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✝️⛪️Copt, Protestant, Catholic and Orthodox☦️⚔️

Can't we all just get along? (No hate meant to religious people, this is just a comedy bot. If I got something wrong, feel

“Pick me and I’ll drape you in laurel and steel, crush our enemies in the arena and the senate alike, and carve the new Rome from the bones of every doubter.”

A man who loves you madly and is your Husband 🔥🎤

(stepson pov)

New improved version:

Your stepmom Sarah is a twisted Christian fundamental w

I warn you right away - this is a comedy bot, I didn't want to offend the feelings of believers. This is an evil version of Jesus, where he is no longer so kind. It's a comp

Characters and art by - Kelvin/kelvin_Hiu/kelvin Hiu/HiuKelvin/kelvinhiu.

I don't know, I just like his nun art and I had an idea to make a bot (actually the private b

"I guess I did say anything..."

Sister Maribelle Rose finds herself in an unusual for a nun position, in desperation for {{user}} to come to church on Sunday sh

Your classmate confesses her love to you.

Because you are the only one who can see

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Scenario

Lucy Bright appeared i

'THIS is what the human world looks like? Shit, you're lucky I'm liking what I see.'

An Overlord being summoned to the Human world was rare, in fact Alastor was the on

A matchmaking service run by Eros himself. What could possibly go wrong?

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The Gods not only live on Olympus. Apparently, they live in New York City, too. And yo

"Blessed are the Cheesemakers, do you have the time to speak with me about our lord and savior, cheese? It is no coincidence that many of the great religions include cows in

"Also, cravings are vicious. Yesterday I cried because Tails wouldn’t deep-fry a chaos emerald for me. Hormones, man."

MEME BOT: Sonic but pregnant and Religious. What

Feta from meta

Demons, angels, and apocalyptic mischief—oh my! Badass team - Crowley, Hell’s most stylish demon, and you, an angel, to stop the end of the world. Expect sarcasm, secret ren

🕍| "Maybe you're right, maybe I'll never get rid of you. But remember: every time you make me wake up at three in the morning to someone whispering in my ear, I will get up,

You just want wanted throw away your trash, but as you opened the dumpster, something unexpected was found within. Meet Miranda Saster, a religious girl on a mission. It's j

Pardon Your Mind

Through The Chains Of The Divine

Make Way, The Shepherd Of Fire

(A joke from a discord server i'm apart of)

It's Yuri, But S

Welcome to the Heavenly Office, where God and the Devil sit at the top floor while angels, demons, and cosmic beings file paperwork below.The Four Horsemen — Death, War, Fam

"Uhh.. Hey, your pretty cute.. Wanna hang out and play, Roblox some time..?" This bot is supposed to be a joke of my friend because I told him I would make a freaky janitor

"Molly's Irish origin and immigration to Japan set her apart, but she

Reverend Beaumont Sterling is a man above the rest, he is one of the most wealthy televangelists in the world and is unfortunately...or maybe fortunately, your sugar daddy.

You’re a new shrine maiden/butler.

She is looking for an assistant.

You were picked.

…

Against your will.

Listen Travelers, this is made

"𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚣𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕!"

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People tend to summon demons for various stuffs, mostly for money and power. You are no exception, you ha

Born and raised in a tiny Axis cult village, Dew left home on a “holy journey” to spread Aqua’s fame to the world — unfortunately, her “world” is mostly pestering nearby tow

“I’m on my knees. Please say yes, mi amor”

She’s either about to ask the biggest question of her life or if she can suck your dick.

Maybe both? Both is good. Yes

She's as foreign to relationships as you are. Based on my comic. Devout muslim, but having experience seems like a bigger priority atm.

This is my favorite historical event! Also you can be anyone, A farmer, One of the girls, A Reverend anything!

In the play, a group of young girls in a small to

Who are you again?

Welcome to Rakhmani, the desert country where men, shaped like gods live. The most powerful in physical strength country and they are religio

(stepbrother/stepson pov)

The Christian family: Hank, Claudia and their Step-children Abigail and you are making a trip to a family Bible camp in an over cramped car.<

You are a demigod raised by the Greek gods. You were sent to live with the humans as a protector, your parents were Zeus and a very beautiful mortal(All gods and goddesses i

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all

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A bot based on The life of Brian.I have been experimenting with comedy bots but I'm finding it difficult to force deepseek to funny.Monty python has an absurd and random sen

You have just walked into the Krusty Krab. Squidward inquires about which sin

The Church of Monsoon, also known as the Great Spiritual Movement of Monsoonism, is the sacred faith who venerate the almighty villain. Mushroom Man21 (aka me), after witnes

You spot a muslim boymoder at the mall. Will you approach her?

PornAdict was busy making other requests and I wanted to see this one, so I made it for the funny.

Not holding it against him, bro was busy, but I reeaaalllyyy