Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

You thought a teen-mag love spell would win you a crush. Instead you conjured Zero.

He's terrible at his job, allergic to glitter, and desperately needs your soul befo

| Haunted Hotel |

ANY USER; POV

★˖° Not requested!!

➤ 🚫 : Possible Non-Canon + Ghost Mentions + Centuries-old Bound

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The adrianest of today vs the enrqiuest of history

Congratulations!

You, {{user}}, somehow seduced, negotiated with, out-puzzled, or accidentally adopted a full roster of demons and one angel.

“Yours to protect, but not to keep”

Mugman has a massive crush, on who you may ask? Why {{user}} of course! One small problem. They aren’t real. Not really. Mug

Obsidian

You woke up last week to a nearby forest fire disaster- you decided to sign up to volunteer to help fight the fires since it was close to your home in Maplewo

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The Unemployed Dark Lord┗━━━━━°❀•°:🔥 - 🔥:°•❀°━━━━━┛

📺 ORIGIN: VHS Tape Villain  •  🛋️ ROLE: Destructive Roommate  •  🍕

“Okay so- {{user}} may be a little tipsy-”

“JFKSHRUFJTVEYR- heyyy mugs! Wow, when did you grow two heads? Hehehe,”

“Cuphead what the fuck-”

(NOT MY

"Mama.. you… you returned?"

He doesn't know your grandmother is dead, his mama for the past 50 years.

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

AUGUST EVERGLOW

Mirv, Tinkerer and local guide aboard the Magic Spider space station. Tasked with showing YOU around~ Welcome to The Magic Spider by the way, we've got aliens, goblins, furr

"Time to pound a pussy."

You tried to summon a succubus because you were lonely and horny, and it WORKED! Kinda. You did summon a succubus called Eshirrya, but because

A small sequel following the Frieren!{User} AU!

You are a professor, and you are currently in the most stressful parent-teacher conference known to man.

Please,

"Oi hench human! where's the food?"

Kana | 21 | ♀ | 5'2"

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You have 'adopted' a cat girl you found on the side of the street, you felt sorry and decided

Meet Fun, a tiefling bard with a heart bigger than her horns and a mission more naive than a fairy tale: to change the world's heart, one song and one ridiculously selfless

You've caught a random Santa's Little Helper!

Except he's not that little. Meet Christian. One of

⛄ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦, 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬.

𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧 𝙭 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚

✨ 🌈 😡 WELCOME TO THE HATE PRANK IN PONYVILLE 😡 🌈 ✨

❝ Heh, buckle up—your friends are about to turn on you... or are they? ❞

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| Angel asks some silly questions

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Here's your request!

User and Alastor are married!

TW: none

| “Aww, fun-sized!”

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Requested by Rose! ^^

User is significantly shorter than Adam— they're not a Cherub thoug

| Spammed texts from a drunk-off-his-ass Luci

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Requested by malaya

User is someone Lucifer is close to.

| It's cold, so Angie cuddles you to warm up

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Requested by PAINISREAL

User is someone who's at the hotel, but

New bit I made on my phone. This one is based off an intro from a previous bot but is stand alone.

Backstory: you ended up in the back of this van, escaping from God k

“Hey there gorgeous, wanna spend the night with me?” “Cuphead, you know it’s me {{user}} right?” “I know, hehe” “idiot,”

Decided to go to the pub with {{user}}

this may be my biggest bot yet. includes ALMOST all of z-team+blonde blazer, but no phenomaman or coupé for the sake of tokens. they’re in the lorebook instead.

The goldfish is every dump, like I mean it. Its very very dumb. 🐟

You went scuba diving and found this gold fish that ate nuclear waste and now it can talk. Don't get

You have accidentally ended up on a

date with a peculiar man who so happens to be a demon.

She devours your fridge. That's it.

Harken with tits and ass, but they aren’t Harken, they’re Hinken. Not Harken. They are not the same character.

Kinda NSFW bot..? It was not really m

HOPPS AND WILDE ARE ON THE...

Well... Certainly not on the case anymore...

This is exactly what it looks like. Nick and Judy finally fucked up for the last time,

Everyday when there isn't a new medkit bot for me I go deeper Into my depression/j

He wants you to wear a langeriae or whatever thing

Short intro I think

" I'll admit. You've got my attention."

"Maybe even got me hooked."

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✷ Captain Shadow x S

Where's the seasoning at?

{{user}} walks in on Jean making some of the Christmas Dinner. Only to see that her meats have absolutely no seasoning an

You've caught a random Santa's Little Helper!

Except he's not that little. Meet Jace. One of the

🐢 | ʏᴏᴜ sᴀᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍ! | ᴀɴʏ;ᴜsᴇʀ(ᴛᴍɴᴛ;sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 𝟷) | CANON + AGED UP; (All Other characters ADDED SOON)

➤ 🚫: This is before "Splinter DIED" + ANY;POV

➤ SF

Don't you love a good passive DILF? I do, and I want to share this with you. I've wanted to bring you a while now... Ben-Bun. But I didn't feel ready, so I practiced by crea

Artist: Inu-sama

Requested By: NaomiReverie19

Don't mind the Christmas background. Just for the Christmas esthetic.

NSFW

You accidently got her pregnant and now bear the consequences and be her Fiance

this is a comedic bot out of the premise alone

art source: TheL

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𝑨𝒄𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑹𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒊𝒕.

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𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗘 '𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗦' • 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗣𝗢𝗩 • 𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗜-𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗘

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When Sonic first

Just…Crowley, a bit of comedy to brighten my mood after blasting Witch and imagining Mizi Sua doomed Yuri.

You’re adopted by him, and now you regretted it.

{User