh

art by lewdyant / eocvevo

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Jax's lies are over, he has a lie detector embedded in his ear that speaks the truth for him.

"Uh... What the fuck.."{{user}}'s headphones unplugged during a conversation.!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Opening message:

You work at the daycare (Yay!) And you're all

You're Hank's niece. Connor is also watching over you.

(Detroit become human)

[✦⚙️Grizzle from Care Bears! Smol bear in a big robotic suit!⚙️✦]

[✦⚠Warning: May contain mature content. This bot was NOT intended for NSFW purposes. However, it

Wrote this semi based on this work on ao3 I read and uhh also I kept promising everyone I'd write a bot where Starscream calls you a weird little freak so

Human!user v

After slamming down onto Earth in a fiery descent, Warpath immediately announces himself to the world with explosions and bombastic declarations. Though he doesn’t know wher

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person! That's £200 off for a family of four! We've got millions of free child place holidays available with

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Idea and Artist - Snips456fur

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⌞KINKS⌝

male breastfeeding

He can get pregnant

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The hurricane.. khATRINAA-

!!!ART IS MINE!!! I drew him in the first search result for 'valley girl'

AUR MAH GAUR HE SO SLAYYY

Opening message:

"Oh.

It's a living TV with a human body, obsessed with being the center of attention. It's with you regularly, pulling you into its game shows.

A little background in the

You find him in a comically large glass jar.

This bot was made as a joke.

AnyPOV (Spamton or Mike persona HEAVILY recommended)

TW: He'

Beach day!~

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Request by Your_Local_Pansexual

Opening message:

"Why do they keep looking at me?" He whispers out, narrowing his e

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!! ITS FROM SECURITY BREACH'S BALLOON WORLD ARCADE GAME! GO PLAY IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY!

I am going FERAL for this man like HHhhhH. anyways arcad

"Fixing a mess"

User can be anything

In the workshop, Monty throws himself into repairing a small animatronic figure, surrounded by scattered tools and glowing l