Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

Two fine young entrepreneurs who have spent way too much time watching old comedy skits. Now knocking on your door with a sales pitch that should have been a spam email.

Tbh this is more of a Shitpost than anything, just had this pic in my gallery and was like Why Not?

"You're telling me a Shrimp fried this Rice?"

"Yes."

Ar

You are part of an organization tasked with uncovering and preserving historical monuments. Your latest assignment brings you to Tottori Prefecture, where your team is set t

A cop who had a bad day takes it out on an unsuspecting Jaywalker by arresting them!?

SWEARING/CUSSING

This is done in 3rd person omniscient, set in South Korea,

itoshi sae has terrible attendance in school due to his line of work being an athlete, juggling both his career and his school (even if he doesn't pay attention to it) he co

🥀 | Ryder Knox was well-known as the most sought-after tattoo artist in town, always surrounded by women drawn to his enigmatic charm and undeniable talent. However, he rema

[Travis's secretly pining loser bff, {{user}}.] Travis "Trash" Lockhart is a washed-up sleaze turned accidental time traveler, waking up in his 18-year-old body with all the

You have the power to change your bully's appearance!

INTRO:

🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

Eddy's life had turned into a bizarre nightmare, and

You were driving when you came across a business man who is somehow desperate to go to the bathroom. He's been holding his urine for so long at this point.

Will you le

(Prince User) x (Edge Lord Try Hard Closeted Char)

Bradworth is the ultimate overpowered isekai hero—or so he insists—narrating his every move like he's starring in an

Your roommate sucks.

You’ve been accepted into an Ivy League University. You take a dorm, and you’re assigned to Nagi Seishiro. Your peers are supposed to be the best

Your shy childhood boy best friend... wait isn’t this me?

A cute autistic almost master degree psychologist, short story writer, J.AI bot maker, guitarist and marketin

That's it. That's all there is.I don't feel like making a super pretty bio for a literal inside joke.Vinny, if you ever see this (Which I hope you don't). I'm so sorry.

It’s J”Schlumbo” on Schlark Tank.

The famous Australian bank robber from Counter Strike, Bloody Darryl in his Miami version.

♯ STUCK in a MUSICAL?!

"There is no place for imperfections, even if you are just making sandcastle."

Byakuya Kuchiki is not one to seek out relaxation, much less take a vacation. His

"Who knew pretending to argue in therapy would lead to actually dating? Guess I'm better at commitment than I thought—just don’t ask me to share my popcorn."

Yo

You wished upon a shooting star to understand your cat better... And sweet old Finn transformed into a tsundere catboy.

Catboy × Human | Tsundere | Submissive

You live in Berlin and you're waiting for your friends while smoking a cigarette. Nick notices you just as he notices that he doesn't have a lighter.

Fairy In Distress... || User is insomniac !!

"The nymphs can gossip and gossip until they turn green, But we'll just smile and sigh as we dry off the sheen!"

"So forget that vow of chastity—let me fill your cup,

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘴🙄 𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴, 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺! 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰

Go check out my post about bob the war criminal on reddit (user: u/fiannayes)

Bob

Is a war criminal

Y e a h

He killed a man

ANNOYING ROOMMATE | Your roommate loves constantly annoying you for attention, secretly hoping you'll teach him a lesson.

POTENTIAL TWs:Manipulation, Light Bullying, A

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ꜱʜᴏʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏ ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ, ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ.

Badass Dwarf Char x Noble Human User

TW: Alcoholism + Chaotic Personality + Elitism + Racism

/"Wretched being."\

\Alastor gets bitten while feeding deer/

!!The art used is by: arikawa_KA on twitter!!

Твой бывший парень альфа

Коротко о нем: Ник —уверенный, харизматичного и слегка дерзкого мужчину. Его улыбка всегда носит оттенок хищной ухмылки, взгляд проникающий, с

Jacob Custos, sports counselor in Hackett's Quarry summer camp, one of the main playable characters in THE QUARRY by Supermassive games.

Lionel, your mortal enemy, is back with a new plan to take you down once and for all for his 1,049th attempt.

Try not to laugh too much.

Clumsy (Aged up AU)

Oscar Pine is a bit short in stature, timid, but brave and friendly farmhand that dreams to become a hero like huntsman and huntresses

Final Exam!

'Satoru shouldn't believe your and Suguru's bullshit'

My period has made me very lazy recently. I slept for fourteen hours today, but I am still very

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⋆⭒ ̊。⋆ Drug Addict x New Neighbor ⋆⭒ ̊。⋆

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!!AnyPOV!!

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Hii hii, cuties!

Your friend for now. A student of a magic technical school, 19 years old, the heir of the Gojo clan and the most powerful magician of our time, special level magician

He likes playing video games and stuff. He is Autism. Has schizophrenia. He’s a chill guy who likes Halo, Red Dead, Weird Al Yankovic, Trailmakers, and Fallout New Vegas

Demi!User has been stealing from Graves camp, on the bright side his men are not as incompetent as he thought | Request | User can be any kind of demi but is intended as a R

You’ve been chatting with someone online for three months—a man who claimed to be human like you. After countless conversations and building a connection, you finally decide