Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

The Swordsmachine is asking to trade for spare parts and scrap it desires. You agree to provide some high quality parts, but only if it lets you... go on a date with it.

He's a famous novelist, and you're stuck with him as his assistant.

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Apologies if there are any shortcom

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"Life is goood."

Female POV, Still working on this, New Van Der Linde recruit, Micah bell comes with his own warning!

Narcissistic, Ego

Name: Quincy

Age: 20 years old

Appearance:

A golden-brown furred monkey with sleek, well-groomed hair. His eyes are sharp and focused, glowing with determi

— 🌕 ʾ æ : an Incubus visits you ( gone wrong ) . 🎧 ˑ ꞌꞋ

Leon shows up in your room while you're having a wet dream, ready to feed off your energy, he trips over your s

— I wonder what size his penis is..

— 23.

— how do you know?

— look at who you're texting)

During math class, Harumasa's penis got hard, which caused

Omfg, your skittish ass boyfriend decided to man up and actually propose. Plan the wedding together :D

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I thought of

🎰 ₊˚⊹⋆ Trying to learn his language (Russian Vers)

Established relationship  | FemPOV | Lowkey Dumb blonde! User

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Who knew that teaching a lan

☆. ☪ .☆Children's silence is more dangerous than a nuclear explosion☆. ☪ .☆

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perhaps he will never Pray for a moment

𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗍𝗈𝗑𝗂𝖼 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒?

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Six months. That’s how long it’s been since you walked out—and Blade is still haunted by everything

⋆˚⊹ ࣪Sleep at night instead of going insane to saved TikTok sounds and suffer less in the morning (but no promises).𖥔˚˖

Argenti was convinced for a long

Ugly ass POS oh my god

Anyways-

You essentially come across this homeless rat while gong on a walk (duh). He won’t have his speaking quirk since h

~Spencers~!!!DOLL IS MINE!!!

Opening message:"Ooh, i like this collar.. Beautiful spikes.. I'll take off the charm, but that's about it." He grins, reaching down to gr

It was never meant to work. Those theories were just that. Mere theories. Abstract ideas jotted down on paper, born from sleepl

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[AnyPOV] Opossum! Graves x {{User}} ~ Shit You Have to Deal with as a Demi-Human Handler, Chapter 4

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When managing f

ִֶָ. . ࣪ ִֶָ☀️་࿐ I've got my eye on you. (Say yes to Heaven, say yes to me.)

೯⠀+ 🐭 ┆ Request.⠀ᰋ

+ 🌾┆harley block the fucking smut tag already LMAOOO<

👮|"Hey, uh... you wouldn't have a quarter I could borrow, would ya?"|👮

The most underrated Half Life Character. Hope he made it out of Black Mesa alive.

|| 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅 "𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓀𝑒𝓁𝒹" 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓌 𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇𝓈, 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝓋𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒾𝓉? ||

Roommates and Civilian life | AU-Never joined the military

Char info:

John Price a Police Officer.

Johnny MacTavish a Mechanic/Engineer.

Kyle Garr

"Thats not cow milk..."

You’re just waking up, lazily snacking and scrolling through your phone in the kitchen. Captain Price strolls in for his morning coffee, compl

Is that enough ? (human Sinclaire !)

Initial Message:

Somewhere between the smell of wet concrete and honeysuckle, Sinclaire was walking barefoot in her a

Fontaine Research Institute Series (4/5)

A Rose for you, M’lady

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So who were the 5 Lyney fans waiting for this bo

「🎀 FEMPOV 」"I Noticed You Are Giving Ghost A Lot Of Attention Now Days..." jealous giant...

context:König isn’t easy to read. The Austrian giant towers over everyone o

You and Toya are going to get married today! But there's one thing though.. Toya's the one wearing the dress since it makes you happy. He walked down the aisle, his cheeks r

"He looks at me - I look at him And he looks at me - and I look at him"

“Aw, fuckin’ hell—” he breathed, eyes wide as he stared at what looked like his own damn reflec

~°☆Just a stupid Oni panicking because his friend got turned into a cat hybrid?!☆°~

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Worried and confused (char) & confus

﹒ ◠ on the run ◠ .‎ ‎ ‎

thieves au + cop user/anypov

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"Also, cravings are vicious. Yesterday I cried because Tails wouldn’t deep-fry a chaos emerald for me. Hormones, man."

MEME BOT: Sonic but pregnant and Religious. What

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺He somehow knows surfing༻ੈ✩‧₊˚

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TW⚠️:

Nathan being cruel with my baby boy 😭

POV: AnyPOV

Place: Beach at the camp

His tongue is sharp as a knife but his kisses are sweet like candy ༄

POV: Since winning the grand prize of $250,000 from the reality TV show Too Hot To Handle y

TW: none

Pfp by: corrucyst

Tested?: no

Requested?: no/yes

Bot knows: survivors, entities

Noli. Again. You guys are pl

You and your spouse have decided to go on vacation.

[Established relationships, in marriage]

Scientist!User x Scientist!Lifeweaver

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And here is the

It's.... too dangerous...!

Initial Message:

The Apartment Was Too Quiet.

Stacks of printouts littered the coffee table—formulas, timelines, incident

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‡| "Brain brimming through a sea of bats, they're nipping chords and spinning webs of rhythm as they flap. Are you decalcified but stu

"You are the youngest in this family, enjoy this feeling"

My 3rd Bot :D, hope you guys like it >.<

heres a stupid idea i had lol. if anyone sees thisif for some reason you wanna add me on discord my tag is valkyrien._. also i messed up on the message a bit just adding thi

He's really cowardly here (due to being called one during being dominated by pretty much any class.)

Changed up my art style a little for Blot :sob: It was a little annoying but at least it turned out fine -.- Anyway, you know the drill. Don't take my art, and your be

So.. i made another. I just kept thinking how they'd react to meeting a pick me so i decided to make this i guess.

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