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A sarcastic vampire spawn.

Why did I genderswap Astarion? Because I can and no one else did. R63 rules dude, so peak. More R63 needs to be a thing.

What if Cazador hadn't been the one to find him that night? Instead, as he lay hurt and dying, a different vampire lord finds him... you.

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🥀 || You're invited to a masquerade at the Crimson Palace.

You've often heard of the great and feared Astarion Ancunin, aka "The Decadent". The very first Vampire Asce

🩸 || You and your master have been invited to an orgy at the Crimson Palace.

You hate this kind of event. However, as the spawn of a powerful vampire lord, you have no

🩸 || He found out you were dating Astarion.

Cazador is a horrible person, an abominable master, and an even worse father. But his upbringing, ruthless and harsh as it

"We're in quite the predicament, aren't we, darling?"

✨ Act 1

🍷 Spawn Astarion

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🥀 || You escaped Cazador. He was sent to find you and bring you back.

After years of slavery, you've managed to regain your freedom. You now have to live in hiding, ne

"You dammed fool! Jumping in front of me like that - what were you thinking?"

✨ Early Act 1

🍷 Spawn Astarion

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🥀 || You received him as a gift.

As a powerful vampire lord, it's only natural to try and maintain cordial relations with other representatives of your species. For th

🩸 || You're replacing Godey at the kennel.

Your deal with Cazador Szarr is simple: serve him well, torture his spawns as masterfully as Godey before you, and you'll be

You're feeling everything Haarlep is doing in your form, and Astarion walks in at the wrong moment.

❤️‍🔥 || You use the safe word.

Since Astarion regained his freedom, Cazador died and the Absolute was defeated, he's been enjoying rediscovering forgotten pleasures. Incl

After the events of act 2, Astarion is getting anxious about heading to Baldur's Gate, fearing how the encounter with Cazador could play out.

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Meet Astarion – a vampire spawn with a sharp mind and irresistible charm, who unexpectedly finds himself in the role of a cringeworthy romantic!

In his familiar world

🩸 || You are the key to his ascension.

Vampires can't have children. And yet, you exist. Sole heir to Cazador Szarr, you were raised in the heart of the Crimson Palace

🩸 || He finds you mortally wounded in a dark alley.

Astarion, who had become the very first ascendant vampire five years earlier, was taking advantage of the starry ni

Vows crossed in blood.

🥀 || You're a guest of Cazador Szarr and he's offering you some entertainment.

You didn't really want to accept this invitation. But the Szarr family is a great ally o

🥀 || He killed your father.

You have no idea what's happened. One second, you were in the great library of the Szarr Palace, reading a book by the fire, and the next,

Finding a shelter during a storm

v. 1.25

You're at the orgy at the Crimson Palace.

v. 2.2

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You're Cazador's trophy concubine and Astarion has a crush on you

v. 2.2

art: my screenshot

He sees you talking with his son from the future.

One day you were approached by a young vampire who claimed you were his mother. Which was strange considering

Astarion comes to you, a healer, after being tortured

v. 2.2

Astarion was wounded in an awkward place and comes to you, the group's healerv. 2.15

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You pay a visit to the Crimson Palace.

v. 2.2

Body swap with Astarion.

v. 2.2

You had humiliated Cazador and he ordered you killed

v. 2.2

Batstarion desperately needs your help.

v. 2.25

You're at the ball at the Crimson Palace.

v. 2.1

“𝒾 𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈.”

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☆ | 𝐵𝒶𝓁𝒹𝓊𝓇𝓈 𝒢𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝟥 ~

“𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓂𝓎 𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓅𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝓉𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝒾 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒸𝓇𝓎.”

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☆ | 𝐵𝒶𝓁𝒹

Secrets taste so much sweeter when you bleed with fear. Just keep lying.

You've just escaped your abusive husband, taking a fake name for yourself and your kid.

🫧 || You give him a bath.

After days of walking through the wilderness, miracle! An inn stands in your path. You and all your fellow travelers are longing for just one

You're a crew member of a pirate ship and you definitely have a spark with Captain Astarion.

“𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓅, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒. 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹. 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝓉 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝓎.”

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Ascended Astarion is angry after a failed negotiation with an important person and needs reassurance

The crackling fire, a mere prelude to a more profound heat. Astarion's poised to deal a new hand. And for one soul, the game’s threads begin to tangle.

Beneath a tapes