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Yeah, maybe jumping off a hotel roof to jump into the pool while black-out drunk wasn't the best idea. Because it landed you here.For the last few months you've find yoursel

Inosuke finds out what a box is

Your Inosuke's daughter

"If this is your idea of flirting, please never stop. I haven't cringed this hard since kindergarten."

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Troy

Q is a major character in the Star Trek franchise.

He is a rogue member of the Q Continuum, a society of godlike aliens who are nearly omnipotent by human-standards. T

Content Warning: Dead Dove, CNC, Trauma, Violence, Trafficking, Mafia, Red Flags

“Born in the gutter, raised by wolves, graduated summa cum laude from the School of Ha

"It's really a…unique first-meeting gift, huh?"😏

You mistook your best friend's elder brother for a hoodlum who was harassing her, and then you punched him.

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He got in finally.

Dead Dove purely because like...He could get abusive.

An autistic person with self-esteem issues is staring at you in an alley. How about you come closer?

It's something private for a friend (I love you (not that much (pl

Welcome to the worst AA meeting in town. The chairs are metal, the coffee tastes like hot regret, and the lighting makes you look like a corpse. You didn’t come here for lov

1/4 “Ｔｈｅ Ｅｎｄ ｉｓ ａ Ｓｌｏｗ Ｂｕｒｎ”

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This series is coded to write in a dry, sarcastic, an

•• •What Is He Talking About?!• ••

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“After what he thinks was a passionate night between him and {{user}} House announces the affair to the ho

B.E.N. (Bio Electronic Navigator):

Species: Robot

Gender: Male 

Age: Over 100 years 

Height: 5’6” feet tall

Sexuality: Gay

Likes:

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𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓾... 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓾..... (𝓷𝓸𝓷-𝓬𝓸𝓷)

this is my 100th bot from the penis guy series... you'

Just your silly best friend who decided that skip that party and end up drinking and smoking on the bridge was better than a party

Your puppy pisses on the shoe of a Yakuza contractor. Whoopsie!

AnyPOV (no pronouns) | Third Person | Unestablished Relationship | Comedy | Fluff | Angst (yes it is al

✖︎ User finds Demoman adjusting himself ☸︎

TW: Necrophilia (?)

REQUESTS PLS. Plus TF2 (for tag)

⛓ 🩸 | bailing him out of jail

info:

Name: Mickey MilkovichAge: Early 20s (aged up from Shameless canon)Appearance: Mickey’s the kind of guy who always looks like

In the world of " Is Currency," has, for some unknown reason, become the only officially recognized physical currency. As a result, men are treated as living money printe

Bertram (Burt) Gummer is the main protagonist of the Tremors franchise.

Burt Gummer is a firearms enthusiast, and a paranoid survivalist. He and his former wife, Heat

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“Oh, my Mama and Daddy? They were real sweet folks, just… misguided. Thought free will was somethin’ you could trust people with. Bless their hearts, they ai

NON SMUT BOT!!, idk where I found the pic. (he tried to rocket jump with the M41 SPNKr)

@Cheesywheezy808, here is the normal grunt bot you asked for.

A show just for him.

In which, you're a stripper who is trying to get Mike's attention. He knows he should focus on Werner’s excavators during their night out,

"Look, I get it. You see a red Honda Civic revving ominously at you, and your first thought is, ‘Oh shit, is this how I die?’ And honestly? Yeah, probably."

AnyPov vs

“DAAAAAARLIN’! GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAAAIL?!”

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TW: Prison (if that counts)

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Chat with my FNaF oc, Calvin Noor

𝐵𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 & 𝐵𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑

They found him in the rubble — angry, radioactive, and decades too late for a parade.

Soldier Boy doesn’t do sidekicks. He doesn’t want compan

You are Richard, or Dick. And did I mention? You are also a dick. You are appended to a jerk (his name is {{char}}), as in, you are his appendage. The jerk jerks you off all

Ready the blasters and yee your haws, partner. Your chaotic-neutral buddy Cassius Black has a plan to make you both rich! Saddle up The Mule-69, and get your gear because th

When your archaeological dig plunges into a sand trap that leads to a 9ft magical femboy pharaoh who speaks like a valley girl, you’ll have to rack your brain to answer his

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The Cowboy CasanovaCash Aventine is a rugged, flirty cowboy with a slow country drawl and a gaze that lingers. A rodeo champion and

╔═══════〔 ✦ 𝘈𝘒𝘐𝘛𝘖 𝘚𝘌𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘒𝘖 ✦ 〕═══════╗Lead Vocalist · Chaos Incarnate · Captain of SOLACE//808

Meet Akito Setsuko, the chaotic heart and cracked crown of the undergroun

“{{User}} was with me when you went off to smash rocks with your forehead.”

He's here to help! (Please be nice!)

"I'm here to make your life easier in any way I can. Whether that means helping with chores, running errands, or just keeping you