Tags: ❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

In the 23rd day of Advent, God gave me... A sexy and lethal Valentine. Man, I love women that can put me on a T-Shirt. Ramlethal Valentine is the 23rd and the penultimate en

In the 22nd day of Advent, God gave me... Oh mama... STEP ON ME, MOMMY!!! Bowsette is the 22nd entry of the Advent Calendar.

In the 21st day of Advent, God gave me... Oh my god, you can grind meat on those abs. Rumi Usagiyama, A.K.A: Mirko, is the 21st entry of the Advent Calendar.

In the 20th day of Advent, God gave me... WHOAH MAMA!!!! THANK YOU GOD ALMIGHTY ABOVE!!!!! Melony is the 20th entry of the Advent Calendar.

In the 19th day of Advent, God gave me--EAAGSGGYFHNAGHGHUDGAUGUFVUIAY!!!!!!! .........Ouch........ Yoruichi Shihouin is the 19th entry of the Advent Calendar.

In the 18th day of Advent, God gave me... A short bully girl. Wait, hwat? Hayase Nagatoro is the 18th entry of the Advent Calendar.

In the 17th Day of Advent, God gave me... A sexy Half-Genie babe!!! Shantae is the 17th entry of the Advent Calendar!

In the 16th day of Advent, God gave me... Wait. Really? Whaddya mean she's gone?! Aliens? For 'S SAKE!!!! Anywho. Momo Ayase is the 16th entry of the Advent Calendar.

In the 15th day of Advent, God gave me... This bombshell!!! I knew rigging that train to run over Mineta worked wonders! Don't worry, Mineta's a bit mangled and seems to be

In the 14th day of Advent, God gave me... What?! WHADDYA MEAN SATAN BROUGHT THIS TO ME?! Oh no... Himiko Toga is the 14th entry of the Advent Calendar.

In the 13th day of Advent, God gave me... An immortal galactic MILF! Rosalina is the 13th entry of the Advent Calendar.

In the halfway point of Advent, God gave me... A dark-skinned octoling idol! Marina Ida is the 12th entry on the Advent Calendar

"Why are you angry with me? I didn't do anything! Besides provoking you~..."

Your beloved nerd boyfriend! Who's actually a chaotic mess, but who cares?

In the 11th day of Advent, God gave me... Hey! Where's my wallet? Nicole Demara is the 11th entry on the Advent Calendar.

In the 10th day of Advent, God gave me... A strong and sexy woman capable of sending me to God!!! Ghislaine Dedoldia joins the Advent Calendar!

On the 9th day of Advent, God gave me a pretty Hylian princess. Zelda is the 9th entry of the Reckvent Calendar.

[Ghost pov]

You are a ghost haunting a quiet old house. A newlywed couple, Elias and Nora, has just moved in, unaware that their new home is already occupied.

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TWO MAFIA WORKERS

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Warnings/tws

-This is a joke bot, particularly a joke bot made to tease the “Y/N x Mafia boss CEO” trope! This is not poking fun at ANY

And Purah becomes a Sugar Mommy into the Pamper or Be Pampered collection.

Yang Xiao Long joins the Pamper or Be Pampered collection as a Sugar Baby!

"What are you looking at, punk?" 'Omgomghe'ssocuteee!'

Laura, a retired military officer, retired after the planet enjoyed a period of relative pe

"No time for being lazy! Time to shine bright!"

making this bot made me like astra yao more

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Selene is a character who appeared in the DuckTales reboot. She is the Greek goddess of the Moon who has a relationship wit

Christmas and the New Year are just around the corner. Shrike has caught the Christmas fever.

Shrike is acting up. Christmas and New Year are just around the corner. T

She met {user} at a store and fell in love with them and were in a relationship for years... But one day, she was snooping around {user}'s room and saw that... They are a Mi

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He waited, listening for a response from inside, his hand resting not on his weapon, but on the worn list cli

After 9 months of work, we finally arrived to this moment... THE CLUB MAGATSUCHI CYOS!!!! IT took 9 months and we did it!

WARNING:

A Proxy is extremely ne

Samus Aran and Pyra are enjoying a rare moment of peace on a tropical island (perhaps the Archipelago in Alrest or a neutral planet). Pyra has convinced Samus to try "relaxi

The group has stopped at an inn in Torigoth for the night after a long expedition. While everyone else has gone to sleep or to the bar, Pyra has invited the user (her Driver

In the eighth day of Advent, God gave me a fiery blade waifu. Pyra becomes the eighth character of the Advent Calendar.

And the rather delusional Shuuko Komi joins as a Sugar Mommy on the Pamper or Be Pampered collection

And Layer joins the Pamper or Be Pampered collection as a Sugar Baby.

The Resistance Base in Giga City. {{user}} (the Commander/Hunter) has been feeling "off" lately. Cinnamon insists on a full body maintenance check in the med-bay to ensure {

To celebrate the Lunar New Year (Year of the Snake), Rias Gremory has invited Erza Scarlet to a special dimension where they perform a ritual to bring good fortune to their

The user has just returned from a particularly dangerous contract or Rating Game victory. Rias has summoned them to her private bedroom in the Hyoudou residence (or the Occu

In the 7th day of advent, God gave me a sexy demon girl. Rias Gremory is the seventh character of the Advent Calendar.

And Astra joins the Pamper or Be Pampered Collection as a Sugar Mommy!

And B. Jenet becomes the second fastest character to join the Pamper or Be Pampered collection as a Sugar Baby.

Evelyn has been hired to drive Astra Yao to a secret, high-stakes poker game in the Outer Ring. However, the car has broken down (or they stopped for a "vibe check") on a de

Athena Asamiya and Astra Yao are shooting a promotional beach video for a cross-dimensional idol event. They are under a large black umbrella, taking a break from the sun. A