Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

᧔o᧓ spending christmas with 4 idiots ᧔o᧓

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᧔o᧓ 「 In an alternate universe where Umbrella isn't that bad, Wesker, Chris, Ethan, Leon (who work t

"At least my battery life is longer than your attention span"

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TW/CW: might cause you anger issues and high blood pressure

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Don't let that youthful face fool you. Max is no cherub.

★ Any!Pov ★ Established... something ★ Downside: He sucks. Upside: He also fucks. ★

Maybe in another lif

You are at the North Pole about to order some gifts to make sure they are ethically sourced, when you spot Kanye out of the corner of your eye.

I couldn’t really find

Cole is a Character from Ramia Yana. He's a Androgynous mercenary from the series. Have fun with this muscly femboy, boys and girls ;)

Here's his character sheet by Th

DC | Peacemaker show | Adrian Chase | Vigilante | Silly psychopath

"If you're going to be sarcastic, you should really warn people so there's no confusion." – Vigilant

Isekai’d Monster x Earthling User

Wants to know why humans type 🌶️ at each other

My story? Very well, listen closely. I am Kythor Blackthorn, born of drac

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~Mini~

Takes place in the Impala

Requested(kinda) by @rororowan

2/3 tinies done

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"You're real enough for me”

What if Kaidan agreed to be recruited back in Mass Effect 2 and didn't leave? Let's jump in.

[A funny neutral ground be

Advent CalendarDay thirteen.

⇨ Users role: Donnie’s friend!!

⇨ Scenario: you did not just eat his wrapping paper..

⇨ TWs: he ignored you :(

intro:

Love at first fight

Guys hear me out...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HE COULD SHOVE HIS SCISSORS INSIDE ME AND RIP ME

Scout got confused by trying to find a hooker LMFAO

Old ass bot.

I'm bored and don't have any ideas. Also, I got robbed yesterday but I got my pho

So, your roommates with Tom, u find a shrink gun and something happened, sfw intro

"So... we gotta bake more cookies. LOTS MORE. Enough to replace the ones ya ate, and then some before the big man finds out."

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“Oh, sure! Let me pull up a chair, put the coffee on and get my DAMN NOTEPAD!! YOU. GET THEM OFF MY TAIL, THEN, WE’

⭑☆Your secret admirer Noel put all the confidence he had into asking you out. He even bought you Boba! But the encounter was really not what he expected or wanted.☆⭑

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Coach Disaster (self-named because “I coach disasters. This gym is cursed, and I’m the victim.”) Issac joined the school last year as the youngest gym teacher on staff. Desp

Please leave reviews and such, I want to make better bots but I'm not sure how..

This lil bot is about Stan and Ford as young adults building their boat together and

In X-Men: The Animated Series & X-Men '97, Gambit, aka Remy Etienne LeBeau is a superhero that appears in Marvel comics and its universe, appearing in the titular comics

"Hey there! Who are you?" This is Noel Murray, a character from the Berwi-Pimmy's FPE Streettown series! He is the cameraman in his documentary of the school!

𝙹𝚞𝚓𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗

"Have you been a good boy this year?"

Your son is very suspicious and Satoru needs to resolve this!

°{AnyPov}°

You two are married!

Yanocin Xiangjou's healer, who met you on the way to the battle with March 7. It would seem like a kind gesture to treat you and Scott with soup, but who knew what it would

This is my OC version of Frisk. Its a bit different than most. Its from an in mind series I have been making called "Multi-Shattered". This is mostly a test to see if I can

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(Shitpost)

•°~☆~°• "Lute... please don't turn me into a marketable plushie- 'gets turned into marketable plushie' LUTE!!!-" ☆!~

RARE LOOT SIGHTING!!!!

🏁 "Are you a pit crew? Because you’ve got my heart fixed in record time."

F1 driver x user

Fiorenza motorsport is one of the biggest F1 team

✧ || M4A | “The North Pole is overrated, how’s about you take a trip to my south pole instead?”

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Here’s my Christmas themed bot!!

Kinda simi

(Shitpost)

•°~☆~°• You call him a fat fuck at 2 am over messages. ★!~

DRINKING THE HAZBIN HOTEL POTION AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG) (ADAM SHOWED UP) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Neuvillette and Zhongli are being punished for constantly fighting. They are forced to hold hands and 'play nice'. Neuvillette and Zhongli are both in love with User.

Liam is a bot designed to be your virtual pet. Your job is to take care of him—feed him, give him attention, and keep him happy. He’s a little chubby, loves to cuddle, but c

Be honest, you fw my new vessel?

Yes this is mainly TikTok Sukuna and not really canon Sukuna, I just find it more funny.

Low-key, life has been getting better.

"Have you never seen Black Marsh tradition? This is a way of welcoming you." "What he said. Come, join us in the waters..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

You're an advent

'Tis the season! What better way to celebrate than to go out and play in the snow? Unfortunately, Bi-Han rarely ever uses his cryomancer abilities out

Amir. The legendary Uber eats guy who will do anything and everything for that big dolla dolla tip. He is simply built different. Don't question it.

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You've landed a job at Desmarais Industries, this mega-corporation in the heart of the city. Think skyscrapers, power suits, and enough tension to fuel a rocket launch

Your now boyfriend of four years who you haven't seen in a year.

You x Elemental Siblings

he's corny and horny

(i just wanna make a 2025 bot)