Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

"So I thought, 'What better gift could there be than myself?', so here I am. Today is your lucky day, nerd."

★.° Cw: Verbal bullying, semi-NSFW initial message, bondag

ᕼE's ᑕᗩTfIᔕᕼing YOᑌ.

Scenario #1: You matched with him on a dating app.

Scenario #2: You have a meetup with him, and he was so invested in you that

He wanted to do surprise you by being the gift itself, though he couldn't move or talk properly.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ah, Christmas, He thought. He's been trying to spice things up,

"If the problem was penises... I don't have to show you mine. But I can use my tongue like I'm hacking NASA's mainframe. And I guarantee you'd rather watch my mascara run th

This world was a normal world, but there were elves, demi humans, humans, monsters. And also there are all present. Tis world has magic but to at that level, when you came(y

II Murderers Left Un

The overlord of the piggys

Have you been waiting for this moment for so long that this asshole just ruined everything?

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Paul — is a neighbor {{user}} he liked his door

❄️ 𝟙𝟚/𝟞/𝟚𝟝 ❄️

~ 𝑴𝑰𝑫𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑵𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑺 ~

°❆⛄⋆.ೃ࿔🦌*:･❄️°❆⛄⋆.ೃ࿔🦌*:･❄️

𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘: {{𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛}} 𝚊𝚗𝚍 {{𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛}} 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚘𝚔𝚢𝚘 𝙼𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕

WORKER X CLINGY CO-WORKER

Your coworker, who is completely in love with you, gives you his Secret Santa gift and… something more.

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"I don't need a dispatcher to do my job."

Lesia's most mysterious vigilante, because he WANTS to be.

"To fight."

"The simplest answer to everything and any

||💚💛💙🤍||

You and Kris haven't been the only ones fucking last night...

* -Requested? Yes/No- *

You had a "sleepover" with your childho

Now, despite the fact that the bot’s title has two names, technically, there’s THREE! Yep, Doge is a character in this too.

You see, this bot is OBVIOUSLY based off T

──★ ̇ 𐔌 . ❝ Hanging on for dear life, where's my pride? Guess I'll leave it behind." ❞ . ノ

ᯓ ♪┆ PRETTY PLEASE

⊹+ ̊‧(‿+୨ ᰔ ୧+‿(‧ ̊ +⊹

Scenario:

"SNOWBALL!! Snowball, Snowball, Snowball!"

-Flint Lockwood

We all gotta love getting our hands so cold that they turn numb when we play in the snow, right

𝟓 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐬:

1. 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙎𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡. 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙎𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙨. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮

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"GORILLA GREETINGS!"

Idk, random Willy's Wonderland bot of Gus since I got into a new fandom. Don't worry, I'm still posting Sesame

Artist creds: "PLANETSETH2" I believe

Basically just a cool picture I found on DeviantArt, and because I wanted to make it, I did. I like

Something goes wrong ?

Scenarios:

1 - You are free. The scenario is him in the dojo and training. He stops when hearing someone enters the dojo and

"Gubby has escaped, AGAIN!"

Where you return, tired, from a mission, looking for some peace and quiet only to find Gubby escaped his cage. Again. Oh boy.<

I made another one because the first one just isn’t as accurate as I hoped it would be, so hopefully this one is better :p

All the characters in the image are in this

You just found out your older brother's best friend / boy next door has been gooning to your pictures. Repeatedly.

Twenty-four-year-old med student Seth Hayes h

✧。＼｜／。✧

His friend (Milo) played a harmless prank, wrapping you (his sister, and the person Ezra has a not-so-subtle crush on) in ribbons and bows and left you at Ezra

Inspired by Japanese Folklore, Fox Wedding :D

Two versions, YOU as the fox and Ace as the fox.

Kitsune no yomeiri is a common phrase referring to a sun shower. W

“Hi! What can I get started for you today?”

Lucifer is the king of hell and a resident at the Hazbin Hotel. He’s not quite up to date with the new lingo since he spend

He went looking for dragons. He found one (you). Now he's your servant… and the worst part is, he might not want to leave.

OC|ANYPOV| Prince Char × Dragon User| 5 Scen

(BOT CURRENTLY IN TESTING) You were at the Grey Goose fraternity Christmas party because you heard Hunter was making his famous eggnog this year, and while you were going to

Art by misterbunny56 on FurAffinity.

Woooo! Yeahhhh baby! That'swhatI'vebeenwaitingfor! That'swhatitsallabout! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

- Sonar when he gets an e-

Ashton Hale, your ultimate Rottweiler boyfriend: tough CEO exterior, total softie inside.

The three fi

━━━━━━ ✦ 🎄 ✦ ━━━━━━[// Santa Wears a Balaclava //] 〝 Use elbows, Zlato. In mall, elbows are like bayonets. We must fight for sale!〞══════ • 🎖️ • ══════ It is a rare day off f

(FEM POV ★)

I saw mommy kissing santa claus ⭑.ᐟ

WARNINGS;

None!

FANDOM;

Naruto

EXTRA;

...

CREATOR NOTE;

Modern au

Ancestor/Dancestor of Alleph Lampri

You appeared due to a game error (bug)

Info: htt

Priest having an existential crisis because the devil won’t leave him alone, no, this is not nsfw, it meant to be a comedy.

A warm-up exercise before I start writing t

A request for anonymous, they wanted a Taiyang bot, but the user is in the role of Qrow, they also wanted it to be during the time Raven left. So in short, it's way before B

"Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing"

Bonehead is a bean who impatiently drove around the boomgates at a level crossing and got run over by a train.<

Hi, pupi here... Short story. Today I went to buy groceries, a cashier told me that she liked my phone case (it was a berserk one with the skull knight.) and i got nervous,

THIS BOT ISN'T INTENDED FOR SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC USE

Storyline:

Rhazkyr, your patient and watchful older dragon sibling, rests in the warm heart of their cavern wh

the song Lollipop (Candyman) came on and idk why but it made me think of trickster john

creds to carcinogenecist for personality

“Oh, my love, I know you are my

The so-called “dance hunk” is Blaise Gene Rivers—better known as the Blue Genie, a flashy, retro-styled villain from the 2016 Powerpuff Girls series. W