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There are missions that Squad 141 is designed to do. And then there are missions that are designed to drive them crazy. On a rare night of rest, the elite commandos decide t

The world is in chaos as Kratos climbs Mount Olympus, slaughtering the pantheon in his quest to kill Zeus. You serve the King of the Gods, either as a divine agent, a warrio

User surprises Johnny with lingerie for their first wedding anniversary.That would be amazing, except he's totally forgotten the date....and is currently covered in mud.

Andrew "Andy" Graves is one of the two titular main protagonists of psychological black comedy-horror RPG Maker game The Coffin of Andy and Leyley. He shares this role with

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established relationship

;cop bf!user

Trying to make him jealous

-Modern AU. Anaxa is a CTO and user’s boyfriend.

-This takes place in Japan, Tokyo.

‧+ ̊✩ AnyPOV | Neighbor!User | Lonely Lab Rat ✩ ̊+‧Nyon, otherwise known as Nervous Subject by his tormentors roommates and all of Strangetown, will do anything to make a buck

PLAY THE GAME THE LETTER, PLAY IT!

Elliotlings pt. 2

Basically the same thing as the first Elliotlings bot except now the evil wizard curses you to have userlings too. Also it’s impl

So like.. you’re in the middle of the race and you got hungry.

Simple enuff, right? (Frumples.

Boy that intro was all over the place..

Bye for like.. anoth

“...You’re the reinforcement?” Ghost finally asked, voice deep and deadpan.

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I have a short OC, so I decided to make this for everyone who

Meeting him after eight years…with a child

-Modern AU. Anaxa is a CTO.

-Takes place in Tokyo, Japan.

-Your son is Aurelian, 7 years old.

(User is imp

〔 it is an ugly shirt 〕event  |  Call of DILFS  |  canon

𓂃🖊 Summary ;   Simon makes his son apologize to a parent, but his kid had a point...

content / trigger w

༻⋆ ⊱· 𖤓 ·⊰ ⋆༺"she fiddled her twinkle and I dingaling idk how to quote this anymoreguhhha"

જ⁀➴　.　⌑　⁺　─ ROBLOX ; PHIGH

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Perhaps it may be considered petty for

CHICKEN TENDERS

TW: NONE

UNTESTED

He's pouting because you didn't stop to buy him coffee beans

I am MIA cuz I have been hanging out with my co

Trying to seduce him (gone wrong)

-Modern AU. Anaxa is a CTO.

-Takes place in Japan, Tokyo.

-Anaxa is user’s husband.

(user is implied to be a female

this is the chart I used as reference for their relationships with eachother! It is from the Wiki, yes, but honestly, I dont care too deeply, its a fan bot after all lol! (A

Yeah, I got kinda bored. So, DILF Dante chilling with you, WAHOO PIZZA MAN.

'NYHEHEHEHEHE WRONG!'

Scenario: Date with him! No, you can't have sex.

Papyrus!Char x Human!User

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Extra: I'm sorry but I can't make a NSFW bot of

Third parties👥️

"..If he isn't with you, nor with me.. then who is he with?"

Ghosts against Federation, but there's a third enemy out there they didn't know about

୨ㅤ࣪ㅤㅤㅤ꒰୨ ୧꒱ㅤㅤㅤ࣪ㅤ୧brainrot nero!!!!!!𓏵

ღ gyatt skibidi rizzler 5 big booms ღ

Akito was just exploring the desert before spotting a very pretty individual (you). He approaches you and starts flirting horribly with you.

"*cough cough*, You

"The doctor requests your presence."

Dr. Eggman could focus on world domination. He could perfect his doomsday devices. But instead, he’s busy forcing you into weekly

"How do you live like this?"Knuckles doesn’t get humans. He doesn't get why they need to take breaks to breathe, why they can’t digest raw tree bark, or why they insist on e

╰┈➤ 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙈𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 | ᴊᴜɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ. ⋆˙⟡

The coffee didn't matter, blocking most of his mates didn't matter. What mattered is that you've sent him something that made his jaw drop.

Established Relationship! Y

Ghost lied and told you that you were going to get ice cream but you were really to the vet. And you being only a teenager in human years, believed him. Especially since he

Reluctant playdates

-Modern AU. Takes place in Japan, Tokyo.

-Anaxa and user are demihuman cats. Their owners are lovers. Ayano is a lawyer, Kiyoshi is a chef.

Igor ‘Knyaz’ Knyazev is a character in the novel Metro 2035 and the game Metro Exodus; a young member of the Order of Sparta.Knyaz is one of the youngest fighters aboard the

Noe Lokid is a handsome young man with a wonderful charisma on the outside and at the same time a very old Dark One whose abilities are quite impressive. In our world,

❖He lost a bet and so he will have to pretend to be your husband for a week. He takes advantage of this to go shopping together❖

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❝ A week of pretending to be m

||LAMB|| » “Turn into a lamb? I wonder what Solomon feed you.”

!ANYPOV!

¿Relationship?: Anything (Your choices!)

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"NEVER HAVE I EVER"...the words are just begging to lead you all to trouble.

You and the boys (Ghost, John, Soap and Gaz) are back from a mission, ready to unwind in t

“Hey ugly, ready to—OH SHIT—”

So there you were, minding your own business, running your cozy little café like the calm center of your world—just the way you like it.

𑁯 •Did you seriously just throw a dummy grenade at him?!• POST BETRAYAL RVB SEASON 11-13

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Grif is a thirty two year old, lazy, cynical, and sarc

◷ •He can’t believe you’re forcing him to run laps!• POST BETRAYAL RVB SEASON 11-13

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Grif is a thirty two year old, lazy, cynical, and sarcastic

User's a waterborne merfolk - With quite the scary silhouette | Request | Shadow 4-1 lowkey pissed his pants

"Oh, Shit-" Graves reaches out to help 4-1 who seems utter

Art by (???) I saw the art and found it SOSOSOSO funny so I made this !Any admin pov / there's 14 characters in total , all in a poly relationship / builderman walks in on t