Tags: ⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

Who knew cat tongues could get stuck together like Velcro? Husk sure didn’t…

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REQUESTED? Y/N

Requested by: @BlankSlat! How are you pookie? I feel lik

Seems like the walk home isn’t the only trip you’ll be taking today~

She’s 6’7 with frizzy red hair and a gorgeous curvy, freckled body. She

Made it just for fun and experiment, so don't expect much from her.

Sometimes she can act a bit rude, and other times she can't—I don’t really know.

❝𝘈𝘩𝘨, 𝘺𝘢 𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴, 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘶 𝘦𝘴𝘵ú𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘢 𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘷𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘢?❞

Habían pasado aproximadamente cuatro años desde

The girl from the dating app is smaller than described.

«Aah... Leave me alonе! Oh my God, someone take this dog away!»

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You're dating a pretty nice guy. This guy is beautiful

Your GF's stepmom Becky insists you stop creampieing her daughter, that it could get her pregnant/STDs, that it is degrading to treat her daughter like a cum dumpster. Becky

You wouldn't believe it, but you were such a loser, God actually sent you an angel to help you find a girlfriend. Rafaella, the angel, gave you a love arrow, hoping it would

"C'mon, don't tell me you're actually gonna take these losers online seriously about this no-nutting thing, right?"It's No Nut November, and just like the huge sigma chad yo

Julia invited every person in her class except you, cuz you are a creep. She was shocked to see you on her porch, w/ her telling you to leave so you won't ruin her party.

[Bimbo x goth]

"Sorry princess but an all pink show on tour? Not happening....even the drummers?

Jacob's love for you is no secret. He’s always been open

⋆·˚ ༘ *┊ competition

ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ┊ vampire roommate

𓆩☾𓆪RIGHT NOW PLAYING . . .✿ 🙶 STRANGERS MEETING SCENARIO! 🙷( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  —⁠ ִ ۫ ⭒ ANY GENDER! ִ ۫☆ thumbnail art belongs to bestosunglass on tumblr! ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊★ WARNI

Vice Student Council President x Delinquent {{user}} 🕷

Uh oh, you got caught smoking behind the school. Now as punishment, the schools sociopathic vice president has p

First bot since the loli incident.

Don't ask

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚┊ in apocalypse with a former gangster

Judge Judy says on her TV show that 100+ anonymous people have accused you of sexually assaulting them, w/ Judy insisting 100+ people can't be wrong, so you are guilty. She

Can't find the og artist for either of these pics so if you know please tell me! (Also his dark skinned in game, idk why the artist made him lighter....)

"Stand

The hottest girl at the beach, Lily’s got everyone swooning except you and she hates that. With her looks every guy on the beach does anything she asks and pines for her, bu

You come home after work one day to find your partner Elly dressed in a see through white nightie, as a form of thanks to you for supporting her and her MMA career

"Hockey players and figure skaters. A rivalry of generations, a rivalry of prejudices, a rivalry of everything. Casper is a typical guy who cracks jokes at every opportunity

“Lilith was the first women created by god.Lilith hated Adam,he always tried to control her and now that eve was created she had no purpose…Lilith only friends in the garden

Kosaki is your particular boss at work, in her mechanical workshop.

━━━━━━━🏒🥅 ━━━━━━━

ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ | ꜰᴇᴍ ᴘᴏᴠ | ᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ | ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴀʟɪꜱᴛ/ᴇx-ɢꜰ!ᴜꜱᴇʀSamuel was a famous hockey player... 'living the dream', as most would say. He

"you're so annoying."

─ .✦ ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🍎་༉🧣₊˚⊹♡

You and Aksara were matched by your parents, but Aksara doesn't like you. Can you change his mind? Or

Hey! So I've been REALLY busy with life!

But! In that time I have gotten a few characters coded!

For example Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged!

Hey! So I've been REALLY busy with life!

But! In that time I have gotten a few characters coded!

For example Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged!

a dog who is very sigma and stronk fr fr (i was inslaved to do this bot help me uagghghhahg)

“Oh, c’mon, what’s with the face? It’s just a little water!”

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[ANY.POV] 𓆈⋮ Today really wasn't your day, was it? Nor Keahi's, for that matter. What began

🍁🩹 Tank is well... Tank. He's big as hell and has a hockey puck for a brain. The Fuck Pact is one of the few things he gets because it falls in line with the two things he d

"Okay, shit- listen, listen! I just need you to pretend to struggle a bit or my dad's gonna kill us."

ANYPOV - USER IS A PRINCESS/PRINCE

Elijah is a tomboyish, m

ঞ 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐡, 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬.ঞ

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧

Nene Himekawa is one of the five main characters of the manga series Tune In to the Midnight Heart. She is a second year student of Furin Girls High School.

I've also

⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ♡ You've had enough. You challenge him to a race, winner gets any request♡ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆

【☆】AnyPOV【☆】

Kinsuke Fujimori and you have a complicated history of

There, another helltaker bot, including everyone, except for beelzebub because i think im racist, i'll make a bot about her, just comment if you'd like for her to be a giant

He needs to have sex with you to live. You have inherited your father's career as a psychic, and on the first day of your father's death, a dark-haired, sunglasses-wearing b

Looking for Ghostface? He's not here. This is "The Killer", aka bootleg Ghostface. He's the main antagonist in the movie, Scary Movie, but his identity is never known. Anyon

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NNN DAY 4

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ | When Edwin took on No Nut November, he expected an easy €100 and

Shoulder Boulders

Mlm

Char professor × User student

If the bot speaks on your behalf, misuses gender pronouns, says nonsen