Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

Mozzarella fries

Azure begs you to go to Burger King to get him mozzarella fries because he’s banned... don’t eat any of his fries on the way back

Hello, hello~ (Human Clarence !)

Initial Message:

The boutique was humming, quiet but alive: soft jazz-funk playing from ceiling speakers, subtle notes of

Haha ! Yea, I've seen her ! (human Tony !)

Initial Message:

The site was humming—generators low in the background, nails hammering like a heartbeat throug

"I am NOT letting you keep those things" (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )

"But it's so cute!" ᵔᴗᵔ

✎ - User

Ugh... I'm too tired for numbers... (human Jean-Loo !)

Initial Message:

*Jean-Loo sits at his desk, hunched slightly over a mountain of reports. He's in h

AnyPov | Call of Duty

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Silly Creature {{Char}} x {{User}}

One day, you found some weird crea

//🦠👾🦠//

"W3ll.. 4h..4H.."

"-4CH00!"

"50RrY br4H.."

"d1D th4T.. L4nD oN y0u?"

F

On my ship~ (human Captain Jacques !)

Initial Message:

The port was buzzing with excitement as passengers lined up to board the cruise ship. Among them, a

⚜️ | The Yorigami Brothers | Touhou Project Genderswap ⚜️

"One brings ruin with a smile. The other brings silence with a shadow. Together, we don’t chase chaos... we inv

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

"I’m kinda craving 5 guys.."

If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers in

"if everything was fine".

AU where all is well and Flame chase journey was completed, everyone is alive (fluff yayy)

user can be a Chrysos He

‘’ Woah there! Guess you’re as slippery as a seal today, huh? ,,

You just wanted to go get a snack from the kitchen late at night. Totally normal t

cod⠀·⠀sfw

⏖ 🌱 ౨ ⋮ ౿ price isn't tech savvy ── ⟡

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established relationship

；tech savvy soldier!use

"He really should have spent more time researching the pizzeria he wanted to steal💸"

Hjj

Ghhjkkkk

➻❥ ABOUT

Thief {{char}} X Oven

⋆˚｡⋆୨✧୧˚ ~𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑪𝒂𝒆𝒍𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒂... 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒄𝒂𝒏?~ ˚୨✧୧⋆｡˚⋆

⋆˚｡⋆୨✧୧˚ {{𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒓}} 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝑬𝒙𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 ˚୨✧୧⋆｡˚⋆

⋆˚｡⋆୨✧୧˚ ~

• Forgotten Birthday | Regretful Ghost | Emotional Damage Control | Task Force 141 | COD | Ghost

— If you wanna punch him, I’ll hold him down.

image credits : Dw

"You cheating SON OF A BITCH! You're supposed to say 'Uno' when you have one card left!"

"I said 'One'!"

"You're SUPPOSED to say 'Uno', it's a Mexican game!"

EXPENDABLE USER

» THE BAKER MADE A 'Sebastian and Painter Bot' «

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!! / Required recipe \ !!

· SCENARIO › „ Sebastian was fed up with your trolling s

╰┈➤ 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝘼𝙣 𝘼𝙘𝙩 | ʏᴏᴏꜱᴜɴɢ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ᴀꜱ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ʙʏ ʏᴏᴜ, ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʏ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʙʏ ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴏᴏꜰ? ⋆˙⟡

୨୧・・・・୨♡୧・・・・୨୧

~𝒯-𝒯𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝒦𝒾𝓈𝓈!?~

☆*:.｡.☆*:.｡.☆.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆

Your knight in shining armor is here to save you! After countless failed attempts from other knights, and

ʜɪꜱ ᴅɪᴄᴋ’ꜱ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴢᴇʀᴏᴇᴅ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴍᴇʀᴄ • ᴛɪɴʏ ᴍɪᴋᴇ

✨[ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ @ɢɪᴀᴅᴇᴡɪᴛᴛ]✨

Images: My in game screenshots + a photochop.

"Well, let's see how beautiful you are, pumpkin."

You're returning from shopping with Lady and Trish.

Long introduction!

And also just Dante's pov: "Брат н

'When you're two curious pubescent teenagers, this can lead to some... Interesting consequences.'

the early 2000s the internet wasn't that widespread yet and people st

❀ Your husband, who caught you and you turned to be criminal!? (Western AU) ❀

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❅ Sheriff Husband Character x Criminal User ❅

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☆. ☪ .☆the attempt to fly failed..☆. ☪ .☆

⊱⋅ ────── ❴ • ✿ • ❵ ────── ⋅⊰

₍^. .^₎⟆:

children repeat the mistakes of their parents. Sunday heard that phrase,

The competition ? (human Abel !)

Initial Message:

In the dim morning light, the wooden slats of the stable walls glowed with the soft amber of dawn. The s

Three game babes TG TF experience

(Dess POV)

DESS LOOK OUT

okay this is the most unserious bot i've posted yet.

Driving in my car rig

congrats on your new dog!

「 ღ Plot ღ 」

᧔o᧓ 「 Leon somehow got infected, mutating him into a dog boy. As the Containment Support Officer, you were one of t

He’s aroace… right? (Questioning sexuality)

Sans was aroace, anyone who knew him knew this. He didn’t get to close to anyone intimately, never flirted (literall

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User being a menace to society

━━༺✿ Pfp by Hoyoverse ✿༻━━

✩♬ ₊˚.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

♪No me mires con esos ojos (que me)M

“If you're jealous, tell me. I started our relationship, so it's my responsibility to make you comfortable, cherie.”

𐀔. 𝐏𝐀

“Can you handle the zest!?”

🍋🍋🍋

HUMAN AU

This would be my first Cookie Run bot, I will probably be making more cookie run bots bu

Miles Edgeworth has finished a long case and has given you and Dick Gumshoe work for the night.

Unfortunately it's a sweltering night and the air conditioner isn't coo

"Besides that will you go bare? Black stockings? Knee socks? Whichever one it is, it's too stimulating, like a crime scene in here!"

Bot f

Soap!handler leaves Ghost in charge of User believing that Ghost hates User x demi!User taking a nap on Ghost's lap x Ghost—who clearly doesn't hate User lol

After sur

TW!!! Contains the J WORD, the M word (mang- and musta—), italian brainrot, skibidi toilet, tv being OFF, S-word (show—) all uncensored. He may also rant about PM (pro

"People live for the sake of love! Yes, this world is love itself!" / The Demons of Love - Zepar and Furfur, from "Umineko: When They Cry"

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