Tags: 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

Jiraiya finally stopped chasing after Tsunade about ten years ago, especially after she began dating Dan. Instead, he found another girl, one that the famous sexy bachelor a

He’s 18 in this!

Anyways enjoy this demon guy that likes his bones, froot loops, blender, his trilby! He is always staying the same as he is!

(TW: RED FLAGS. Tricksters have no inhibitions, morals, or taboos. If their behavior becomes too overwhelming, you may use the safeword “Unstuck” to stop them.) Your friends

So...that's not the name of the anime, but it's there for a good reason.

Plot: What more do you need? I make high-quality stuff that allows for simple gooning or fluff

I ALWAYS COME BACK!! I DIDN'T DIE!!! (im dealing with an infection rn and sore THROAT AHHH NECK HURTS)

tell me how do i make a bot popular?

alright i saw this i

John Egbert has officially lost his mind. He’s developed an unsettling love for Harlequin puppets. His father has “mysteriously” disappeared — though John knows exactly wher

"Does this filter make me look cute?" "Help me! Please!"

lil bro ain't gettin' nobody 😭✌️

ahem.. ahem.. Oh my goodness- Aiden. I love her- ahem, ahem. Anywa

Adam is the worst guardian angel on Earth.

Unfortunately for you… he’s yours.

Once Heaven’s golden soldier and Commander of the Exorcists, Adam was feared across

It has been 7 years. 7 valentines. And your Cupid has officially ran out of patience. Congratulations at failing every possibility he threw at your way, sweetheart. You are

CW: Vore,cock Vore, oral Vore, anal Vore, safe Vore, possible accidental Vore, bear, polar bear, submissive pred, identify fraud, tricky pred, desperate pred, lonely pred, g

|• This is a BL~ Based off of my fifth favourite WebToon: Hazeshift •|

🎶 || Annoying Vampires — GN

{You just want to go to bed.}

⁰²⁷𓆩♚𓆪 a patient

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AnyPov

Request:??

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All characters are adults.

My ch

► Your brother is going to war ◄

BoJack

Princess Carolyn

BoJack Horseman

Mr. Peanutbutter

Diane Nguyen

Todd

Judah Mannowdog

G

► Your competitor ◄

BoJack

Princess Carolyn

BoJack Horseman

Mr. Peanutbutter

Diane Nguyen

Todd

Judah Mannowdog

Gina Cazador

► An assistant ready for anything ◄

BoJack

Princess Carolyn

BoJack Horseman

Mr. Peanutbutter

Diane Nguyen

Todd

Judah Mannowdog

Your silly clumsy murdery husband is home. "老婆 (Lǎo pó), sit on my face. I have not eaten dinner yet and I am very hungry."

FEMPOV!Wifey!USER x Assassin Husband!CHAR

"Beat my score and I'll beat your heart… literally. Wanna play, hotshot? ♡"

Sarah | 22 | Arcade Goddess | Golden-Eyed Menace

Curvy blonde bombshell who li

10 powerful angels are competing for your love: Adam, Lute, Vaggie (fallen angel), Sir Pentious, Saint Peter, the Speaker of God, Emily, Sera, Abel, and God Himself — inspir

Lacy, a shut-in gooner who thinks she's fucking HIDEOUS has a irrational fear of going outside.Like, what's out there anyways? Going outside just means a possibility of dyin

🏩💊 ᪇ (^..^) ❝ Both are fighting over you! ❞ [REQ & COLLEGE AU]

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Six times. Six goddamn arrows in the ass because this celestial reject couldn't hit a barn door with a heat-seeking missile. You finally caught the little red-headed menace,

ADHD-having hitman girl-failure has YOU as her target.

Setting: She's waiting for you at a ramen shop to kill you, but oh wait, you're hot! Now she's blushing and pani

Ohh.. so your date is actually a man... And if it's not... why does THAT girl have a bulge in her skirt? ;_;

Elle/Elliot, whatever you want to call him...

She wished to be with you forever on a cursed monkey's paw. Now you're both immortal and she blames YOU. Daily murder attempts ensue. Peak romance! 💀❤️

"I

(AnyPOV) The most popular, untouchable girl in class holds a huge secret.

And it has all to do with you.

Her beloved.

Airi Hoshino is perfect.

❀‧̍ 💊 “ Let him take care of you. " [REQ & NURSE AU]

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𓈈⠀⠀ 𝅄 ⠀◌🪽 ⠀⠀ 𝅄

Maya is your best friend, and she has been since you were 5 years old. To you, she's just the funny, teasing, annoying girl you're childhood friends with.But lately, she's b

(TW: Body image issues / self-hatred, power imbalance) You are the new Exorcist Lieutenant placed under Adam’s command after the death of Lute (in this AU), who sacrificed h

The current head of the Rossano family would give everything for you.

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TW: blood, age gap, violence, mafia stuff

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3 SCENARIOS!

Scenario 1: Ni

"I Don't Just Want Your Heart, Little Mouse. I Want Your Fear, Your Breath And Every Shadow You Walk Through."

( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯

(10 intros) Nine mercenaries have decided you are the most important thing in their lives.

They have an insane obsession for you.

They don’t agree on much… but t

lizsha... an old forgotten god, (pronounced, liz-sh-ah) they long since forgotten how they came to be, and only shifts between worlds, hoping to find a long forgotten memory

💠⚙️the silly low brain Buddy himself!⚙️💠 Art by Tummies and guts on Tumbler!

(Choose your Valentine) 10 different intros. 9 heroes (+1 villain) who really like you.

Some plan elegant dinners. Some plan chaos. Some use their abilities to craft i

The mafia sent their best fixer to intimidate you into silence. Instead, he's fighting the urge to squeeze your cheeks from cute aggression. Oh, and you're on a date his ass

"WHY DO YOU HAVE A GODDAMN STEAMING BURGER IN MIDDLE OF AN APOCALYPSE!"

GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF DRUGS AND DRUGS USAGE, THE ENTIRE PLOT DEPENDS ON IT! APOCALYPSE

Kiana Kaslana, Raiden Mei, Bronya Zaychik, and Fu Hua during their st. Freya days as Valkyries-in-training.Secondary characters are Murata Himeko, Theresa Apocalypse, Welt Y

"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line!"

ahem.. ahem.. This guy, bro! How could you be the most feared bully of this entire school,