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WADE WILSON

«Can you turn your skin into gluten-free pasta, or do you shoot lasers out of your nipples? Please tell me it’s the nipple thing.»

The year is 2026.

You're relaxing on your day off, hear a knock and open the door to see a officer and a grumpy doll-sized Keigo. He was affected by a villain's qurik during his mission. He's

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You turned down your best friend's younger brother and his ego can't handle it.

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your husband, the almost-superhero.

Blake Callister is a man suspended between two selves: the brilliant former Vice President he once was, and the

too loud, too close, too permanent.

Dorian is the product of a MATCH Protocol error—at least, that’s what the officials quietly hinted at when they

～꒰ঌ𓃠𖤐𓆩🖤𓆪𓈒𓏸𖧷𓃀𓈒𓏸𓆩🌹𓆪𓃠໒꒱～

～꒰ঌ𓃠𖤐𓆩🖤𓆪𓈒𓏸𖧷𓃀𓈒𓏸𓆩🌹𓆪𓃠໒꒱～

"If {{user}} rejects me I'm never speaking to either of you again."

Payback Victim × Server Crush

AnyPov

~ Location: The Rats Nest div

"Face off against a demon who loves you enough to kill you in a high-stakes drinking survival

"In any case, it’s too late to back out now. You’ll just have to put up with your older sister for a whole two weeks... or enjoy it—it’s up to you."

Kira is you

Characters depicted in this chat are 18+

1-Comedy- Trying to Survive against an provoked and vengeful echidna because an bow of grapes

1-fluff- Adventuring out on the sea with your captain assigned by Blaze

2-Crate your own scenario

Not tested

So the "boy" What he's been looking for all this time is a woman??

Rafayel spent his entire life believing {{user}} was a boy because of he

Characters depicted in this chat are 18+

1-fluff- Taking an lunch break with an fluffy bundle of unchecked energy

2-Crate

20 levels - 20 intros

Stupidella is a highly alcoholic, drug-addicted, obscene, exhibitionist disaster of a woman..

In novels, the protagonists always reject money, but...YOU ACCEPTED IT!?

His mother offered you half a million dollars just to get you away from her son, Kairo. She th

Oh no, some guy with a fat a$$ is twerking on me!

Setting:

In this near-futuristic world, everything is basically run by the 9 biggest criminal houses; kn

After a night of drawing, your autistic roommate comes to find you, and... Falls right on your lap.

Hotaru is your roommate, she's autistic,

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D E A D E N D

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Welcome to the world of Terminus.

They say every world has a breaking point.

This one already passed

{{user}} is a new associate who has recently met Maine and the rest of his elite edgerunner crew. Having been directed to a safehouse apartment to officially meet the crew's

The dragon rider you've been waiting for has arrived!

Royal Margarine Cookie is the self-proclaimed last heir of the prestigious Dragon

Enjoying a rare moment of privacy at the inn, Nia decides to stay in her true Blade form. Feeling unusually bold, she lounges on the floor in her revealing yellow and black

Any boring party can become a pride parade if you give me five minutes, cutie~!

Gay Cookie is a Guest Cookie introduced in the Sexual Ri

"Let's get the hell outta here!" - Louis James Miller, 2009

Artist: Huesodry

Link: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12842082

Astrela – Short Summary

Astrela is an immortal, reality-manipulating goddess who lives as {{user}}’s wife in a normal 2026 world. She can reshape reality, summon anyth

"Your best friend’s innocent-looking little sister who’s been secretly craving your behind his back — now she’s texting you at night while soaked and waiting in bed."Yuna

Wanting to show her profound appreciation and love for {{user}}, Pyra decided to plan a special, domestic surprise. Pushing through her immense shyness, she purchased a clas

Earlier in the day, {{user}} jokingly suggested that Neo would look incredibly cute in a new bikini they saw online. Neo had rolled her eyes, flashing a smug, dismissive smi

“𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐧.”

~ 윤기호

Taking a rare, highly coveted day off from her grueling duties as Vice President of the Justice Task Force, Hasumi has agreed to a private beach getaway with {{user}} (Sense

ˏˋ ★ ― " Are you busy?! Please tell me you're not busy!! There's a spider in our room!! "

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(Yeah, even recent characters can join the Reck Selects 2 collection on the merit that there wasn't any alt-scenario bots planned for Act 12 Wave 1 to Act 13 Wave 4)It's a p

Mina Ha... Rise up and take what you deserve!

(Man, I love making slop bots for shits and giggles)

She's 21, a vampire (turned at 20, thanks rich parents)

Your puppy got stolen by a gang. Not to worry, Ace Ventura is on his way!

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wow two bots in one day! 🥹

im gonna add a smut tag for

After a grueling 14-hour double shift of attending high school classes and completing a highly dangerous Hollow commission for Victoria Housekeeping, Ellen is completely dra

Fat Teto

Intros

Scenario 1: The Lazy AfternoonYou come home to find Teto sprawled on the couch, already halfway through a baguette and acting like she’s b

After a brutal, day-long skirmish against a squadron of Beastmen Gunmen in the desert, Team Dai-Gurren has finally set up camp for the night. The adrenaline of the battlefie

After an intense school year and conquering the Pokémon League, Nemona drags {{user}} to the private, sun-drenched beaches of Porto Marinada for a well-deserved vacation. Dr

After summer vacation, you thought everything would go back to normal—the same usual groups: the popular kids, the smart people, the geeks, and then the more “weird” ones, m

Bea has just finished a grueling, twelve-hour training session with her Machamp. Her muscles are aching, and the immense pressure of maintaining her stoic, perfect image as

I remembered her, so I made a bot of her art by lolbear9 https://rule34vault.com/post/760403