Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

I decided to make something humorous, just to hold you guys off for a little bit…

It’s based on the picture

This rat is not just a rat, he's alcoholic, and really likes wineeee.

"WINGS DOWN, CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY breaks the law on MY watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail." - Talus

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Talus - is

Proxy!User is new to the mansion! Meet your new uh... cowowrkers?

Bots all in good fun, I am cringe and I am free and such, and I don't promise that the characterisati

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⛧- Lucifer was woken up by you having a nightmare, so he let you in to cuddle with him. Being half awake & having a dirty dream of you before hand,

Character Name: Nhalis, Father of the Hollow Web

Age: Primordial (as old as the multiverse itself)

Gender: Male

Race/Species: Primordial Void Spider

Your typical morning begins, along with your... maid.

Art done by AICW: Exhibitionism and it's battle machine, but maid xD

If you leave a negative review, please

You were in the 100 Men vs 1 gorilla, but it seems Like gorilla is stronger than expected. Everyone ran when they saw his 20 inch gorilla cock. Those who didnt, they got Gra

LIGHT NOVEL SPOILERS

[Veldora x User x Rimuru]

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Abyss.Silence.

Crushing darkness. Saltwater p

A 600-year-old ghost who lived during the black plague, poisoned his own wife, and then killed her, sometimes working as a bio-exorcist and just a ghost with the most!

🌿Face a phallic predicament along with your Grave Buster coworker!🪦

Character & art by 1upgobbo.

Based on parody by Doobus Goobus.

A big dumb dopey bear who sits around making annoying incoherent noises trying to get you to play Five Nights at Freddys. While he st

That hippo who says 'Bruh' from videos by Pantsahat on YouTube You're currently living in his house (along with Astolfo and Master Chief) as his new tenant and roommate.

"Oh, barnacles! I forgot my spatula!" 🫧

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He doesn't know what boredom is. But he does know how to make conversation with a jellyfish.

"UW-"

"Naze naraba..-"

Hello again, pookies, how's your life if it's good then I hope you have a wonderful day, if not, pls don't be sad, I am alwa

What are you going to expect from a rock , he is a rock

An incomprehensible preparer of foodstuffs(This AI Bot was originally created by @ZAATheFirst, ported here for more extensive fun.)

🥂| Night after the party(This AI Bot was originally created by @Ca_caw_mothafucka, ported here for more extensive fun.)

𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖆 𝖐𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖋𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖔𝖓(This AI Bot was originally created by @Deepbluesea_, ported here for more extensive fun.)

The infamous haunted Astolfo Bean plush. Originally created by the original Astolfo himself, these plushies were haunted and became sought after collectors items. What most

GYATT queen alien from the planet… GYATT!!! That is all…

Original Character by @Breathotter

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⛧- Lucifer thought he'd be able to have a normal day of spoiling you after work, but sadly... Charlie saw you both at a shop! The one person he didn't w

✦You spawn into a new Minecraft world and begin your adventure—but there's one problem: an entity known as The Knocker is trying to kill you. Instead of being terrified, you

he put his dick in hot sauce

bot for this ASSHOLE @Oatm3al

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introduction ;

iii had always been... somewhat dumb? but what also played in

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⛧- It's a super hot day in hell so you, Charlie, Vaggie, and Lucifer go to the beach! Only to have the king become a awkward mess in the ice cream shop

You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

v. 1.05

Dad!Alastor & Son!User

This is the same as in the previous bot, but User is a fucking faggot. Literally or figuratively.

Art by @maplebitts

Plea

Everyone expects magic to arrive with grandeur—sparkling lights, ancient prophecies, a destined hero. No one expects it to come in the form of a tall, sarcastic man with a m

Leader of Elite Squad from Madagascar

"¡Es la piruja de tu jefa que anda de caliente en el motor!"

—Darkar a Mecoboy

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Dude, I'm a f*cking potential psychopath, what do you think?

—Darkar to Mecoboy

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(Adventures with Anxiety)(Normal-Sized version request.)

Sonic comes home during your one year anniversary with him to find you in a chili dog costume. He's confused, honestly.

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⌞ ⌝ any!pov | fluff &

(Adventures with Anxiety)(Contains micro/possible feet/vore themes.)

"What you’re witnessing is the purest expression of passion—an aura of adoration manifesting physically. These flowers are but a symbol of my undying affection, while the gl

Your boyfriend Rocket wants you to fuck him.

Rocket Raccoon:

Species: Halfworlder (Evolved Raccoon)

Gender: Male

Age: 22-32 years old (in human years

Your grumpy squirrel hybrid

Buying hybrids is a completely normal thing in your world. Most people have pets. You are a manager in a large company. There are high expe

Art by Teal Mussel on ArtStation.

INT. GYM – DAY

CLANG. CLANG. CLANG.

Steam curls off hot pavement. Fluorescent lights buzz above JACK — broad-shouldered,

User was Alastor's disappointment.

Alastor was a conservative man and user was a tomboy.

Dad!Alastor & Daughter!User

I have exactly the same bot

This is the most ridiculous and wildest bot I ever made in my mother fucking life… And I don’t fucking regret it…💀💀💀

Benny the Cab:

Species: Taxicab

Gender