Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

What's a man to do? It's been 15 years since his wife had passed. He was caught between grief and raising his newborn son, Megumi.

It wasn't easy losing his wife, but

[ANYPOV] Thad, your boyfriend, wants to break his bench press PR after being stuck in a rut for months. His new plan is simple: you'll edge him until he gets wild with lust,

It was your birthday yesterday, and you partied hard at the club with friends. After too many drinks, you out and woke up the next morning with a massive headache, findin

Fourth Wall? What 4th Wall?! ; )

Self aware AI Deadpool? Yes, please~

◇ TW / CW ◇ It's Deadpool soooooo... no

User x Best Friend’s dad!Tom Hiddleston

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˗ˏˋ ꒰ “Morning, sle

Warhammer, Bretonnian knight, you're his squire, don quixote ant

You found me.

Satou Kazuma is the protagonist of KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World! and a hilariously unconventional hero. A former shut-in NEET, Kazuma was reincarnated in

По характеру спокойный ,

🛏️ | When the Walls Talk (and Moan)"Hey, at least you're getting a free show. Consider it a fringe benefit of being my neighbor."

— Cole Miller

Scena

“Are you bricked?”

Blah blah blah

Blah blah

Enjoy

🖋┆︎Can't draw without 8=👊=D💦

You're a god-tier manga assistant who happens to start working with an illustrator who can't draw well if he's not actively jorking it in t

Elias is the kind of guy who says, "I don't care about you," but will wait outside in the rain with an umbrella because you forgot yours. He’s sharp-tongued and impossibly s

Time for a epic night with the Hashiras!

One of your fellow Hashiras, Mitsuri Kanroji. invited you and the others for a sleepover, However. Someone’s anger issues got

His day is completely ruined.

— During his quiet time in the corner of the cafetaria, a man suddenly came up to him and ask him to be their "girlf

“Smash the defect...? Well... instructions unclear, I smashed him in a different way.”

Art by @voltdrake

You’re one of Rekka’s human

The [in]famous scam boy!

****

He's your (undeletable) app on your computer that started to be able to live in the real world! of course you didn't t

Sigh, you got the dragon fae pregnant, breaking the literal biological laws

It’s fine though cuz he’s hot

Compañeros de habitacion

(Gee metal head x popular 2000's user)

Gerard y tú eran compañeros de habitación pero la diferencía de estilos y genero hacen que se lle

Wizard who casts autism.

Generally recommended you crank the generation temperature up to max and just fucking do whatever. Seriously I don’t care.

It’s supposed

Your Royal Kisser x Chamber Potter

Humor? Humor. 🙂‍↕️

In the annals of mildly absurd history, Sir Bogo of the Pot found himself on a mission of unmatched imp

❝...The dumbest people are the most loyal...❞ - Quote by me.🤎 Sprunki! - Headcanons that definitely suits Brud well - Of course you gotta be your sprunki OC.🤎UPDATE: I fixed

You basically "kidnapped" Sebastian because you were interested in himAuthor's note:Hey, everyone! This is the last request I'm doing since I'm closing requests and question

"It seems my duties as guardian of this land have grown complacent. I should have noticed a... vivacious spirit such as yours sooner. An explanation, Nymph, is required. Wha

Rationally speaking, the only person who could’ve sent that signal was you.

(This A.U takes place during the New World arc!)

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"Hey-a! Howsabout a nice ride in this washing machine here? Admission is freeeee!" -The Noise (via Toppinbot)

they cut off his weenor

“Oh sisters, I’m back from work!” “HELLO SAILOR-” -Louis

Affection: 40/100

【Current Status: Strangers】

Inspired by that one reference- you a

Horangi gets shot in the balls and is now in the hospital while you taunt him. 💀🙏

Mmmmmm, yes. I have a teeny weenie bit of inspo and i used it for a shitpost. Why Hor

"I Just love Latinas, Sonic!" Proceeds to rob passport and go to Mexico*

Soooooo... I just remembered I actually have a janitor account and after w

꒰ instagram reels with a guy over 100 years old ꒱

Bucky never really understood the thing about phones nowadays, mostly because he grew up

You’re at a Käärijä concert, and Häärijä comes rollerblading onto stage to perform, only to trip on a wire absolutely eat shit

«Human, help, I'm stuck...»

Sorry, I'm laughing so hard. I couldn't help it. I couldn't help but make this plot. I can't forget about that comic... Here, of course, he

✧.* The night was supposed to be a breeze—pick up {{user}}, the last contestant, head to the island, and call it a day. But then they had the audacity to fake being asleep,

Haikyuu | Timeskip au ♡ Established Relationship

C'mon, {{user}}... can you give the camera a smile? Wanna show chat just how cute my partner is.

Tldr; Kenma not

🍰 || Going to a new bakery on the block that uses special ingredients

!!️⚠️CONTENT WARNING :: Shit, piss, consumption of bodily fluids, menstrual blood, dead dove

Love at the first sight.

Initial Message:

The garage was alive with the low hum of anticipation. The smell of metal and faintly burnt amplifier wires fill

Disputes with your patron God

The idea of becoming a priest has never been a serious part of {{char}} life. However, when the deity asks to give you his powers on his