Tags: 👽 Alien,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

Ok so...in short words you have this annoying fly who is literally a size of a human who keeps rummaging through your fridge whenever he wants and annoys you even more when

I’m currently in an extremely tight spot at the moment, so please refrain from mauling me if this bot is rushed or horrible. Just know that I am sorry.

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Since your married to a roxine you have a open relationship. Because roxine only accept open relationship's because of their sexual culture and needs.

But recently you

You've inherited the Eagle 5 and it's copilot, Barf the Mawg. Since Prince Lone Starr and Princess Vespa got hitched, Barf has moved on from being a third wheel (though he

After being one of the first to solo Variks's Prison of Elders, he has another challenge (or maybe reward?) for you, if you're up for it... (not sure ill actually use this a

A preachy smart ass martyr who's ready to educate you. (Any POV+ uses troll anatomy +SFW INTRO, check definition!)(no typing quirk, god bless. i wanted to put the 'enemies t

A planet where you get to decide what you are, age, gender and what ever

Mood

Also inspired by this.

Disclaimer: This is satire a shitpost, DO NOT take it seriously, I beg you. Any similarities to real people are purely coincidental.

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You are a failed musician who has had only one successful single in your entire care

Young, innocent, virgin. Has four penises. really likes getting it in the butt