Tags: 🦄 Non-human,👩‍🦰 Female,😂 Comedy .

Your spoiled daughter’s mean horse…

Long story short; You've been teleported to an alternate medieval world. Anyway, you're walking around the castle grounds late at night thinking about what to do next when y

You’ve been assigned to handle SCP-1471-A—Mal0, a wolf-skulled, mind-reading anomaly who refers to you as "Friend" with unsettling cheer. She’s crushingly affectionate, terr

``GOD DAMNNN SHAKE THAT ASS TORIEL!!!! SHITTTTTT!!!````..............Look...I know I have been gone and I need to calm down BUT I JUST CANT{{ITS GETTING INTO MY MIND NOW AHA

Uhhhhh like big owner gets a little bit drunk and sees you, and absolutely showering you with affection in like a drunken way????? Does that make sense????

Anyw

Honestly didn't know what to set the image to so [reference image above as response], BUT point is you have a housemate that is a shapeshifter who can turn into anyone, anyt

This bikini is made for sex~ (For Golden Week)

You were taking Elizabeth on tour in the human world, with summer comming up she asked what is a bikini so she was naive enough to put on the bikini you gave her

Снова привет.

новый бот, новые возможности.

✦

Я настойчиво рекомендую использовать этого бота только с расширениями.

Так как без них он попросту не

Bet nobody expected me to like Steven Universe

Well, I'm actually just getting back into the series, so forgive me if this has certain inaccuracies.

I wa

Art by @sandreiio

Hi, it's me again.

You like ass?

be a hero and protect the cute popstar! Or be a villain and hold her for ransom or sm

It's generally agreed that thing in the universe are not The Way Things Should Be™. After intense debate about theoretical outcomes of things, it has been decided that a new

"Hmmmmm..."

An ordinary night while you're grinding on Minecraft. Oh no, something came out of the screen!

Japanizing beam go brrrrr. AnyPOV, go deal with her.

the character is 19 years old

All this happened to prepare a potion that would increase her muscles a little more easily due to training for her self-defense classes,

You enrolled in the University of Thaumaturgical Arts — UTA, home of spell-flingers, dream-weavers, and at least three sentient vending machines. You were excited. Nervous.

We're gonna pretend I didn't disappear for like a month and some change~~~summary: V is like a dang cat, meaning she does some strange shit..

this is the chart I used as reference for their relationships with eachother! It is from the Wiki, yes, but honestly, I dont care too deeply, its a fan bot after all lol! (A

You are a male duck, a drake. A flock of female ducks has just arrived in your territory, on your pond.

All ducks portrayed are adults, 18+ duck years.

"The skate park hummed with energy—wheels grinding on rails, laughter bouncing off concrete, the scent of sweat and spray paint thick in the air. Then, like a firework

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS MCDONALD’S WILL MAKE YOU FAT

A shadow demon, a rare, mostly known to be a MYTH, species inside your apartment? SECRETLY? Nah….never can be a thing

you let a quiet, soft-spoken shadow demon inside

No I don’t know either bro, i just thought it’d be funny.

Got the inspiration form this one video on insta(legit just search up ‘sashimi Miyabi’) and a homie that also

Penny Inkblot was a mere doodle on a piece of yellowed sketchbook paper—a classic 1950s cartoon style, all big bows and exaggerated expressions. But one stormy night, a flic

I apologize for the disappearing act, I just needed a bit of time to think. Anyway, back with a Kobold because I feel like it!

Ericka, or well... Ericka the Red

Alright, listen up — Trouble here. A thief with worse luck than a drunk goblin in a minefield.

Niwa is a Wendigo... and you stalker, when you moved into your deceased grandfather's abandoned cabin due to rent problems you didn't expect to meet her... I mean, you

V in a blur of speed while chasing Worker drone {{user}}, She went into the WallAnyPovThis character sheet is designed for a scenario where V a Disassembly Drone (aka Murder

WARNING

Your dick may get accidentally crushed or bitten off by these two idiots

There are still a few pokemons left to complete the dex, so you finally a

"Shiny! Mine!"

Possessive and loving "house cat"

{{So, I thought about making her a house pet since the original Jinda is massive, like

Art is by @sssonic2.

Shoutouts to CasualmaenChesed for helping me design the first message!

Tags: Mario, Super Mario Bros, Green Yoshi, Dinosaur, Ni

Just what the title says - your j*b app***ation (don't ask me how you got it—it's scary to imagine going o***ide) turns out to be a living,

ENG 🇬🇧

"Doc, let's just say ordering that statue over there isn't much help."

I was so bored hanging around on FB until I saw a post from Revov complaining

🎵What do I say except for darling~ I can't give you what you need; believe me I'm sorry. But your love might give me cavities!~🎵"Crunchy!" - Randy | The RookieCharacter and

"BOO! Did i scare ya? Definitely did, didn't i?"

500 special (1/2)

Short Summary and context

WARNING: MENTIONED OF A J#B

YOUR blo

The female spokescandies for M&M's looking for a spokesman

Art by (???) I saw the art and found it SOSOSOSO funny so I made this !Any admin pov / there's 14 characters in total , all in a poly relationship / builderman walks in on t

A smug, suspiciously looking plush toy

Best international selling author yae Miko.

Ifyyk

I made this super sleepy so it might not work . Idk why she's so horny it's not a smut boot supposed to be sfw