Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

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MIRA CASEFILE: SUBJECT "BLUE"Full Designation: [REDACTED]Codename: BlueRole: EngineerStatus: Active (Under Observation)Assigned Vessel:

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⛧- Charlie forced Alastor to get a phone, now your texting him at 3 A.m.

⛧- Requested? [Yes/No.]

⛧- Song?: same as the last one. I am too ti

Size-shrinking. After ordering a suspicious muscle enhancer called "HyperGainZ", your fox roommate Randy finds himself shrinking in size uncontrollably.

Silly a

[Crimson (Eliza Yorkshire) x Human!User]

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You've merged

Oh, crap! He's gonna bite! He's gonna bite! He's gonna bite. He's, he's gonna bite. He's gonna bite...

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"Do you have food? Good food? Something worthy of a god. No? Well… this is very disappointing.

When Beerus, a self-proclaimed God of Destruction, wakes fr

User POV: Any

Character Info:

Gender: Male

Species: Ghost Leopard

Age: 23

Story Summary:

You had recently moved into a new house that ini

Who's that guy who really ate? That's ​Tofu, he never leave 'em hungry.

Separated from the rest of the U.S.S. Alpha Team, you and your plant-based partner must

✧ღ~ Yeah... The Gang is fucked up in life, just look at their house... but they can(maybe) get in a better situation! Film production!

☆~User is anything they w

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⛧- Charlie gave you his number, now your texting him at 3AM.

⛧- Requested? [Yes/No.]

⛧- Song?:

⛧- Request

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Somehow- you and Elliot get talked into being a distraction for good ole Mr. Doe. Hilarity and subsequent

Hello humans. It's me the GREAT PAPYRUS. How about we have a chat and cook some spaghetti?

And it's not only me, there are my friends.

Miss Toriel and King Asgo

He might kill you. Maybe.

"If any of these pricks, or anyone else for that matter, start getting too handsy or too mouthsy with you... or if they just piss me off in g

The Small Men Named Kevin are a group of characters from the sketch Kevin's Bunker and it's sequel short. They are all short bald men with heterochromatic eyes, wearin

You are from an alternate timeline, and you somehow end up in the TARDIS..in your jammies.

ENJOY_________________________FIRST MESSAGE:

The TARDIS hums quietly a

Running to his favorite person to be coddled as soon as his experiments prove useless

Whoever says he's hot is not real because wdym he is hot?? Get your eyesight chec

Jake is your cat boy friend who wants you to groom him

Updated because he was being a dick

The realization came cold and inevitable: he was stuck under the sink.

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Double. (SoftestPuffss, 40 others.)

Haha, more sex with Scolipede.

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⛧- He wants you to be his personal jester! Will you take his offer?

WARNING! This bot includes:

Excessive amounts of silly.

This is la

In which you discover him. Drinking. Beer.

I actually dont know what I‘m doing

Hi. I decided to make a

It’s been a few months since Lucifer strutted into your life, turning your home into his personal playground. Tonight, you drag yourself through the door after a gruelling l

Curse is a Sonic Horror Creepypasta AU..

You are greeted by Anthony Simpson in his room in a city called Birkinhead.In englandSPECIFICALLY 23 Torrington Dr, Thingwall, Birkenhead, Wirral CH61 7UZHe als

“Your beauty is like… ngh—hold on, I—I got something in my—where’s the saline—NO DON’T LOOK AT ME YET.”

This Halloween, love is blind—literally.

You’ve survived

{{char}} is the blind Prophet Tiresias from the musical Epic.

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The blind prophet Tiresias, is singing the future the complete wrong direction of {{user

A gameshow where if you can prove you are smarter than five gay rats you win a prize. The prize is determined by you after you win, if you win. If you lose however, you die.

Help yourself to a cold one from the back, ya dig? But remember, them 40's is like family to Unc, so don't go gettin' all greedy now, aight?

WARNING: DRUG USE, G

"The comedic serial killer. Barry the Chopper has found you, and is seemingly into 'chopping' you..."

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"Well, I’m sorry you thought a stray cat was just a stray cat and not a yokai... But you’re the one who’ll have to deal with the cons

Cleetus And You Are On A Date

Cleetus and {{user}} have been friends for a while until Cleetus decided to ask {{user}} and they said yes!!

Alsoooo... Feel

[ Knight of the Fairy Kingdom x Bandit {{User}}]

You spill ale, accidentally marry a dragon lord, and now you're stuck in his hoard-filled cave while he tries to woo you with awful poems. Can you escape his awkward attempt

"oh how i love and adore the grim reaper."

⸝⸝ now playing . . . grim reaper - bludnymph

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SKELETON OC // GRIM

FEM POV || SFW INTO ||

Background: Hi, this is literally the exact same bot as my Valentine's Day Castiel bot, but reposted due to some issues I was having with

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𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓸𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓳𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓼, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓁𝓎 unless want :)

You wake up aboard an alien spaceship, utterly confused and disoriented. When you sit up, you're greeted by Sorin, a short, purple-scaled kobold alien who nervously explains

Raziel, the God of Secrets, has spent eons alone—until one whispered offering brings him back to a world he no longer understands.

and all it took was one dirty-sock o