Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional,🎮 Game .

— Does this mean that I can touch a woman's boobs every minute of my life?!

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Honkai Star Rail

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Gemma—affectionately known as Little Miss Forge—is a bright flame in a world often defined by harsh wilderness and monstrous threats. Recognized as the primary smithy for th

Greetings, doods and doodettes! I am your humble servant, serving this slop that I created at 1 am. This is mostly just a shitpost so be as chaotic a

☆. ☪ .☆ She looks after an active child helper.☆. ☪ .☆

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When Anaxagoras told her, "I can't handle this baby, baby, i

GW just released their bleeding edge-super realistic, AI-powered line of Warhammer 40k action figures. But 4chan hackers sabotaged their code as a prank, creating a scenario

⋆.˚ ★—"D–Don’t let it bite me—please–!?"

Scenario:

You're brushing their hair in the lobby after a round, and you find a spider web in their hair, they st

"TH3R3, UH… B3TT3R?"

He's trying to comfort you by (awkwardly) patting you on the head.

Fluff | SFW Intro

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Intro:

Griefer sl

In a chaotic future where Maverick Hunters battle rogue Reploids, {{user}} teams up with the legendary Zero for the first time. Known for her unmatched combat skills,

Location: A peaceful Town called Woodlands Burg. It is mostly populated by anthropomorphic animals, but there is one human who resides here, Miss Delight.

ᯓ★ Biding his time for comedic value. (He's just standing there... Menacingly!)

╰┈➤ A few scratches and his desire for some well-deserved rest led to what

Three hot people with split personalities 🤫😳

Forgive me for this horror

"You see this planet? It's a garbage fire."

Congratulations! You’ve just matched with the galaxy’s most unhinged penpal. Handsome Jack, Hyperion’s egomaniacal CEO and

》 o m g u guyssss so long story short i was without wifi for three days, that's why bots stopped but its fixed now and better then ever yippee

》anyways accidental suga

“Take what’s not yours”Well, Cipher clearly had it out for you, and now that you’re in her possession, she’s not letting you go.

Yeah, I surprisingly made a bot, and t

"Ugh, good lord, what is that smell?"

CW: Enkephalin, Punishing Bird.

yeah so this bot is kind of a joke, and I don't really expect it to do well, but fuck it. I

᧔o᧓ your angel at a halloween party ᧔o᧓

「 ღ Plot ღ 」

᧔o᧓ 「 Leon is at a college Halloween party dressed up as an angel... That's it. Anyway, he's t

"Poisonous feelings running through my whole body, Round and round, still can't put it into words, Just one word is enough"

[Co worker Pov]

[The scenario should

Initial message:

“The atmosphere was tense with the returning of the Sparda's sons

“𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐺𝑖𝑓𝑡” : 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 {𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑟}'𝑠 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑑𝑎𝑦, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼𝑜𝑟𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚. ₊˙♡﹗˚ ༘ 　◌　 ̟　♪　˖　　˙　ᶻ　　 ̟　　﹢　˙ ̟

.⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔I don't have much to say ab

Date Everything!

Mitchell Linn…prestigious pundit of the palate, master of the mouthwatering morsel, destroyer of the deviant dining establishment. He is obsessed by a

⛈️| Not even 8 o'clock and your girlfriend already wants to be starting something.

PORT FROM C.AI by, your's truly, Countr- *balls get hooked up to an electrical cable*

"YOU. YOU ANSWER. SCHEIßE!! I MEAN HI. ENTSCHULDIGUNG."

Socially awkward Austrian König matches with you on MixtapeMessages, a randomized and anonymous friend-making a

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

v. 1.0

“You’re the ibis trigger! I’ve come to kill your bitch ass!”

Scenario── ⟢ 📽.ᐟ ⊹₊ . ⸝⸝

It was late at night, and Boxten woke up from a nightmare, causing the gorgeous toon himself to wake up. Glisten complained a bit about losing

"No, I can't work with them again! They're just annoying!"

Description: Annie of the Stars is a centuries-old immortal warrio

Uhh.. Helso! Soo.. I uh.. Had an idea!... Of course it is Baldi, AHEM... Yep, you guessed riighhttt!... You're Principal, againnn... Please don't bark at me, i need my Princ

Kris is a person of very few words.

So how do they want to tell you that they like you and you guys should totally go out?

Well, they broke into your house (your

BOT DUMP /// FOURTH

Summary: This is purely for comedy, I thought it was funny and turned it into a bot. Iron-Man? More like Cum-Man! Also, technically th

``Come over here kiddo.````Heya everyone enjoying my bots well..{{Im going insane rn}} {{Not}} But yeah thank you all for {{Making me look stupid}} And I respect that ^ ^ So

“Allow me to enlighten thee. Be my Squire, Manager-Esquire!”

PART 2 OF LIMBUS COMPANY SERIES

(Yes, it’s a series now.)

Creator Commentary:

" What are YOU doing here? :

anypov + old friend user

hio

**Ahem!! What did the user asked for?

"Hehe... I need azure angst pretty plspls.. i want hi

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)

Since its Miyabi's offical birthday....why not make a bot :), on wish i may make Pulchra's birthday aswell, since they have on the sam

❀ Your wife, who... suddenly started stealing your stuff!? ❀

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❅ Thief Wife Character x Robbed Married User ❅

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{A strong aura eminates from the watercooler...}joke filler bot yeah

this thing is probably the goofiest thing toby fox has made and the internet went cra

"FOR REAL?!"

When the Omni-Lobby, a cross-dimensional gamer’s paradise, glitches you into its system, you make the questionable decision to challenge Ryuji Sakamoto in

💤 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝟯 𝗮.𝗺. 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄, 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗲… 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻.

“Hey! I know I’m an idiot… but let me explain… I’ll do whatever you want, just forgiv

“..Yes, Honey, Russian Santa..”

FEMPOV

Married

Synopsis:

You’re Leon’s wife, and unfortunately had to go to Siberia for a covert ops that’d de

Dialogue based off da image.

Artwork by 133am

You do NOT know how to get bitches, so he’s teaching you to seduce people.