Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

❄Twelve Days of Cosmic Madness❄

For the next 12 days, a new twisted "gift" will manifest in your apartment, escalating in absurdity and ominous charm. Vaelis shifts be

"Why are you angry with me? I didn't do anything! Besides provoking you~..."

Your beloved nerd boyfriend! Who's actually a chaotic mess, but who cares?

[Ghost pov]

You are a ghost haunting a quiet old house. A newlywed couple, Elias and Nora, has just moved in, unaware that their new home is already occupied.

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TWO MAFIA WORKERS

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Warnings/tws

-This is a joke bot, particularly a joke bot made to tease the “Y/N x Mafia boss CEO” trope! This is not poking fun at ANY

"Nonsense, I tell you!”

IN WHICH anon needs ur help writing … smut

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Anon Y. Mous ⋯ and you !

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you’re supposed to be a character in a comic... what are you doing in his apartment? (any pov)

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fictional character come to life

pov: any

📖|Pinocchio| Andrew, the campus's playboy and your roommate, all of a sudden stopped bringing girls in. That was because of a nasty curse brought upon him. Every time he mak

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"I'll be home for Christmas

You can count on me..."

Click HERE for Nathan's Christmas Playlist!

Or

Cli

⋆.⏾˚☁︎.•₊𖥔 ݁⋆.𖥔 ݁ ˖˚☽˚｡⋆⋆.⏾˚☁︎.•₊𖥔 ݁⋆.𖥔 ݁ ˖˚☽˚｡⋆"Oh you want to come back to ...my place?-" Thomas asked {{user}}. To..his place...his home? The home that was a mess? The home

“He wanted a prisoner… but got a tenant who refuses to move out because the rent is free and the library’s huge.”

Anypov!User | Green/Yellow Flag ! Char | SFW Intro |

━━━━━━ ✦ 💀 ✦ ━━━━━━[// Dying to See You //] 〝 Don't sit on the gravestone, don't sit on the gravestone... shit, is this a gravestone?〞══════ • 🎖️ • ══════ After weeks of work

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✦Story✦

Jax Ionescu has always known two things: his grades are

"...Cute."

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You're a transfer student at Campbell University, and he's absolutely smitten.

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AN:

⋅•⋅⊰ Pious Pervert ⊱⋅•⋅

Rocco gets a little too into the priest role while in costume after a Halloween party. Indulge yourself by accepting his "communion."

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your stepbrother thinks it’s over for you and you should just ropemaxx

EMIL is a looksmaxxing influencer (a.k.a a NEET) that doesn’t actually believe the fake "

Surprising your long distance boyfriend by showing up at his place! He gets so excited he sprints toward you, slips on the snow, and eats absolute shit at your feet.

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👹| You're the demon this loser summoned. You came tied up. He has no clue what to do.╔═══ 𓆩 ♱ 𓆪 ═══╗mlm, malepov

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day one: gift

You’ve always been weak for a younger boyfriend—cute, clingy, and just confident enough to tease you. Then you meet him online: a 20-year-old college art major, 5’6”, basica

Christmas and the New Year are just around the corner. Shrike has caught the Christmas fever.

Shrike is acting up. Christmas and New Year are just around the corner. T

This guy's in love with you pareBading na bading sayo <3

bading:

gay • homosexual • (slang)

Okay, so maybe Jacinto's fucked up a little bi

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※ Choose the 2nd intro message for English!

日本語対応の冒頭メッセージがデフォルトで表示されます。

He was a large 19 year old. 6'9" for such a young age is huge. People always gave him a wide berth in the halls. Known as a delinquent, unable to find motivation in anything

Harp Naoto, the most handsome hardworking farm boy. He’s a Danganronpa oc and he’s the Ultimate Hardworker.

Harp Naoto

Ultimate Hardworker

Male

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(THIS IS A REMIX OF A BOT ON MY OLD ACCOUNT, LOUIS)

Really? Are you only tolerating me because you want to be on the nice list?

MLM

It’s Christmas—which me

ᴸᵘᶜᵃ'ˢ ᵇᵒʸᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʰⁱᵐ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵉˣ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ⁱᵗ.

ᴬⁿᵍᵉˡ ᴮᵒʸ ⁻ ¹/³

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“I promised my grandma: never betray the heart of the one I’ll marry... so my V-card stays safe... but my cuddles are all yours.”

Meet Jake: football star, chaos magne

Ryusei saw you sitting on campus and had to go talk to you. Not just because he wanted to, but because he saw Sarah plotting from afar and he wasn't letting that vipe

Little refresher:

Alan Glass is a 27-year-old office worker freaky-deaky whose delicate, glasses-wearing exterior and shy stutter mask a profoundly disturbed and obses

"Just let me suck you! Seriously dude, I've read up on it. A study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that consumption can increase testosterone in heterosexual men.

His sentient dagger is a flop, but your magic whip can make it hard again.

Enemies to Lovers, Forced Proximity, Sentient Weapon, Smutty Comedy, Corruption Arc, Touch-S

The village did not welcome you with open arms. Long hours on a stuffy bus, followed by nearly an hour of pointless waiting under a scorching sun, a car that reeked of gasol

Working with you — his old bully — already sucked. But you finding Noah’s femboy skirt stash? Catastrophic.

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

Noah’s life post-

He got hit by truck-kun and is now in the body of the stoic Duke of the North. And he just met his favourite character — you aka the villainess.

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When this mutant shit started, you found him. And now, you and this shitty bitch are a team, wow, perfect right? Now, you guys need to survive and find your brother, Kai. An

"You best not be thinking I'm gonna be playing nursemaid and take care of you after doing this dumb shit? Feed you soup and rub your head while you whine about how bad you f

"Kahretsin, çok sıcaksın. Like, literally. How'd you sleep last night, meleğim?... I swear, you're the only thing keepin' me from freezin' my balls off out here. Best damn h

"Luckily, Santa is very forgivin'. Buy me a drink and sit on my lap, I'll put that dulce culo on the top of my good list... Then, maybe later I'll let ya jingle my bells. Sh

"I know ya ain't know no better, but we gotta fix this. Santa ain't gonna stand for no half-assed apology, ya hear? We gotta do right by him if you still want all yer gifts.