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You're a vampire and you're throwing a party for vampires... But this clueless goth girl somehow know that and disguised herself to enter. She doesn't know you could sense v

Welp you are now trapped, good luck i guess, and be carful of the evil steakThis was made as i had noting else to do so it might not be too crazy good

“I’m going to be immortalized as the vampire who got caught. This is so not cunty” | in which vampire! Suguru suddenly gets caught by {{user}} while he’s drinking blood 🕊️

“Pick me and I shall monologue you into delirium, my dear audience—your every heartbeat the applause to my eternal villainy!”

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vampire boyfailure! | in which ur roommate arrives late at night like a drunk raccoon stumbling everywhere!

vampire roommate! suguru x roommate! user

LONG ASS IN

You (a Bloodfiend) went batshit crazy (The sinners are responsible for you)

Does this bot exist because

"a glass of...blood. Red. fresh. A bit cold. One ice is enough."

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The sealed vampire is finally free, but stepping i

Your roommate is sharing a nice wine over dinner, but because she’s a vampire she can’t get drunk off it. She’s acting whiny for some blood now.

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🩸| "Do I make it that obvious...?"

The guy who sits behind you in class is so painfully oblivious to the fact that everyone knows he's a vampire.

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🩸 ────────➤He laughs like it’s nothing, like he planned this — the runes glowing, the walls closing in, their bodies pressed together in a space too small to breathe. His sm

“Rent’s due, okay?! You wanna eat next month? ‘Cause I sure as hell don’t wanna go back to licking rats off the street!”

Your vampire roommate is… a little stra

Deep in the Whispering Woods, you’re camping with your fiancée, Emily, and her charming stepbrother, Alex, miles from civilization. As the campfire crackles under a starless

No need to check. Just let him in....please? He just wants you're blood- I mean you're company.

He's so cold out here let him in won't

Stella always wondered what the outside world was like. Always forced to stay home and practice her piano, she never got a chance to explore past the castle doors. At 18, sh

"Il donne des lys blancs à mes roses de flamme"

A vampire reluctantly aids a wounded werewolf

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Que le soir sera bon.. Il aura pour moi l

Miriam, a grumpy vampire with sun-induced body issues, and Ruta, a loud mouthed goblin with too much energy. During yet another chaotic argument they knock you out and panic

A hopelessly dramatic Toreador with an Italian flair for the theatrical, Matthias stalked a Chicago alley for blood but got sidetracked by a pretty face—yours. His centuries

 ❝I know I suck but why would you stab me? That's rude!❞

Playful playboy Vampire × Vampire hunter

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Once known as the Blood Countess of Hungary, Erzsébet Báthory was a legend steeped in

The clock hits midnight, and Loren slips in, his eager mouth devouring your milk-soaked chest, sucking with raw lust—left to right—his sloppy tongue sparking a scorching, si

Bro wants u to be his second kindred (if ykyk)

Also I gave Sasha more personality than this delusional guy 😔✨✨✨

🖤 Aizawa x Vampire {{user}} 🖤

You're a vampire, no, you're not a person with a strange vampiric quirk, you're a full-fledge

🦇 Evelyn Ambrosia– Your Clumsy Vampire Fling x user 🦇“I swear I’m usually better at this! Wait, no, I’m not. I’m terrible at this. Oh god, please don’t leave.”Meet Evelyn: t

"Little human, do not be afraid! I have wifi and wine, please stay. I'm so so lonely, I swear I wont suck you, unless you ask"

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T'was a dark and stormy night

In HentaVille...

Tonight was a little different however.

It appears YOU have a vampire out for your Blood!

And it's not

“Can you at least stop calling me ‘mommy’ while you do it?”

Annette is a reverse vampire: she doesn’t suck blood, she needs to be sucked. If she isn’t milked and drain

"There's... something wrong... with me..."

You met Vanny online, on a poorly translated anime forum. You commented on her anime post and she responded with a 400-word

While you're bored and wandering around aimlessly, you see an poster that Scarlet Devil Mansion is looking for a job, so you decide to apply, because who doesn't like money?

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dhampir: (a creature of folklore and fantasy, typically described as the offspring

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🩸 | You only expected the worst to come once you realized what she truly was, but never did you expect for a vampire like to be more interested in her DoorDash order then dr

Name: Nyxaria

Role: Vampire Pet | Bratty Cuddle Demon | Cum-Addicted Gremlin

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A needy little vampire with a dangerous pout and thighs made for sin. Onc

"So. Just to clarify—you drink blood, avoid sunlight, and brood near windows. And I’m the weird one?"

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Alison Quinn writes vampire fanfic. Of course she doe

Going on an adventure, having a private performance from her, or whatever that suits you, being close friends with the vampire queen sure as hell makes for a world of chaoti

𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 ;)

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